Evening Snack: Marisa Miller's Sports Illustrated 2009 Pics
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Sports IllustratedWhere the hell were these pics a couple weeks back when we flooded the site with the rest of the layouts from the 2009 SI Swimsuit issue? For those of you missed it, hit the Bastardly category with all the pics.
And of course, as you bastards know, Marisa Miller was on the cover of last year's issue. Check her layout here!
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OMG pic #3..it's to fucking HOT!!
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pic 3 is hot...but you must not have made it to pic 7, because its 394687239 times hotter
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yeah...but in pic 7 here face does not look's good!
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2009?!?
I do not think so.
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She is so perfect looking. It's like the collective vagina of Southern California gave birth to her. If you say you think she looks old and haggard I'm going to come back here and post so many stupid fucking comments that you're never going to want to visit this thread again. Let's just let things be what they are with a minimum amount of fuss. Missy Miller is a goddess, plain and simple. There is not one man - NOT ONE MAN - who wouldn't drop whoever he is with to be with her. Not a one. I promise you this is the truth. When men sit in their beds in the dark of night and think about what it is that would make them happy they think about a woman like Missy Miller. They don't think about you. They think about her. The only thing that can quench the thirst for death that most men have is someone like Missy Miller. You, YES YOU, are the reason that most men crave death. If you looked like Missy Miller you would be treated like the princess you think you are. But you aren't. DO YOU HEAR ME. You are a shitstain. Missy Miller is gold. Accept this and move on. There's nothing more to see here.
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LMAO,how long did it take you to come up with that piece of shit,ED YANG? You do have a way with words,i'll give you that.But your sweeping generilisations of the male species made me vomit in my mouth.Though you may speak for some guys,something tells me that marissa miller isnt every man on earths type.
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It didn't take me very long, Jeremy Bosco/Pam/Phil McCracken. As a matter of fact, I bet it took you about ten times longer to write your grammatically putrid comment. Nice spelling, retard. By the way, no one knows who the fuck Ed Yang is, except for you, which means you must be a big fan. Thanks for your support. When you have something interesting to say, please feel free to buy yourself something special, because it will be the first and last time. Just because they're not posting that many pics of Amy Winehouse in a bikini this week doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE,CUNTFACE.I HEAR YOUR FAT WIFE CALLING YOU.SHE WANTS SOME LOVIN,ED.SHE WANTS SOME LOVIN NOW!!!!THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS THOUGH.BE SURE TO COME BACK SOON,SWEETHEART.HUGSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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30 Seconds is a little too long for me, toadstool. As a matter of fact, I hate fucking. You see, I like to masturbate. That's why I'm on the computer all day and night. Who wants to exert energy? But I have to be honest with you: YOU'RE MAKING ME HOT. I'm serious. You would make me really happy if you talked dirty to me in front of everyone else. I bet you give really good nasty fuck talk. Come on. Tell me what you're wearing. Tell me what your privvies smell like. I want to know. LET'S FUCK.
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LETS FUCK...I think not.Something tells me you have MICROPENIS and probably smell like cabbage soup. I will put on a pair of 6 inch heels and walk all over your tiny wang though,If youre into that sort of thing.Now fuck off,sugarcheeks.KISSESxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Now we're talking. Give me more, you hot little bitch.
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stop trippin you know this whore talking to you aint getting you hot for she doesn't have a cock. ED YANG def. loves the cock! huge donkey dick sucking mofo. haha.
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LMAO so obvious that Attention Whore and Ed are the same person.
u lame lonely loser
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I was starting to come to the same conclusion. But I found the exchange rather entertaining.
