Emmanuelle Chriqui @ "Lady Victoria" Premiere in Hollywood
Monday, December 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Emmanuelle Chriqui's latest film, "Women in Trouble", doesn't seem to be getting much love in the reviews from the NY Times...The amateurish production values might be pardonable if the clichés — the hard-core porn star with the soft heart, the therapist who needs to heal herself — inside the poorly lighted, badly shot images weren’t so absurd and often insulting. Mr. Gutierrez, as suggested by all the décolletage, appears to be a breast man. Too bad he didn’t set his sights higher. Source






















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She just looks SO OLD. It's a shame.
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From the waist up she always looks good, put those legs are looking like tree trunks.
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those legs are calles "womanly' as they are not the little girl skinny things...she's a hot grown-up lady
can I have one just like her???.....sigh, that is so not gonna happen..well crap, what if I win the lottery what then....Oh I get Tiger Woods leftovers....noooooooo wayyyyyy
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i think the body has held up but the face is starting to have that weathered look
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Oh yeah, she's lookin fuckin ROUGH in the face, a far cry from the chick i used to know who was soo fuckin fine. Her body is still top notch though, i'd hit it!
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I'm no makeup expert, but I would presume that she is wearing hardly any, if none. She looks like she hasn't slept in days, she's wearing a granny hair style, and she still looks hotter than 99% of the girls in Hollywood. Damn, those tits are nice, and her overall body is a 10.
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who the hell shows up at events, wearing no make-up? she IS wearing make-up...and yes, even with make-up on, she still looks like shit..just because she's ugly and is not wearing colored lipstick, tons of eye make-up doesn't mean she's not wearing any.
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Agreed, eye-liner, mascara, foundation, and blush and those are only the visible ones in this set of photos!
still, I think she's got sexy breasts :)
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she actually wears alot of makeup, just in neutral colors.
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She usually looks better. I don't like her hair.
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The fringe needs to go. Not many women can carry one off, and she is not one of them. Her facial features are too small and it swamps her face. She's still a cutie though.
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She is not aging well...
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Hairdo and dress are bad, tits are holding up real well.
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nice tits but i never understood the appeal of this broad overall. the face is so average, and not just here in general.
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Prep-H time for those eyes, Emmanuelle.
Still a fan though, as always I find her a classic beauty.
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I'm hoping there if was ever a time for a wardrobe malfunction, than this was it.
It would vastly improve her boring personality.
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lookin a bit tired. but she gets a pass, cuz its the first time i've ever seen her look anything but exceptional.
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exactly
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she needs to a) get some rest b) lose the bangs c) change/get a stylist d) wear shoes the right size
but anyway she's still lovely and doesn't look all fake like everyone else
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Removing that dress would erase the boring factor.
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omg i wanna fuck her so hard
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Never really a fan of this gal's. And, yes, time is a bitch.
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She's being aged by the bangs. She'd look infinitely hotter without them.
You can tell she is wearing some makeup though - I actually think it looks nice, but the bangs are so overwhelming and ridiculous. You really have to be quite young to pull off a long banged look.
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she needs to get some sleep but those titties can stay up all night long
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Is that glitter on her legs? If so then I guess I'm gonna have to get alot of glitter our of my throat 'cause I want to lick those luscious legs of her's. DAMN!!!!!!!!
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She needs to show more Cleavage
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Completely overrated. Emmanuelle Chriqui looked like she just escaped from rehab. Talk about an average face.
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ugly with some ugly ass legs.
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she looks horrible, never noticed how thick her legs were. Why women insist on wearing too small shoes?
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looking ugly...
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I like her, but she isn't looking her best here.
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Victoria Justice welcome to what your future looks like.
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