Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Pre-Oscar Rack! OW!!

These were snapped @ a pre-Oscar party at Cecconi's Restaurant in West Hollywood.

More Bastardly Oscars coverage will continue through the weekend, so stay tuned!

And, since I know you bastards want a closer look...see page two.

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what do u mean implants? ll always had big natural boobs- doesn't EVERYBODY know that?

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 5:09pm
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she needs to lay off the self tanner, its not a good look. Plus who on earth plucked her eyebrows? Could they be any further apart? Lindsay, eat and have a shower, you'd be amazed what it can do for a body. I do think shes pretty though, underneath it all.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 5:28pm
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Look at pictures from her in 2004 compared to now. She looks awful now. Too skinny, cracked out, no glow at all, ugh, wasted looks.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 5:29pm
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She's gonna need to wear bras soon.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 6:17pm
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Let's face it. She's no longer an award-winning actress. She's Phoebe Price.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 6:20pm
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It's so frustrating seeing a woman that could be so fuckin hot just not care anymore. Maybe I shouldn't either.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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remember when she was the hottest redhead chick!!!??? 2004 was soooooo long ago!!

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 7:10pm
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She looks old for age, but she can still do better than Samantha Ronson.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 7:23pm
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what kind of dress is that? the cut of the upper half of the dress is all wrong. She wore it to hide how skinny she has become

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 7:47pm
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She has a great boobage to weight ratio going though..

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 7:47pm
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Looks pretty old, but the boobies look quite juicy.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 8:01pm
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Coke whores never have and never will be attractive. She looks 40.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 8:36pm
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she looks cracked out. so sad, she used to be SOOOOOO hot. she should gain some weight, fix her hair, and maybe try spray tanning instead of using a self tanner. (or that's what it looks like she does) it looks all uneven.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 10:21pm
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im pretty sure her cunt smells like africa

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 11:00pm
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU RACI$T F**K

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 12:24am
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She looks like a worn out hag. All the partying, boozing and drugging has caught up to her and she looks awful.

I think she's had her lips done; they look a little too inflated.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 11:53pm
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I knew she had implants. Page 3 says it all.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 12:19am
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You just want to motor boat those natural titties.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 12:35am
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Wtf is this shit? What is that bullshit tent dress? Wear a bra and a better fitting dress, stupid ugly cunt.

The implants are obvious:

1. Naturally big busted chicks ALWAYS wear bras because they are terrified of sagging. Dumb cunts who get implants don't care about wearing a bra because they'll have to get their hackjob tits redone every 5-10 years anyway, so it doesn't matter if they start to sag.

2. Dropping to 90lbs while D-cup bust size is unchanged = implants. ALL women lose at least a cup size during drastic weight loss. When this cunt weighed 120-130 the big titties looked very real, now they just look sad and fake.

She's a nasty old-looking whore with bad skin.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 12:42am
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Agree about the dress, but disagree about her tits, they are real.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 1:41am
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FALSE. I know it is man's fantasy that there exist a 90lb women with natural D cups, but it doesn't happen. These are very good silicon fakes. Saline looks hard and rocklike, but silicon can look somewhat natural.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 2:21am
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Im pretty sure they are real. They have always been big, but do you remember a couple of years ago when Lindsay got scary skinny, and her tits all but disappered? She's nowhere near as skinny as that right now, hence why she still has her tatas. Im sure if she lost about 20lbs however, there would be a noticable decrease in boobage. Also she could just be wearing a really good push up bra right here.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 1:50pm
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Aisha P is correct. There are just freaks of nature like Lindsay and Marisa Miller. I would say if either one had fake boobs, it would be Marisa.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 3:39pm
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There is absolutely no way her tits are real. You don't lose 30 pounds of fat and muscle mass and have your tits remain EXACTLY the same. A large portion of the breast is made from fatty tissue and this will definitely disappear if your body fat percentage drops as low as Lindsay's obviously has. You can't pick and choose where your body retains fat deposits if you're running at say 5% body fat. Definitely fake tits.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 4:57pm
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asswhole they didnt remain the same, they obviously got smaller.
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog190208_lindsay.jpg
I think they look real

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 10:05pm
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hole*

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 10:08pm
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I'm an asshole now because I claim Blohan has fake tits? Damn. Taking this a bit personally, aren't we? Is that you Samantha Ronson? Who gives a fuck anyway? Besides, the picture you just linked is when she was heavy. You just proved my point. When she is concentration camp thin like she is now, her tits are the same size as in the pics you just linked. Case closed. Lindsay's tits = fake.

Monday, February 23rd, 2009 @ 2:18am
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when the fuck did lindsay turn into stevie fucking nicks?

lindsay needs to go back to 2004 and tell herself not to get lost in being an idiot in 5 years.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 10:52am
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looks dirty, but I think she used to be cute

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 5:04pm
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I wonder why this girl is so desperate to look like an unwashed porn star/skank?

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 @ 8:18pm
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shes looks kinda old for me, cute an dirty looking...

Monday, February 23rd, 2009 @ 12:51am
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Freaky Friday was on earlier, it made me crave a little HoHan titty viewing.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 3:37pm
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