Danielle Lloyd Assaulted @ Crystal Nightclub in London!

Photo Credit: thesun.co.uk

HOLY SHIT!!! Damn, Danielle Lloyd got messed up pretty bad! Well, story goes that Danielle was partying with her boyfriend, Jamie O'Hara, and bunch of other friends and these two chicks attacked Danielle. The two chicks were apparently dancing on the sofa in the VIP section where Danielle was sitting and (supposedly) accidently one of them kicked Danielle. Anyways, you know how that goes... it lead to a catfight.

According to the report Jamie got thrown into a glass table and Danielle needed surgery that night. She sustained injuries to both her leg and back. Yes, this is the same Danielle Lloyd that we love posting when she's on vacation wearing a bikini.

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209 Scandalous Comments

Ha ha...... hahahaha!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! (Wipes tears) Haw haw!!

Okay thats kinda cold, but it was bound to happen... Stupid bitch.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 12:50pm
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oh my god....

are you seriously enjoying her pain?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:00pm
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says the psychopath who had pictures of decapitated children on her profile and was amused by it

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:14pm
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it's amazing how fast you can log on and log off.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:17pm
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Hahaha... Nope not me. However that statement is true and should always be held to record when you start your preaching. Now stop looking for excuses to argue with me and leave me be bullcrap. We don't speak or like each other so stop upseting yoursellf by reading my comments/involving yourself in my shit. End.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:24pm
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i didn't say it was you, boy.

but how about you step back and think for a second....wait...you DON'T think with your brain, you think with your cock. i keep forgetting that.

this isn't about me or what i've done, so stop the transference tactics. this is about you, a grown ass man laughing at a woman being assaulted. even if you don't like her, you still have to admit that it's fucked up for you to even consider laughing. so...how about instead of you saying what i'm going to do and thinking that you actually are a person (because truth be told, shit like this shows just how subhuman and discusting you really are), you actually think about how YOU would feel if this happened to YOUR girl....or would you be the one doing it to her? because comments like yours...are indictative of guys who condone violence against women.

and didn't you leave here, never to return again?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:32pm
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So why are you intentionally picking fights with him? if what he says bothers you so much, ignore it. why are you going out of your way to respond to his comments when they mean nothing to you? do you think you are queen of this website?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:34pm
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She does. I should show her good friend Goliano the racist PM's she sent me, and see how good their relationship holds up.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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again, this has nothing to do with me....but you're turning it into something about me because you cannot face the fact that you have the functioning maturity of a boy.

so...you can keep going "i'm rubber, you're glue" or you can actually grow a pair and admit that your thinking this is amusing is fucked up.

the choice is up to you and only you.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:44pm
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Hey, when did I claim to be Jesus? The joke is... Why aren't you all up on Peccavi like you are riding me right now? Because you hate me. fair enough. I hate you too. But YOU trying to hide behind morality is a fucking joke. You are trying to assassinate my character but guess what? I don't care who you turn against me. Smart move, but I couldn't care less.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:56pm
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because peccavi isn't the one that keeps popping here to giggle about it.

and guess what? i'm not trying to do anything other than get you to see my perspective on this. let me say it to you again: how would you feel if this happened to your girl? do you still think it would be funny?

are ya getting me here?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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STFU. like you've never laughed at anyone's pain. you are not the Holy Mother......Thank God. so stop acting like it. now like a good little girl shut your mouth and hop off Loki's dick!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:16pm
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Caite this is the last thing I'm going to write because this is just silly.

"how would you feel if this happened to your girl? do you still think it would be funny?"

No, ofcourse not. Be serious. Nobody would. But I care for my girl alot more than Danielle Llyod. And yes, people being beaten up isn't the best activity. But check the text of the post. Some chicks were dancing on the table by Danielle and kicked her. okay. If they were dancing then I guessing the kick was accidental. So how did a fight happen?
Knowing Danielle (from what I have seen on TV) she probably starting running up her mouth after them straight away.Inturn resulting in this fight. Clearly she lost. She wasn't mugged, she most like wanted to partake in the fight.Therefore she isn't a victim. Can you see my point?

