Dasha Astafieva Does A Sexy Photo Shoot @ The Playboy Mansion!
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
It appears as if sexy Ukrainian model Dasha Astafieva is doing really well in Beverly Hills. When she's not busy tea-bagging Master Hef, she's building a kickass career for herself. This photo shoot is simply case in point. You don't need to be naked in order to look hot, baby!Dasha showed us exactly what she's capable of at a party thrown by Playboy last month. Here's a sample of what took place:
See more pics from the event!I don't know about you bastards, but this lady has "Freaky Animal In The Sack" written all over her, so we're looking forward to what else she has to offer! We love you, Dasha!!
DAMN YOU, HEF!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
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jesus christ. best looking female hands down. she leaves adriana lima and alessandra in the freakin dust!
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You're joking right? This chick has got nothing on those two. She is very hot though, but could not hold a candle to the victoria secret beauties.
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She may be a gold digging whore, but she's beautiful. Hef traded up and I think she has natural breasts. Nice
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she is better then alessandra, i am not sure about adriana lima though, she has been around 20 seconds, we have no idea what she REALLY looks like
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really? to me she looks like Rocky Dennis in "Mask"
she's ugly, nice tits but horrible face. Also, she looks like she smeels, normally I love Russian women but this one is repulsive.
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meh.
Nice rack though.
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damn sexy
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i could go lezza for that!
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Just another pudgy whore.
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Kind of pretty when she's not being completely sleezy.
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Old whore. Even is she's not old. She looks like an old whore. I'm sure she has gallons of Chernobyl-tainted sperms coating the inside of her belly and intestines. Hef lost his touch about fifteen years ago, when he turned 70. 70 year old men do not have any taste when it comes to beautiful women. They are out of touch and flaccid. There are at least 100 pornstars working today who are hotter than this mail-order whore.
I hope and pray to God that Hef dies a painful death and that he suffers for the last few years of his life. He deserves to live the rest of his life in agony.
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Why all the hate for Hef? He's a self made man and is enjoying life.
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who ever hates on hef is just jealous.
the dude is a bastardly god, damn it!
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Perhaps Moe, I really dont hate the man, just tired of his retarded behaviour. It's time to file Hef under "Enough is enough", along with KimK, Parisite, Britless, LiLo & Sam, and Mini-me.
What it comes down to is this; 1) Yes. he is living the (rich) life. One that 98% of readers will never know. But then at this point senility is fast catching up and THAT should be interesting! 2) No, I don't envy him, or his shriveled ass. No matter how much pussy dances around his flaccid knob he will always be OLD! Viagra notwithstanding; NO pussy in the world is worth going blind for.
Dream all you want to dream. Fantasize all you want, but he is fast becoming the oldest douche-bag in the history of douchebaggery. And at this point he has become a cliche as Playboy lost it's class long and now is pretty much a parody of itself.
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wow SOMEBODYS a miserable faggot
stop taking out your anger on other people please please pleeeeease go kill yourself
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Hugh Hefner is a scumbag pornographer who sells young women to the highest bidder vis a vis his magazine, which is nothing more than a catalog for rich men who view the female body as nothing more than a series of holes that need to be plugged with their flaccid, wrinkled cocks. If that's who your role model is then you're a creep. The girls in playboy are gross and plastic and have been for a long time. If that's what you like then you probably think Nikki Cox and other tranny-women are pretty too. Faggots.
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Keith - for someone who has it in for scumbag pornographers funny that you should know at least 100 pornstars who are hotter...Asshole.
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keith u are a HATER. seriously could you be anymore insecure and envious?! damn, and if anything playboy does not exploit women, women exploit playboy. look at kendra, holly, and bridgette, just pretending to be into hef has opened doors to immense opportunity, i think they're quite cunning. it's not the route most women would feel comfortable taking, but if it's ur dream, go for it and don't fear the scrutiny of others. yeah they may be fake as hell but as long as they think they're sexy and feel comfortable with their own reflection, ur opinion doesn't really matter now does it? I'm with my man Moe on this one....Hef is a very admirable persona, entrepeneur and american idol. call him unscrupulous all you want, you'll never even come close to the impact he's made keith, my precious little cunt rag. and actually, i don't consider playboy to be pornography. the women are not committing sexual acts nor are they in suggestible positions, in my opinion. i find it to be quite classy especially in comparison to hustler, penthouse,etc. oh and dasha is stunning!!! these pics do not do her justice by the way...in motion she is beyond beautiful and has a flawless body. keith my dear don't be jealous of the fact that you have never gotten nor ever will get pussy half as good as this....fuckin hater.
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Keep jacking off u motherfuckers. soon it will all be over and then you can go back to sucking your daddy's cocks.
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hahahhaa....good one. faggot.
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Thanks for the kind words, Pretty Girl. Hopefully you live in Gaza and a rocket will land on your ass any moment.
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I don't agree with anything you've said yet, but I gotta admit you are making me lmao.
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She looks like russian viagra.
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nice rack!!! sexy photo shot..
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Very Nice - way to go Hef
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pic # 3 shows a lot of line on her forehead
she needs to stop sucking cock and looking up lol
or she will end up looking like Bridget Marquardt the 36 year old skank!
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kieth you are my hero. are you sure your a guy- if so wow-I 100% agree with you. anyone who says playboy doesn't exploit women is dumb as, i don't care if you like it just don't pretend it doesn't exploit women. and no kieth is not necessarily jealous I know soo many guys who think kendra, holly and brigette are plastic as and not attractive- especially since they are all plastic and bleached to within an inch of their lives. i think it would be fair to say that keith was jealous if hef was banging three girls at a time who were classy, cool and beautiful (naturally) but we all know that will never happen. and if it does then i think you will have the permission to say others are 100% jealous of him.
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she can be hot..just the outfits are horrible.
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you bastards are crazy stop talking about your repressed childhood nightmare and focus on the babe on hand
congrats to mr. hefner for discovering this fine eastern european specimen of sexiness
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Beautiful! Stop hating, jealous bastards.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aftIOhmaix4
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Tea-bagging? Are you sure that's what you mean? Guess you never can tell with the advances in plastic surgery these days.
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SEXAY!!!!!!!!!!
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Eastern European chicks are so hottt!
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Yow she is hot! And you can find tons of nice photos of her if you search for hegre-art and dasha (with SafeSearch off of course).
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Bitch looks kinda manly, pass.
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Everyone whines how they see a line or two on her forehead, boo hoo. Who cares, you can clearly see those pictures were taken by an ordinary digital camera with no Photoshop included. Dont hate just because your overrated Adriana Lima looks like a homeless crackwhore in candids.
Go Dasha!
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Hefner has become a joke. Such a shame really. The guy had tremendous talent in creating Playboy, but all these women are just Gold Diggers and what's most sad is that he keeps getting used by them! The last one that now leaves after she gets a kid from Hef. Alimony, Child support and a E ticket to the good life for screwing a 70 plus year old man on Viagra. Damn embarrassing to see the freak show. Is Hefner that senile or so insulated in his world he can't see reality from fantasy. Dude, no hot young chick is going to want your 70 plus year old body. Find a more appropriately aged gal.
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I haven't seen a woman so beautiful in a loooooong time. What a stunner.
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Prettier in the pictures with professional help.
Fourteen minutes and thirty seconds away from being a back-alley meth whore in the red carpet pics.
Overall: meh.
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wow she is so pretty
:))))))
she looks so good when she's sober, she obviously wasn't all there in those other pictures, europeans are just sexier than americans, fact
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