Fashion Rating: Jessica Alba @ 2009 Spike TV's Scream Awards
Monday, October 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

With a total of five flicks in the works, Jessica Alba is well on her track to be included in a very special category of actors (as in the worst actress in the history of Hollywood). By the end of 2010, she'll probably have the most Razzie Awards in the history of the infamous award. It was recently learned that the Razzies will be featured in the 2010 Guinness Book of World Records. Here's a snippet from the article dropping the news:
"It's not all glitz and glamour in Hollywood though, on the flip side of every blockbuster is a bomb. Listed in this year's Guinness World Records 2010 edition for the "Most Razzie Nominations" is Sylvester Stallone, who was nominated for the annual Golden Raspberry "Worst in Film" Awards a record 30 times (winning 10). For the "Most Razzie Nominations In A Single Year", there's something about Ben Stiller who received a record five in 2004 for Along Came Polly, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Envy and Starsky & Hutch." [Read more...]
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i don't like this outfit, not ONE bit, she is useless now
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lol when exactly was she useful?
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She's usefull when I'm masterbating :D
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the outfit and hair are hideous.
good thing I was never an Alba fan, or the dream would be ruined here.
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looks like a modified Wizard's cape... the hair, i dunno
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what the hell is this? when you're young, you should slut it up because when you're old, you're going to have the rest of your life to dress boring like this.
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and this is for spike tv aka horndog tv? Here is my theory: now that she's a has-been, she's trying to set herself apart from others by trying to be classy...you know, trying to be that chick every guy finds hot but also wanna marry, not just fuck.
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Hideous! And she really is a bitch! One night on the ride back from brazilian jiu jitsu class my friend who is a actor phones one of his friends and two of the things i over heard were: I heard yall had a hard time with Jessica Alba on the set! the reply, hell yeah man, she is a bitch! Right there confirmed it for me, she is a bitch! Coming from people who are working with her!
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When I think of her I think bitch, the same way I think bitch when I think of Katherine Heigl and Jennifer Lopez.
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i heard that too about her. what did ur friend say she did on the set?
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that part I didn't hear, but now i will definitely ask!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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Very true, a has been..never did like her face. She gives me the impression of spoil obnoxious brat...
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It's only Monday, but I'm sure that will be the worst dress of the week. Maybe the entire month.
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Jessica "we don't care about you anymore" Alba
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This chick is boring. I think she pretty, but all that hottest milf crap is defo bullshit.
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Bad outfit, but she's hot and all of you know it.
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alba, 2001 j-lo called and she demands her hair back
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I LOVE JESSICA ALBA
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she ruined her look , she used to be so beautiful what went wrong with her , i don't get it?
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selena looks like alba in this pic

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but 1000 times prettier than alba
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i actually think alba is pretty. but not as much as 10 years ago on dark angel
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Thanks for the laugh, you jokester. ;-)
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Selena looks hot there. Did Jessica EVER look that good?!
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yes JA was very hot
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why is she dressing like a grandma?
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she's dress more like an 90's sofa
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Alba was always and will be fugly wannabe tramp
she whores it up as much as she can
and complained about her ``sex appeal``
now that there is nothing there
shes out of ideas
Megan took the crown
and alba was dropped
within seconds
no one cares about alba
sad
i knew it wud happen
alba is a fugly
bug eyed whore
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no one can stay #1 forever
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yeahh..but she can always try to get back on top and win hearts with a sex tape or nude filthy pictures of herself
she was never HOT
NEVER WILL be HOT
Her bug eyes are a nightmare
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alba is an ugly wannabe actress.which movies did she do recently,there is none which comes up into my mind,except the campari spot,wow and therefor she gets cash and attention.I think it's unfair towards hard working celebs like Kate Winslet,Tom Hanks,Bruce willis
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of course it is unfair! She is like she is and where she is all because of her looks! All her life nobody has told her that her shit stinks all because she is cute, to me it's a slap in the face of really talented people!
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Jessica Alba is the hottest talentless actress out there. What a hideous outfit -- it is something you would expect an old woman to wear to an AARP banquet.
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i don't think anybody looked good at the scream awards
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dude she should have show off hear lags atleast with this oufit
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Yikes. What happened to her? She used to look so hot.
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"Hello my name is Spangly and I am an Alba Addict." I admit that is what I used to be. But now I am off the stuff. I still have my old picture collection and I still sometimes remember the good times when she was the Dark Angel. But I have moved on. And I suggest we all do the same... nothing to see here kids....move along.
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Once again I'm conflicted.
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She got that outfit from from Rainbow.
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her hair and outfit are terrible, but i still think her face is gorgeous.
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yeesh... I hope the carpets dont match the curtains
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shes soo hideous
with the bags and all
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old
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Not looking too good here.. she needs to do a box office movie.
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Jess, Jess, Jess... *shakes head* She is still quite obviously beautiful, but sometimes it really does seem like she's trying to look 'interesting' rather than hot. Which is unfortunate as she never manages to pull it off. I think Jess is the sexiest woman out there, but I am not deluded; she cannot act and isn't really very interesting. But bless her heart for trying so damn hard lol. She's just delicious to look at (most of the time).
The dress is foul. But she still looks pretty. I do miss her DA days...
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I really don't think this outfit is hideous at all.
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why this beautiful woman does everything she can to look bad?
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+1
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Where's wiseblood when you need him?
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I'm guessing busy making Alba's voodoo doll and sticking needles into it :P
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As someone who likes legwear on women and girls, I will give it up to Jessica for wearing lots of tights and pantyhose over the last couple of years.
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i don't care if she a bitch. i will tear that ass up
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