Thats me being "mature" about the senario. We don't see eye to eye but this shit has to stop at some point. You really need to stop jumping on everything I say.
"i'm not trying to do anything other than get you to see my perspective on this."

Why? Yes, I come on here for the fun of it. Simply that. I will make fun of almost anything posted here. Like I said. I don't claim to be Jesus. So for the love of god, let it go.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:22pm
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i saw the text of the post...yeah, people were dancing by her and she got kicked. i get that. she went to tell them 'don't kick me'. she got her ass kicked. i get that, too. but i don't think she was gunning for a fight. i mean, look at her...what's she gonna go: throw a shoe at someone?

and i don't jump on EVERYTHING YOU SAY. just the stupid and ignorant shit, which happens to be a lot.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:30pm
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Have to get a jab in, huh? My comments aren't directed at the uptight. This site is playtime. It always makes me wonder when people come here to be all serious and stuck up. Have fun sometime.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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because we're not all dick & ball joke people here. and not only that, some of us get sick of constant nasty shit that gets put up. i COULD have fun on here...if i didn't have to put up trolls, sexist comments and other bullshit.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:16pm
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http://www.moejackson.com/2009-breaking-heidi-klum-helps-pimp-snack-delu...

Click link... See Alina's comment. Look at replies. See Goliano's comment in response to hers. And thats your boy, huh? Proof of your hypocricy.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:28pm
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what point are you trying to make, loki? there is none. Goli has class. you don't.

END! NOW WE'RE DONE ! BOOM! POW! SHAZAM! FLUEVOG! VERB! ADJECTIVE! PRONOUN! ADVERB! METAPHOR!!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:36pm
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Even I wouldn't go there. No offence Goli but just pointing out the facts here. END (okay seriously this time.)

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:33pm
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yes, you would....should i hit your tracking tab and find all your posts....or should I just dig up all of your shit from the forum?

Goli = class and acts like a grown man and i have genuine respect for him.

you = not even fit to scrub my toilet and acts like a little boy.

fin.

(FOR REALZ, YO!)

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:40pm
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yes i would go there... About a celeb I have as much care for as Danielle, Not other posters.
And why have you gotten all aggressive again? Clearly this runs deeper than morals. Thats why your lap dog Buck is here. Let the goons mob.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:48pm
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END, LOKI! END!!

END LOKI!!!

END!!!

END!!!

END!

now you have more to say...too bad you already showed how much of an ass you are. i didn't ask anyone to back me up on this...

and for the record, some of us playfully flirt with each other...that's what we do now, Loki. it's called having fun.

you told me about that.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:00pm
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THEN

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:25pm
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i'm going to keep fucking jumping down your goddamn throat until you acknowledge what i said about admitting this is fucked up.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:46pm
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And you being amused by dead children is not fucked up?? not to mention many other things you have mentioned in the past..?
i'm going to keep fucking jumping down your goddamn throat until you acknowledge what i said about admitting this is fucked up.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:48pm
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are you going to answer my question or continue to avoid it and use transference tactics?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:18pm
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no one on the internet owes you a damn thing much less an answer. STFU

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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You spelled "dykey" wrong.

^_^

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:22pm
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where i am from its spelled as a variant just as i did D-Y-K-I-E. you and AM have uppity fun disecting spelling on the www

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 11:16pm
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wILL YOU SEND ME THOSE PicS OF BEhEADED cHILdREN THEY aRE TALKING aBOUT. i THINK YOU AND ME may HAVE A lot IN common. mY E-MAIL SICKBASTARDLAUGHS@YOU.COM

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:17pm
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i'm going to keep fucking jumping down your goddamn throat until you acknowledge what i said about admitting this is fucked up.

Guys, Guys, Guys lets not be so harsh on Caitie obviously this site is her life. she comes bere to be big and bad for in real life she's chewed gum on the bottom of someone's shoe. her demanding acknowledgement from Loki only proves this. seriously who the fuck demands someone who they don't know or will ever meet to admitt something. i'll tell you who our resident big dykie red headed troll

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:22pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Shut the fuck up and quit being so self righteous. She got shit kicked by a bunch of catty girls. No it's not right. But the world is a harsh place sometimes. This isn't about violence against women issue. How about violence against people?? She went to the club, shot off her mouth, got the shit kicked out of her. Case closed. Get off yr fuckin soapbox. You turned this discussion into an attack. So right back 'atcha.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:21pm
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cosign.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:48pm
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Shut the fuck up you whiny baby.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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who am i?