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ur a fuckin cunt. we get it...ya like marissa. no need to demean others. and there's plenty of ppl who wouldn't leave their girls for her. i mean most of her appeal is her body (i will admit it's sick) and her status as a supermodel. it's all about labels. if she were a regular girl she'd still get plenty of attention bc of her big ass tits and blond hair but her face is beyond mediocre. pic 7...not feelin it. in my opinion, she's the least beautiful vs angel. she has a tight ass bod and a cool personality so i think she deserves what she has gotten in this life but to think every guy wants her? think again you psychotic fuck. there are plenty of ppl, especially on this site, that think she is average. i've seen her in person at the lexington ave. flagship store opening and she's nothing special. she was all dolled up and even then not super beautiful, just a hot bod. ur a pompous bastard parading all over this site thinking he's God...get over urself motherfucker. u condescending twat, how dare u refer to other women as shitstains. pshhh, who the fuck are you?? ur nobody. that's who. and she does look old in the face. its a fact. so come back and gimme what you got you little pussy.
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That was nice. You made me cream my slacks, you dirty little whore you. I'm ready for more when you are.
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He's just pissed because his wife is a fat disgusting slob who hasnt touched his puny weener in 3 years. That is the truth. Ed, just because your dream girl is a 40 year old haggard looking blond with a boobjob,doesnt mean you have any right to belittle all other women(and men for that matter). Your trolling is so obvious and sucks so hard, i could actually squirt right now!
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She looks old and haggard.
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She isn't in the 2009 issue- well in a Harley Davidson ad, and thats it.
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ew,if you look only at her face in pic 7 bitch looks like an old woman.how old is she supposed to be anyway?sundamage got the better of her face,but her body is hot.
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lol @voice of...that is some love right there. kinda what i feel for Paul Walker (aaawww, man)
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Yes... I would bang that. Not wanting to bang that means you are
A) A hetrosexual female
or B) A homosexual male
That is my judgement and it will not be swayed...
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hey, i'm a heterosexual female and i'd bang that...just to see what the fuss about her is. cos i've gotta be honest, i've seen better.
*waits for the uprising*
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Yummy tho!
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airbrushed to hell and back,tho!
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What isn't nowadays?
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teeheee, i see minge!
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You can't see it because you fall in the "A" catagory. But trust me, there is fuss to be had... ;)
(not airbrushed edition... yum)
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Marisa and Lil Sis; Freckled womanly wonders and joys!
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Sis is a billion times more facially pretty. I wonder if she has a comparable bod?
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Sister is cute but looks way too young. I wonder how old she is?
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yeah really it's all about the hair, tons of make up, lighting, air brushing, and then the little details altered by a computer. FAKE!!!!
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I WUD F*CK DIZ BROAD ONLY 2 PROOF I'M NOT GAY 2 MY MA & PA.
I'M A RAVING HOMO, I LUV DA COCK. I LIKE FUCKING MALES
U ALL SHUD TRY DE "REVERSE COWGIRL" POSITION.
FEELS GOOD IN MY TIGHT A$$HOLE....I PLAY DRESS UP AND AM DA LADY IN SEX. DON'T B AFRAID, NOW.
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Her body is flawless and she obviously works hard for it. Her face kind of looks like a Mennonite, though.
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I would kill to have a body like hers!
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OK, AlexandraT, What the hell is wrong with your body? Really, Stop it.
Self deprecation is only allowed by me.
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....and I am currently I'm just having a bad hair day.
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Cool
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Too bad that body comes with that face.
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She is PERFECT!!!!
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She's growing on me.
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just seen pic 7..nah uh..not cool
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shes a butterface. VERY damaged skin.
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I would still like a snack.
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that body is insanely hot that tiny waist and hips and butt.. i would do enything for that body!! but face in some pictures really looks ugly.. i dont like her lips as well.. but shes so cute and nice person, that i really dont care.
and also Marisa isnt giant, shes perfect in her height, no nasty feet(shes short for model ~170+cm)and that makes her even hotter!
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those photos look artificial.
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she's 5'8" which is short for a model. That is THE perfect height for a woman IMO
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I absolutely adore Marisa Miller. She is perfect in every way. The best body EVER in the history of VS models.
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what a swirlhunter
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Her body is absolutely perfect. I think she's the hottest victorias secret angel by far.
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