Evan Rachel Wood @ 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards
Friday, January 9th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEvan Rachel Wood is one of those tasty dessert items that you know will make you sick, but you want to taste anyway. For those of you fantasizing about using & abusing Ms. Wood, just keep in mind that a guy named Marilyn Manson has already had his way with her body. She probably has scars & STDs to prove it.
Anyway, just like any other chick touched by Marilyn Manson's evil hands, make sure you bastards triple bag your goods before diving into Evan's pasty bod.
And, here's an interview w/ Evan Rachel Wood about her new movie, "The Wrestler."
This is the kind of chic you take to a motel for a weekend with a big bag of drugs in tow and do whatever you want.
I'm not sure if it's hot or it's scary, but I'm curious either way.
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I couldn't have put it better myself.
EvilSamuraiReply to this Comment
That...right there....is sexy.
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good grief does she have a beautiful face.
and yes, she is both scary and hot at the same time, which makes her extra super hot.
i bet she's a rough fuck, though.
you want her to enjoy it and you're going to have to work really, really hard.
I mean, you have to bring the big gun out and go as fast and as hard as you can until you feel like you're going to pass out.
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I knew once she dumped that weirdo Marilyn Manson and cleaned up she'd be as hot as she once was.
She's tainted...but hot.
HoneyReply to this Comment
tainted is the wrong word, mediocre is a better one
skilliganReply to this Comment
Rhonda is Fat & Ugly!
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thats fucked up
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
What a Strikingly Beautiful Girl - and she has her wild side
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wow! i agree with Honey, she's tainted and all but she's still freaking hot, her hotness started way back in once and again
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that tat looks more like a regrettable scribble from a bic pen, it looks like shit.
shandiReply to this Comment
haha it does look rather like a biro draw on
azezealReply to this Comment
You know, with as much money this chick has she really could've afforded a better cover-up tattoo (which is what the diamond is).
JessReply to this Comment
I don't like the tats, but she's physically attractive.
But I wouldn't want to follow in Marilyn Manson's dick prints.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Wow! Except for the tattoo, she looks gorgeous. Her skin is absolutely flawless.
RhondaReply to this Comment
She's weird and skanky and not the hottest chick in the world, but for some reason I have an irresistible urge to eat out her asshole.
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Boooooring.
Jack MehoffeReply to this Comment
The over the shoulder shots are dead sexy, I wouldn't go anywhere near her asshole though, why would anyone?, that's her stinky shit hole.
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Boring
LiloReply to this Comment
I'd try some of that, yeah
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I'd like to say I could handle having sex with her. It would probably end up with a pump and dump
assReply to this Comment
A bit tainted but rather hot.
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If she looked at me like that on pic 1 and said "Take me right now," I might forget to wear the protection. But I might finish before I got started anyway.
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Ruined her own life by dating an abnormal man
d_jologsReply to this Comment
Tainted for sure, double bag your cock, and she seriously needs some boobs.
dorkus2Reply to this Comment
HAHA truth be known alot of us women have gone out with guys like MM somewhere in our history of hookups. Remember most girls have been with more guys than most men have with girls, usually on the order of 3 times as many and that's just the ones they admit to. ERW & MM's hookup was all a promo work sham, carefully planned to mess with people. MM is all image he goes to University art classes to talk about such the art of image. Only a handfull of people actually know what he does when in private, most pretend they wouldn't want to know.
Smoke and mirrors, wanna see a magic trick?
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Not where I'm from... and that's counting the ones they don't admit. Where are you from, West Whoreland?
GolianoReply to this Comment
Triple bagging does no more than a single would and that's assuming they even had any sex which is doubtful as common sense would bear out. You assume that Manson would be the one to protect from when it could be he may need the protection from Evan, afterall females have more partners on average than males, they just don't brag about it as much.
The picture I see above shows no 'TATS' she looks good has beautiful eyes and smile.
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You're pretty stupid?
GolianoReply to this Comment
Tatts and goths; Meh! Talented yet Ensconced with insecurities despite airs of confidence offset by the persistent needs for attention absent in teen years.
Pretty girl, but prone to anal sex and gagging.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
HaHa, you said "taint."
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
she is OK, just don't see anything special in her. Her face just doesnt do it for me. Maybe it her nonexistent lips I dunno. She has pretty eyes but thats because she has tons of eye makeup on. She kinda reminds me of Haiden penetierre.
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Damn you to hell bastardly. I fucking hate that you don't update on weekends.
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is the bastardly working once more?!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
YAY!!!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
trailer addict !!! cool... :)
hmm she changed her look post
http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2008/11/24/Interview-with-Alejandro-Jo...
well gonna break this to you gently. the guy the you claim 'taints' could have another victim ???
since if this movie gets made and it seems it will eventaully a co star in this movie is asia argento (yeah i know she worked with manson before. but just trying to keep the humor following )
and i like the pics of evan in this post.
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