(no i do not have an account on here)

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:24pm
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I don't think a drunk bitch like Danielle who is known for being a stupid, racist, party-slut getting beat up in a fight which she mostly likely started is even remotely as bad as an innocent child getting decapitated. you truly are fucked up

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:32pm
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hey you fucking bitch i am the real .... so using my name now and your own fucking cow

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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Ha ha...... hahahaha!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! (Wipes tears) Haw haw!!

Okay thats kinda cold, but it was bound to happen... Stupid bitch
!lokiman the cataclysmic bastard..

that was the Funniest shit in the History of Bastardly.
nobody loves it more when stupid whorbags Finally get their cummupance.
keep em comming.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:46pm
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Haha I'm sorry but that comment by Loki is hilarious. And yeah she got a few slaps, but I've seen worse. She'll live and maybe she'll stop drinking herself stupid when she goes out.
If people want to feel compassion for someone then why don't you all switch on the fucking (real) news.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 1:38am
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That's barbaric. Some girls can be jealous bitches. Scary.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 12:51pm
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WTF...did she fight a bobcat??..those bitches where fucking crazy!!...

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 12:51pm
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don't feel bad loki, I fuckin laughed my ass off too. I found it quite funny. wonder if there is a vid of the fight?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:04pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I feel no sorrow. If there's a vid I'd link it faster than a Cheeter with a firecracker up it's arse.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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It's not funny, i see enough of this by where I live and it's really scary.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:00pm
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Where do you live? Sing Sing?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 4:32pm
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so...let me get this straight....it's fucked up when Chris Brown beats up Rihanna...but when Danni Lloyd gets assaulted by another girl, it's funny?

That's kinda....sick and chauvinistic, don't you think?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:06pm
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i actually laughed my arse off on both occasions...Danielle Lloyd is a supppper duppper twat who is racist and a slag...she fucking deserves to be thrown thorugh a table..if she started flapping her gums in my direction after an ACCIDENTAL kick (when i was pissed up and dancing) then she'd leave with no face and a gashed up leg....no lie.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:21pm
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Nothing bleeds like a good head wound, just think of the dry cleaning.....

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:07pm
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Holy shit, I usually hold my comments in, but I had to log on to comment on this one.

Bitch looks like fucking Carrie.

Not to mention she got it all over her friends.

Hope her friends didn't have any small cuts or open wounds, because I wouldn't guess that Miss Lloyd was sexually clean.

Very quality post for a Tuesday morning.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:07pm
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This just isn't even funny. We call that shit GBH here, very serious. Nothing to laugh about at all.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:12pm
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THANK YOU!

...fuckin' children.

shit.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:14pm
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Some of you are really retarded. There's nothing funny about being beat up till bloody by two people. The internet provides too much of a disconnect to reality. This leads to saying horrible things w/o any care or regret.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:18pm
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"The internet provides too much of a disconnect to reality. This leads to saying horrible things w/o any care or regret."

That's the WHOLE POINT of the interwebs.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:20pm
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not really...but, hey...it does show people's true colors....like right now.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:23pm
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HOLD ON! Didn't this chick literally bully an Asian woman on national TV to the point of tears, daily for 4 weeks straight? Comments like "You need to fuck off homme"?Sorry, no sorrow for the racist cunt.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:29pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Don't know if she is racist or not but that has little to do with anything. If someone believes differently than you that isn't a free pass to beat or kill others or even hope for it to happen.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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there is only 1 user with the name '....' and the rest of you that pretend is me go fuck yourselves also go find another name

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:42pm
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Damn, some of you cats are brutal. I don't care how big of a whore this chick is, nobody deserves to get beat down like that.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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I tole you dat bitch crazy.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:52pm
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Even if she was evil i still don't see how these pics could be viewed as anything other than disturbing. The girl is covered in her own blood, I was actually shocked by these pictures. I wouldn't even laugh if it was Paris Hilton instead of Danielle.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:55pm
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no one's going to see reason or rationality here, dear.

