Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio: A Difficult Bastardly Matchup
Monday, June 8th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Both beauties were spotted at the VS flagship store located at 59th & Lex. Props to those of you lucky bastards who were on hand to witness the hotness in live action. I wish there was a damn mailing list we could get on so we could attend some of these events!
Anyway, believe it or not, but Alessandra & Doutzen were on hand to promote the official launch of Victoria's Secret's Facebook page. So ya, now you can have Fake Ale & Fake Adriana join your list of fake friends on Facebook!! How absolutely totally cool is that?
And, as with any other time we have two beautiful ladies standing next to each other, here's a Bastardly Poll:
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Both gorgeous!
Exotic x Classic
Alessandra Ambrosio has my vote.
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Which one do you consider the exotic one?
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I think the classic one is doutzen, so that makes Ale the exotic one.
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I want proof that Jackson is alive DAMN IT.
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lol, yea he never posts on here... maybe he's a silent partner? We want a Jackson post!!!
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This is like choosing between steak and lobster; how can you go wrong. I like Doutzen but it's very close.
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Doutzen is beautiful. She's got an aura about her...kinda like Ali Larter. Just a total ray of sunshine.
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Beauty and the tranny.
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I'll go with Megan Fox.
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ale is way hotter
never found the appeal of the other chick
some say she's skinny, but that's fine with me =]
look at adriana lima now, altho she is pregnant
but for the past few months she's been a wreck
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not sure 50-50
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Ale for sure
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Yep defo Ale
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Doutzen does not have a model body whatsoever (though it might look good here but i've seen her in lingerie) That body with that babyface just does not go together. That's why she loses points from me. Facewise, she is very cute and doll-like.
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Ale is sexier, Doutzen is prettier.
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I concur.
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Alessandra looks ugly next to Doutzen!
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i agree doutzen has a cute baby face
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What? You like banging babies?
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Is that Douchen Crows? She looks so pretty while the other girl looks like a hooker!
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The answer is: Adriana.
It's a trick question.
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Adriana and Alessandra radiate sex appeal. No one can match them
Doutzen has an interesting beauty. I really like the combination of classic facial beauty & athetic body.
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Is Doutzen an actress? cause she really looks like one!
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i wood have them double team me and suck onmy 3 incher. I wood suck and fuck them out.
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I think Doutzen is nearly perfect.
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Doutzen is perfection.
Alessandra is eating dust in here.
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I also like Ale, but that Doutzen girl is so gorgeous that you would think twice to pose next to her, especially if you're a model no...
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Shouldn't lingerie models have some sex appeal? The two of them combined have zero sex appeal. A piece of 1/2" drywall has more sex appeal than these two.
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lol
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Doutzen is wonderful looking
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doutzen all the way
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They're both gorgeous, but Doutzen is very pretty!
And congrats Doutzy for an amazing Harper's Bazaar US edition cover!
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DOUTZEN&ALESSANDRA ARE WHORES,SLUTS,BITCHES AND CUNTS. DOUTZEN AND ALESSANDRA ARE UGLY,FAT AND FUGLY.
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r u crazy, why u don't quit being a such a hater?
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CATHY R IS A WHORE,SLUT,BITCH AND CUNT. CATHY R IS UGLY,FAT AND FUGLY.
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Doutzen for sure! the other looks like a tranny! big horse teeth=no good.
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It's a crime to pose next to Doutzen! She's the FACE you
Alessandra is that you? Gosh i couldn't even recognize you with that trashy make up!
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Damm you MOE!!!
No one should be forced to make a choice between these two
:P
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Ur gay if u dont pick Alessandra!!!!!!!!
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no, you'r gay if you pick alessandra,.. horseman
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doutzen only fucks black guys so obviously i'll take the other one
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DOUTZEN!! mmmmm.. LOVE HER!
on the other hand, alessandra is nasty skinny and non-attractive
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They're no Stacy Keibler. How come Stacy Keibler and her boyfriend aren't a choice? Fucking faggots.
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Doutzen acts nice while Alessandra acts naughty. But I think the opposite happens behind closed doors. So my vote goes to Doutzen.
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Team Doutzen
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Team Alessandra... although this almost made my head explode.
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I like Ale, but I had to go with Doutzen. She hasn't shit out a kid yet.
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ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY!!!!???? DOUTZEN IS PRETTY WITH FEMININE FACE AND HAS MEAT ON HER BONES ALESSANDRA LOOKS TRANNY OLD AND SKINNY
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doutzen looks like a blonde adriana lima
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Douchen Duchen Dootzen Doubtlin Doublin Crows Crews Cruz
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If Heidi Klum is the BODY, Doutzen Kroes is the FACE!
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Doutzen has a better face and a much much better body....Ale is from the past!!
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doutzen is so much better, alessandra is a tranny
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ALESSANDRA
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ale is alright, doutzen is has a best face.
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