Eva Longoria & Tony Parker @ Cannes Film Festival
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comSo does anyone still watch Desperate Housewives? Reports are that Eva Longoria is in consideration to lead a Broadway show as Mariah Carey about Mariah. Additionally, Leona Lewis and Vanessa Hudgens are also in consideration with Leona Lewis being Mariah's first choice. Wiki
Are you kidding me with those heels? Did she steal them from Jenna Jameson?
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She is trying to catch up with her husband's height. She is damn fine and those shorts and heels look great!
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i know people hate her, and i know she is fucking mario lopez but her body is GREAT here, and she's pretty
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Yeah she does have great legs, and nice ass. Not too crazy about her face, but she's passable I guess, and also I think they make a great couple..
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damn those shoes have to be a good 6"
Eva s a pro tho she could probably run 6k in those
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He looks completely retarded; she looks short but sexy like she knows how to work her legs.
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Her tiny ass in those shorty shorts and her legs in those fuck-me-hard heels are insanely hot. Now here is a woman who knows how to dress in order to keep her man looking at her and her only. She was by far the hottest woman in attendance at this even, bet on it. Eva Longoria is ten times hotter than Olivia Wilde, and I wouldn't even put her in my top 100 Chicks I Want To Pipe.
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well, she needs to wear such highheels in order to have her man even notice her, I find it hilarious when midgets wants to be taller, so cute (sarcasm).
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She looks like she would be a insufferable bitch... and isn't THAT attractive to get the attention she does.
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This is so strange, the man is more beautiful than the woman. Poor Eva, outdone by a man.
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The truth is he has something female on him that I find completely hideous.
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All you ugly cunts would kill yr firstborn to look like her and all of you creepy dickheads would have one of your ears removed to be able to fuck her. The lack of honesty on this site is boring. Same old comments. Don't any of you have anything interesting or personal to say about anything? It's like you're all a bunch of fucking computer generated words.
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He must love her or they have an open marriage. Once upon a time, I worked in the marketing department for an arena in a NBA city. Please believe me when I tell you that the groupies that show up on the prowl for NBA guys are 1,000 hotter than Eva Longoria. She's not bad at all and I'd bang the daylights out of her if I could, but she doesn't hold a candle to the women who are throwing themselves at Tony Parker whenever he has a game.
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Quote: "Reports are that Eva Longoria is in consideration to lead a Broadway show as Mariah Carey about Mariah. "
So it the joke that there would be a play about Mariah Carey or that she would really want that part.
Who am I kidding. If the play ends with her getting nailed by "Nick" I'd go see it.
Now where's that sex tape Mariah?
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