it's left the building.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:57pm
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Alina. You have a point. But this is simply text on a web page. Do you really believe I was actually physically laughing while sitting here. Yes I hate her, and I actually do not feel sorry for her. But this shit has been blown WAY outta proportion.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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It's fine to not feel sorry for her it's just these pictures actually made me feel sick, you've got to admit they're shocking?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:08pm
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no, what is shocking is everyones moral stance on this womans clear loss at a dumb bar fight.. how about she gets off the floor and stop writhing around like a twat. stay in the club dammit, wait for the ambulance indoors. geez

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:27pm
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To be fair the bouncers probably took her outside. I don't like her, i think she's devoid of a brain and she's completely ignorant and i'd hate it if she was what everyone judged Liverpool by but i still don't want to see blood on ANYONE. It makes me queasy.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:40pm
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wow you must be very privileged and sheltered for this to be very shocking, scary, and me you queasy. mommy and daddy hide you in the best private schools?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 11:22pm
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yes actually.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 4:29am
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yeah i know you're type silver spoon daddy's girl thinks she knows and understands the struggle of the urban life because she's read a book, seen a movie and/or listened to some bubble gum rap. then when she she's it real life she is shocked, scared, and sick. this is nothing compared to what goes on in the streets everyday non-stop. kids shooting kids, kids being used as sex slaves, domestic violence, etc. just you don't seeing someone like yourself go through something like this. your bubble is supposed to always protect you. you can't understand how this could happen to her for she is so much like you. what you don't understand is that the streets don't care who you are, where you are from, or how much money you got. the streets eat everyone. in the end if you live like that or want to be street, it'll get you in the end. Don't start no shit, want be no shit.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 1:11pm
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Looks like someone got THE WIRE on DVD and a bad case of over-dramatizing for Christmas.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 1:15pm
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oh please bitch. i've never seen the wire, all i gotta do is look out my window. ain't no actors with toy guns on my block.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 4:02pm
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Wow, d55. Why'd you make it so easy? Damn, you people are fuckin' brain dead. It's like you think you're invisible or some shit.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 4:55pm
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Violence isn't relative. You'd understand that if you had a brain. What starts out as a bar brawl escalates into a knife fight and so on and so forth. It's all bad.
You think because I went to good schools I've somehow been sheltered from violence? Are you really that thick headed? Shows what you really know. But it's ok, continue watching your BBC horizon and dateline NBC.

Oh and Danielle Lloyd is NOT someone like myself.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:23pm
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honey, no one's going to get. they say that they do...but they don't.

just let it go and let the ignorant fucking trolls win this one.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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You're right. They outnumber us.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:44pm
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yep. both registered shitheads and unregistered shitheads...this whole thing is a giant pile of yuck. you can't force someone who's incapable of registering logical thought, rational emotion and maturity to do all of the above. it's impossible.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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i dont know why people are getting so upset over this racist bitch getting her ass beat. oh right, it means nothing to you because she's white, just like you. besides, girls get in fights all the time, who the fuck cares. and yes it is way worse to laugh at decapitated children, then laugh at some girl getting in a fight. laughing at innocent children getting their heads cut off is truly sick; laughing at somebody who got into a fight and is still alive is not.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 1:57pm
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Laughing at acts of violence full stop is just weid. Yeah girls get beat up every day, doesn't mean i'm going to laugh at any of it. Whether shes a bad person or not these pictures aren't funny.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:04pm
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i never said these pics were funny,because they are not. i just dont understand why people are so uptight over the fact that she got beat up. its not like a guy beat her up. so she got into a fight and she lost, so what? and everybody who has seen her for the ignorant women that she is probably have no sympathy for her.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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Well i dont care whether anyone feels sorry for her, my only issue was that people said it was funny when its not. That's all.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:18pm
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i get where you're coming from.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:22pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

