Dayana Mendoza: Bikini Pics @ Atlantis Resort in The Bahamas
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
The Miss Universe 2009 pageant isn't until August but current Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza, is definitely taking advantage of her reign until she gives up her crown. However, here's the mosted fucked up part about this year's pageant... the Wiki states that HEIDI MONTAG will "perform her latest song during the live final." WTF!!!!?? Hmm.. who'd she sleep with to get that gig?!?




















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Nice body...but meh.
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I wonder how much her plastic surgery cost?
I know at least her chest is fake...
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she's cute but there is a 12 year old birthday quality to these pictures
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Pretty. But I find it strange when girls were makeup to the beach/pool.
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Este puta necesita chupar mi pene!
BTW, if I was an older man with a large bank account looking to nail some young slut by pampering her in a lavish setting, Atlantis would be at the top of my list of places to go.
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You mean letting her super size at MCDs doesn't cut it!
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Did you see the pic where her arms wern't inthe air?
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quit looking at my girlfriend you losers
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your mom is a loser
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What Universe?
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Meh, average. Ok, maybe a bit better than average, nice body. Kinda looks like Odette Yustman, maybe thats just me.
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The body is HOT!!...N she's cute! i like her a lot!!
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I could find a dozen hotter chicks in an alternate universe mall....
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she looks like a freaking tranny
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LOL, I almost get what you're saying, and wearing makeup to the pool doesn't help. But she would be one helluva hot tranny, the kind who could whip out a cock and most guys say eh, I'll just use the back door.
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Her new nose is nice, yet she didn't deserve to keep her crown. She's no natural beauty, but Donald had compassion for her.
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no miss Venezuela is a "natural beauty".
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lose the make up , don't get your hair wet
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I'd get her pregnant.
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Note to Bastardly crew:
Dayana Mendoza was caught in a "nude" modeling scandal too and got to keep her crown, yet there was no "outrage" from pageant officials and people didn't cry and quit their jobs.
Just further proof that the whole Ms. California "fiasco" was solely about her opposition to gay marriage.
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