Emma Watson Dating This Guy While Attending Brown?!!
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Emma Watson is attending Brown University in Rhode Island and took part in, what looks like, Freshman orientation activities over the weekend. Emma is trying to live the normal college life but it's probably going to be hard if all the photographers continue to follow her through the next four years; hoping to get another nude color panties wardrobe malfunction or near boob slip or even better, try to catch a glimpse if she's shaved down since her hairy upskirt.
Anyways, so who the hell is this dude?! Take your best guess at what he brings to the table to snag up Emma Watson.
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Just when I was starting to get some wood, she goes and turns back into a 12yr old on me...
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that guy looks really creepy
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Brown University? Good choice. It's nice to see that she's doing well and adjusting to campus life...especially over here.
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She always seems so "real" and intelligent when interviewed. Really seems to have her head on her shoulders right. I hope she finds what she is looking for by going to school in the USA.
Sadly she will be harrased by all sorts of idiots during her 4yrs at Brown. At least I hope those idiots wont use pick up lines with references to Harry Potter in them, I am sure she has heard every single one of them, 10 times over.
Not her sexiest look here, but I think that was kind of the point. No need to get all the poor 18yr old boys flustered and stammering at orientation.
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i wonder what kind of magic she could work with MY wand!!!
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indeed......
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Weaksauce.
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Yes it is, and dont you think it is most likely the poor girl has heard it at least 100 times. Sadly most of those 100 were serious attempts to pick her up.
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I wouldn't doubt it.
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LOL yeah it was a joke... if someone would seriously walk up to her and say something like that, yeah, they have a serious mental issue.
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may be true... but doesnt mean its not funny
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LOL if shes hooking up with THAT dude, EVERYONE has a chance!!!
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haha.. good point.
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yes he is clearly out of his league
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He looks a lot like the Malfoy douchebag.
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i actually think she looks good here. she looks like a normal college girl. and thank god she isnt one of those whorish skanky type girls.
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look's cute...
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She should work her 15 minutes of fame and try to get other parts. 4 years off will doom her career.
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She has done a few things besides the potter stuff, although most of it has either been arthouse fair or British TV or Screen only.
I seem to recall she mentioned something in an interview, I think it was on Jonathan Ross(but dont quote me), that she would still try and get some work in during school breaks.
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Ballet Shoes!!!
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Thanks, I couldnt remember the name of it, saw it didnt really care for it, but then again I am not exactly the demographic for that movie.
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You're not human?
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Of course not, I am just an internet bot who writes random post.
I see the fickleness of your ignoring ways again.
Acting in Ballet Shoes was fine, but the story didnt appeal to me at all.
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I decided to unignore you. You're not THAT bad.
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dammit, now the crowning moment of my BIO is a lie!!!
>.<
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HAW-HAW!
*points & laughs*
Don't worry....just catch me on an off day and you'll be restored to the throne.
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She's been acting for 10 years now. I'd say that's a little more than 15 minutes. She'll probably be even more marketable after Brown; just look at Natalie "I went to Harvard" Portman. Anyway, she's made enough money from Harry Potter that she doesn't need paid work.
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1. I agree with "pills", she does look normal here and I would be proud to be with her. Cute and sexy enough for arousal!
2. Yes, if this guy has a chance, then we all have a chance!! Hmm, maybe she's a young woman who appreciates in a man, oh let's say, intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation?
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He probably has a "really great personality".
I give it 6 months.
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they are on the same level i think
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she's clearly got the right guy....if the retard look is in....urk!
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Bautifull little girl... i have some candys.
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she looks casually hot..
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She likes early onset male pattern baldness?
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Looks good but the guy is way too old, he's already balding
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Looks good in the photos but her guy is way too old, he's already balding
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What a fucking douchebag!
wtf emma!
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Id put my tongue in her bum. so fucking hot
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she already has a boyfriend, i think an investment banker. Maybe this is him of maybe its her new gbf
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Let's play the who's got the skinnier legs game? That anorexic douche has toothpick legs and probably struggles to get past 130lbs. She's GOTTA be able to do better than this knob!
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^^^that figures...the celebs only seem to go after rich guys.
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boring!
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I fail to see an appeal of this girl, just so damn average.
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i know. she looks like any girl in the mall
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I think that is her appeal, Leni. She personifies(sp) average in all its highest qualities.
My "lust" for her extends beyond her looks though, every time I have heard her open her mouth, she seems to have a real solid brain on her shoulders. Maybe I am a bit different than some of the guys on this site, but adding a brain to a 6 or 7 can make them a 10, in my books.
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hmmm i really don't think she's average. I think she's gorgeous and very refined looking.
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Yes! There is beauty that is cheap, and there is beauty that is sophisticated and refined. Some girls are pretty, but look like trailer trash. Emma looks "high class", and she looks just as good in these clothes w/o makeup as she does at a premiere.
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I completely agree, Emma's look is effortless. Not overly sexual but she's still sexy all the same. I really like how natural she is, in both looks and seemingly personality too!
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I'm guessing he's hung like a rhinoceros, and doesn't mind picking pale ass white girl snatch out of his teeth after sex. Sadly I can only offer the latter, so for me Emma will forever be just a distant dream.
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I always wondered what Nicolas Cage looked like at 18.
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billy madison hit this one on the head.
emma looks a little odd. in fact, so odd that when she is in her 30s and 40s she is going to be quite scary to look at.
i don't give a fuck about Harry Twatter money. fuck it. she will find some rich bone head to support her as she is busy being some philanthropist for some lame cause, all the while not wearing panties so we can see her aging, untempered bush.
just fucking great.
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Hot chick w/ a douchebag, what's new
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Blatant bald Malfoy look alike.
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I'd like to perform a minimally invasive operation on her.
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Do you think she would come into my Van if I offered her some candy
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