this shit is funny. more funny that this bitch laying on the ground covered in blood. don't know what i'm talking about? i'm talking about all the fake concern for this Danielle Lloyd person. Like you people saying "oh my god i feel sorry for her or how horrible" really give a shit. you probably said terrible shit about her in the last thread and now feel sorry for it since she had this happened. you don't really feel sorry for her and you shouldn't. silly bitches want to act hard. silly bitches get thrown throught glass tables. silly bitches learn to be silly bitches and not street.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:33pm
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Who says they feel sorry for her? I just dont find shit like this funny.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:42pm
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i never said i feel sorry her because i dont. i could care less about her. i just said i understand where AlinaMaria is coming from.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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Hopefully she gets better...that shit's fucked up

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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Could someone please explain why people call her a racist? What has she done? She has dated several black dudes so it can't be black people she's racist against.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:19pm
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She bullied Shilpa Shetty along with Jade Goody and Jo O'Meara, called her 'shilpa poppadum' and told her to fuck off home back to india amongst other things.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:22pm
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Thanks! I don't know if that makes her a racist just a stupid remark or maybe she has some issues with Indians for whatever reason.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:34pm
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Erm well she also said she didnt like shilpa making food for her because you never know where her hands had been and then when shilpa was using hair lightening cream for her face danielle said that she was trying to make her face white. I don't like her but i still don't want to see her in her own blood.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:39pm
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Well, she does sound like a complete fool. I have to find some interviews with her on youtube, just to see what kind of airhead she is LOL.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:51pm
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:18pm
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I see she survived, good. So does this mean no more hot bikini pics?

OW!!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:25pm
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THATS A HUGE BITCH!

please no more bikini pics of this FAT WHORE!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:29pm
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not for a while, at least. i do hope she gets better.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:33pm
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You don't care that Danielle is racist?

You don't care that your dear friend Caitie is racst?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:53pm
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As an adult, I deal with issues as I see fit, and the last thing I want or need is unsolicited advice from an internet troll. Capisca?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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Capisca? haha the bastardly's resident tough guy comes out.....ohhhhhhhhhhhh i'm so scared! momma the big dumb animal scares me!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:15pm
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No need to hide behind flimsy masks, DumbsPamla. I promise not to highlight your stupidity like I did over the weekend. Actually, I don't need to, cuz you normally do a bang-up job, w/o my prodding.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:25pm
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Bitch, puhlease "DumbsPamla" Is this supposed to be creative?

Stop flattering yourself that I would actually give that much value to a nobody fuck like you to be writing under different names. I told you that I am not a pussy like you. Now, go get laid, you wrinkled desperate dick

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 11:25pm
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Finally remembered your password, huh?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 12:33am
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"As an adult"???

bahahahahaha thanks for the good laugh.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 9:55am
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Comin' from you that is quite a laugh, stupid. "bahahahahaha"

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 11:23am
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im not going to laugh because its not funny, but bad things happen to bad people. i feel no sympathy for her.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:31pm
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fucking spot on! what goes around comes around. act like a bitch and get treated by a bitch. even you think you're a bitch wait till the biggest bitch of them all gets a hold of you.......KARMA IS A SUPER BITCH AND SHE ALWAYS GETS YOU IN THE END.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:37pm
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Probably some jealous low-class bitches.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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no reason to be jealous; danielle lloyd is low class. she is a disgrace to our country.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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It IS funny depending on the person it hits.
She is a racist, so it's actually pretty fine to laugh about this.
Come on, she just got what she deserved.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:44pm
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Oh Lawdy, Dey Done Beat Dis here Bitch to Death....

