Eva Longoria Lookin' For Sex @ Last Night's Critics' Choice Awards
Friday, January 9th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAfter all, who the hell can blame her for looking around for dudes to bang while Tony's on the road playing ball? Being alone in a city like Los Angeles is not easy, so I'm pretty sure Mario Lopez is over at the Longoria-Parker household more than a few times a week.
NEVER understood what the big deal. Petite Latina's are a dime a dozen. I get tacos from Taco Cabana on Thurs from a chic that looks just like this.
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she is better then the Taco Cabana chick probably, but she may be a little overrated
skilliganReply to this Comment
She has better style than the Taco Cabana chic, but seriosuly, Eva is just average. Someone explain it to me. WTF does this chic have going on that makes her so special?
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She chose acting instead of fast food.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Money.
SchmaddaKidReply to this Comment
And so annoying that the bondage industry created the "Longoria Ball Gag".
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
I bet she saves herself for Tony by only letting other guys do her in the ass
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oooo, cute dress
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Not bad for such an old woman.
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Geez I thought this chick had more boobs...she seems almost flat chested....and also skinney legs...so what's the big deal with her?
MundoReply to this Comment
yea way over rated. she's popular for her loud mouth but her body is average. it wouldn't suprise me if Mario is tagging that. he's doing every other girl
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then... Billy Bush comes over for leftovers as usual
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We'll need to ask Elisha Cuthbert about that.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
why is she dating one of the 2?
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Unclear, but it works well with the "Sloppy Seconds" theme.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
ahh that's right. the hockey player's gf
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hey from chicago also
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South Side! Bourne and raised!
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
st.charles but most of my family is in oak lawn
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Seems Chicagoland is well represented on the bastardly. Beverly, a few miles from Oak Lawn.
GolianoReply to this Comment
Word.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Nothing special here, never was in my opinion. Chicago here too woot woot!
ThatsJustWrongReply to this Comment
i know she has a mouse face & all, but why does she have to wear soooo much icky looking make-up?? she has a cute body & nice hair when its long, but her face isnt all that...its average.
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