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 2:55pm
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Yeah, she has been racist towards an Indian woman named Shilpa Shetty. Typical Brit if you ask me, most Brits are racist so the racism thing isn't much of a shock.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:04pm
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Don't make unsubstantiated statements.
Have you met every british person and know the majority of them to be racist?
Didn't think so.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:08pm
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Huh? pretty much got it right. the british people try to act all prim and proper but they really have these deep own stereotypes of people based on race. not that they hate them just lable them based on race. so much truth to it.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:18pm
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But youve just made a steretype by saying 'the british people try to act all prim and proper'. Maybe some are like how you describe, but none of the people i know. We celebrate different cultures here in Britain, trust. I live here, i would know. Yeah there are some racists/bigots, probably a lot. Just like any other country.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:25pm
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woah woah woah, lets not be rash here. mass generalising all Brits to be Racist? seriously?

ps..i'm a Brit

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:33pm
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well, you guys *did* try to rule the world for a while...but we won't hold that against you.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:46pm
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I agree. Just like how all americans are fatties.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 11:02am
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Lmao, she looks like she's laughing in the first pic.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:05pm
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Actually, I have lived in Liverpool for a year and yeah, they love to make fun of the US. Other Brits do it too, that led me to making this comment.

UP YOURS BRITAIN

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:14pm
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Well i dont know where in liverpool you've been or who you've been talking to but people from liverpool are salt of the earth, nobody 'makes fun' of the US, maybe your government but for the most part we hate ours just as much.
Which leads me to believe you're a lying cunt. I bet you have never even been to Liverpool.
Go fuck yourself.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:20pm
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yea but look at what material you guys give us...your language, your style, ummm your poor poor choice in government officials (lets not get started on the whole obama shit- give him 5 yeras then praise him yea) your love of imbreeding...shall i continue?
SEE AINT NICE WHEN PEOPLE MASS GENERALISE IS IT YOU WANKERRRRRRRRRR

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:36pm
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Go fucking expense account your moat cleaning. Go write which way to look when you cross the street and fence off the road so random binge drinkers don't wader into the street and get run-over by black cabs. Get fucking mix tap faucets. Its called inbreeding not imbreeding. While were on the subject of inbreeding shall I bring up the house of Windsor?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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oh wow, allow my minor mishap with the spelling there. but uh, i actually dont give a shit, wheh fuck-wits try and chat shit about the country i come from i'm gonna stand and defend it..no matter how retarded it is. and as for the house of windsor, its a common fact they are all sponging twats who would rather live on the tax payers money than actually do something worthwhile, so that argument can suck balls. oh and as for binge drinkers, i have fun running them over, so no fences please!!! lol

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 1:23pm
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Jesus you people are fucked up.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:24pm
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....and that's a bold statement coming from a man named BUCK NASTY.

^___^

this made me giggle.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:28pm
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A name unto it's self does not make a man. Mine's Dan and I'm only nasty to nasty people.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:39pm
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and i'm caitie...and i'm a pussy-cat in peep-toes.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:44pm
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Loki be a man and admit your comments were fucked. But you won't cause you're a brutal punk.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:27pm
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Nearly all you Brits make fun of us for 'being fat', we Americans don't like it. I hope you eat shit and die.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:33pm
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No really we don't. We have fat people here too you know! You're a much larger country, in terms of geographical size and population so yes you have more fat people than we do, but obesity is a big problem in England too. Trust me you can't turn on the TV without an expose on childhood obesity etc. So your argument doesn't really stand, im afraid.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:36pm
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what before you guys get to it? mwahahahahahahahahaha
hate me, go on i fucking dare you

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:39pm
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i dont know why when they think this hog is sexy. and get this, they even pay their fat people for being fat. ever heard of that family that was "too fat to work"? what a bunchy of morons.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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SHADUP pancake fucker.Go eat out the Queen Mum.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:42pm
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mahahahahahahaha, ahh, i also forgot to mention the lack of sense that plagues most americans..namely you you twat. i knew you'd hate these comments and i am in a postion right now (i.e., super fucking bored) to actually carry on and entertain you in you little rants...so come on, lets go..... i'll eat you face

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:49pm
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dont say "most" americans. only the idiots make it onto tv. so please dont judge by what you see.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:56pm
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you're right, and i take that back...i meant to say the ones i have encountered in my everyday life and indeed on the television.
shit got me backtracking- never done that before- actually hurt

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:58pm
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BUCK!!! That actually made me laugh so much I had tears down my eyes. This has gone to a new level.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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this post brought out the bad side of EVERYBODY.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:53pm
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meh its been too damn long since i saw mine lol

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 3:54pm
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Probably goes for your dick also.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:04pm
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How about we make this, US vs UK.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:17pm
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how about no. because not everybody in the US and UK is concerned with petty bs like this.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:23pm
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I really don't get the whole eat my face thing,but Pancake I don't have to get into the snobby,English bedwetting type thing with you because for the most part I like English,Scots,Welsh& Irish people. The ones I know here in the US are usually a lot of fun & great drinkers. So I'm gonna have to pass & you'll have to eat someone elses face. Sorry about the Queen Mum thing, but I here she's really tasty.Is she still alive???

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:21pm
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Let me get this straight. Danielle Llyod, along with a few other house mates, harassed Shilpa Shetty on Celebrity Big Brother. Their "racist" behavior resulted in more than 40,000 complaints to this UK show's management. Hmmm. The pictures do seem disturbing, and I don't agree with the people laughing, but at the same time, my sympathy for her has diminished.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:24pm
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I read complaints of Lloyd being racist yet I see comments against the people of UK and US in this thread. How fantastic! From what I understand it is ok for Lloyd to get beat up because she is racist. So, is it ok for all of you hating on those in UK or US to get beat up also? What if you don't like certain types of people? Is it ok for them to get beat up? The stupidity here is amazing.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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No, the fucking stupidity is amazing of how many of you self righteous assholes are jumping up on yr soapboxes and debating this. More injustice happens to people around the world every second. I can't rally behind some celebrity WAG getting shit kicked because someone bumped into her and spilled her Moet. She's a fucking racist cunt bikini model. Who give a fuck? Would you react the same way if Paris Hilton got served like this?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:38pm
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No because nobody in the US likes Paris Hilton & she would have paid someone to kick her ass.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:43pm
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Waht are you doing to solve all the world's problems? If you haven't dedicated your whole life to doing so then you should shut it. I know I can't solve everything in the world nor do I try. I do what I can do that's it. Lloyd going to the hospital isn't the worst thing in the world but acting like she deserved it is dumb. Maybe we all deserved to get beat up for wasting time here instead of SAVING THE WORLD as you would like us to all do.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:49pm
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he is not talking about saving the world...a dumb bitch got her ass beat and being the ignorant twat that she is, people shouldnt be inclined to feel sorry for her. if you do then good; if you dont even better.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:25pm
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That was probaby the angle Loki should have gone for,well put Joey.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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The moral of this story is "DO NOT MAKE FUN OF SHILPA SHETTY!". Bitch'll put a curse on your ass. Jo O'Meara (whoever you are) better watch your ass. BTW, this is an international rule of thumb: 'NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER 2am!!! GO THE FUCK HOME!!!'

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:38pm
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Exactly! Raddy is a fucking genius!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:41pm
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No Raddy is an obvious retard(and uncertified bastard).
I know I'm just a dumb American but WTF is a SHILPA SHETTY, it sound like a bad trip to bathroom>Loo for you Brits.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 4:49pm
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its a name ass clown.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:16pm
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I do not condone what happened to her, nor do I feel it's ok to laugh at her because she's a racist. Hatred only begets more hatred. That said, perhaps there is a silver lining, and she will be a more empathetic and nicer person after experiencing such trauma.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:09pm
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I'm laughing at her cause Karma is a nasty bitch when she comes around, looks like danielle final got repaid some of what Karma owed her.

Besides how stupid do you have to be standing on top of a couch when your picking a fight, you just make it so easy for someone to knock off, into ohh i dont know a glass table.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 7:30pm
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violence is stupid, but she probably deserved it.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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she got her dumb ass kicked...who the fuck cares?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 5:45pm
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WHOA, HOLY COW! god damn, these situation gotten worst now, FUCK THOSE PEOPLE FROM LONDON, SHITTY ASS!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 7:12pm
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whatever it is that Max is trying to say............i agree.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 11:12pm
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Hey fuckhead, he's is right, and I don't know why u wanna pick on people like that, i suggest take a break and stop drinking and smoking like those people that did to danelle lloyd. LONDON SUCKS FOOL!

Friday, May 29th, 2009 @ 12:05am
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hey.....oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait for the video to leak out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 @ 7:45pm
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anyone here that laughed at these photo of her sitting on the ground bleeding is an Insensitive Moron.

there is no excuse for what those 2 female suspects did to her; furthermore, I wouldn't call 2 against 1 a fair fight.

I hope those 2 suspects will serve their time and pay for their crime.

I wonder what caused them to assault Miss Lloyd

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 12:02am
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please dont say miss, shes not a lady. and she had friends with her...she was not fighting alone. she just didnt win. and nobody is laughing, a lot of people just dont feel sorry for her.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 2:33am
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North Korea conducted a nuclear bomb test, but we should worry about a party girl getting her ass kicked in a bar?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 12:17am
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Come on, North Korea is a paper tiger.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 12:20am
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No, Obama is a paper tiger.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 10:04am
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What, you don't desire change?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 2:59pm
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Change? That's about all we'll have in our pockets once he's done.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 6:47pm
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Hahahaha! Great one. That was sharp, lol.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 6:54pm
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Um, exactly what do you have in your pockets now? If Barack had done nothing, since being elected you'd be completely broke. He's fixing Bush's mess not creating a new one.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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Why do Obama supporters always bring up W when someone says something negative about their man? W is retired back in Crawford, TX. Why are you still obsessed?

Oh, I have $0.73

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 7:02pm
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I respectfully disagree. You have to get past all this left wing/right wing Democrat/Republican crap. That is just a passion play for the civilians. Tim Geitner and Hank Paulsen are crooks. If they would've given the amount of bail-outs to people losing their homes instead of bailing out all these Corporations the problem would fix itself. Instead you are getting fucked in the mouth and the ass. The bailout is tacked to your taxes. They privatized the profit and socialized the loss. Everybody is to stupid to figure out that they are being robbed. Obama is just a much more articulate teleprompter reader than Bush. His cabinet appointees tell me so. I follow world politics like you follow sports. I had so much hope for Obama. I admit he inherited a pile of shit but it is become obvious to me he's a company man and the company is Wall Street.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 8:25pm
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It's way too soon to think the man has been defined, one way or the other. But what I said about Bush IS the truth.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 9:26pm
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Yeah. But what can you do? Obama was a better choice than McCain, but then he made some bad appointments in Treasury and Defense, and now it obviously shows. His own chief of staff sold political influence for millions of dollars just like Cheney did. It's not too soon to tell.

Friday, May 29th, 2009 @ 3:35pm
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I believe a Democratic would respond by saying name one thing George W. Bush, the boy king, did right. With a final approval rating of 22 percent, it's not hard to make fun of him ... so give the brown guy a chance?

Friday, May 29th, 2009 @ 3:26pm
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China isn't. N. Korea is doing this shit by proxy.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 8:15pm
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Most pundits say China's rise to superpower status is going to be peaceful, yes? :P This will only come back to haunt the Chinese when the North Koreans don't do what the Chinese tell them to do. China did get utterly humiliated by Vietnam in their border war.

Friday, May 29th, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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North Korea doesn't have color....yes a Lewis Black reference

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 1:07am
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WTF?

This may be the most fucked up site on the internet.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 1:20am
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Oh please as if the crutches were necessary. She's going to milk this for all it's worth. She'll earn a nice wad of cash out of it if she plays it right. She'll sell the (unremarkable) story to OK! or some other shit magazine. Then we'll be exposed to weekly updates on the depression/esteem issues she has been faced with as a result. Shit, she'll probably even say that she has post-traumatic stress disorder to earn a buck.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 1:48am
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ur such a good person, S
ur boyfriend is one lucky man
if u have 1

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 9:37am
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She does have a boy-friend. It is tranny d55.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 10:35am
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Pam what have I told you about wasting your time on trying to irritate me? You need to use your time wisely if your going to sort out that skin problem you have. Get some exercise and try washing your face once in a while.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 10:53am
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As if you stupid Brits didn't have slutty Katie Price's divorce with that fella. Urgh, bad times coming for you losers...

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 5:50am
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fight of the week..
a real celebrity deathmatch.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 5:56am
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Maybe the attack story is coverup for the fact that she forgot to pack a tampon?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 10:07am
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