Fashion Rating: Jessica Stroup @ 2009 People's Choice Awards
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJessica Stroup, the second hottest chick on 90210, showed up wearing a boring tight mini to the big industry party last night. I don't know what's up w/ white chicks insisting on wearing overpriced designer dresses that screams, "LOOK EVERYONE!! I HAVE NO BODY!!"
Seriously, the dress does nothing for Jessica's flat ass & boobs, besides of course, making her look like a human 2x4.
With that said, we don't recommend girls covering up their bods w/ gowns, either. We just want wanna see our ladies look hot and if that means getting ass & boob implants, so be it!
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I'm a sucker for a pretty face though, which Jessica certainly has. She doesn't seem as anoxeric as she was, and I hope that she continues to put on more weight.
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Well her bod, doesn't stand out as much, but I think she's alright...pretty face, and well, she's good as far as I'm concerned...I've seen worst.
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What the hell is wrong with this woman. She is she fucking pretty and yet wasting her beauty by starving herself and looking freaking anorexic thin. Put some weight on sweetie. Most men love some meat on women and not fucking skeleton. You'll be way more gorgeous with some meat on yah.
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she has a pretty face, BUT she is young she will get more body (hopefully) as she ages
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I think she has a nice figure. Yeah she's slim, but still attractive. She has a nice face too and lovely eyes, although she does kind of look like she has had a scary brow lift or something...
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She has really pretty eyes. She would be so much more beautiful with a little more weight.
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why does she need to gain weight to be so much more beautiful. big girls can be beautiful so why can't skinny girls. since when did skinny become the new fat? it once was fat girls were unattractive, now its skinny girls. just a bunch of jealous fat girls
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Yep! That's me!
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this people is ass kissing at its finest form. we all know Leni is not perfect, not even remotely close to being perfect. ugh!
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depends on what one finds "perfect", luckily people have different taste in women. Personally I like Leni's face, very feminine features and beautiful eyes, nice warm smile, too.
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actually somewhat attractive compared to the annalyn mccord chick who I am repulsed by.
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actually somewhat attractive compared to the annalyn mccord chick who I am repulsed by.
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Gorgeous woman, especially when compared to her two idiot whore castmates...and a nasty KimK ass and tits stuffed to holy hell would look terrible on her. fine the way she is.
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Black hair and pale blue eyes is an awesome look. Won't get me to watch the show though. 90210 was epic fail the first time, I can't imagine it has become any better.
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she maybe skinny but she is very classy and attractive
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just because you are fat doesn't make this average, normal body type young woman a skinny bitch, it makes you a fat jealous bitch. this girl is not skinny. Pam is skinny! and she has the best hair ever!
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ahaahha, no way, Leni has the best hair ever
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Leni's pretty much perfect. Her eyes are killer.
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oops. see i'm not perfect either. this people is ass kissing at its finest form. we all know Leni is not perfect, not even remotely close to being perfect. ugh!
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nobody's perfect, but come on, at least Leni's hair looks healthy and not over processed while Pam's hair is fried and she wears as much make up as clown does, Leni = naturally pretty, Pam = fake beauty, most men would take naturally pretty woman over fake overly made up woman any day. Just my opinion, not kissing ass.
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Uhm..is this thread about me? How exciting!!
Carry on
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we all know that you started all of this. you're sick and its becoming a little sad.
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what's really funny is that each time somebody mention you Pam in a thread somehow you ALWAYS appear a minute later, I wonder why is that...... Oh I know, because YOU are the unregistered person who make anonymoose comments about how beautiful and thin Pam is and how great her hair is, ahahahaha, you silly, sad, porn star wannabe.
Go fuck with Arion now, oh wait, I should rather say go masturbate because Arion is one of your alter egos you made up to mess with ppl on here but you really are a DUMB BLONDE if you think ppl don't know you post here as others, ahahahaha, sad, pornstar wannabe.
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i'm perfect.
^__^
hehehehe.
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R U FUKKING KIDDIN ME? YOU? PERFECT? you're like a fire demon from the deepest depths of the nastiest part of hell. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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I believe you were attempting to spell EXORCIST.
Tad bit dyslexic, aren't you?
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Yes, you are perfect Mommy!
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oh, flattery gets you everywhere.
here. have a bag of money.
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I rather a pair of shoes.
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hmmmm.
Manolo's ok?
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That'll work.
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Rhonda, are you sneaky? You say on my guest book I'm pretty,
and then you bad mouth me on Goliano's guest book.
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Look, I just come here to have fun, I like hot pictures,
and then there's always some shitty characters on here,
like those uncertifieds who are so ugly they hide behind a computer. Go out & get a life!!! I'm not paying y'all to stalk on me ;) Think about it.
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Pam, Queen of the Uncertifieds, reads thru my guestbook and then calls Rhonda a stalker?? Bipolar, much?
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F U GOLI. Didn't Caitie ban you to talk to me???
FYI, I saw the comment on HER PROFILE, you know, you see all the comments there...
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So now Rhonda's writing in her own guestbook? LOL Delusional.
Pam says,
Case closed, liar.
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And as for being banned, I let people tell me what to do like you eat three square meals a day.
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I'm not gonna be a part of this pathetic vendetta you have against me..nice try, though.
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Just drag out a few of your many butt-kissing aliases to give you some backup.
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She's so pretty and skinny and she has great hair! You are clearly obsessed with her. Try getting a life because Pam is so much better than you and she wouldnt spit on your mentally retarded ass if you were on fire!
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Nice try, uncertified idiot. Next time, try to make me not sound quite as desperate, loser. I'd never write that shit and you know it.
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Clearly your life involves getting in contact with me, you have a sick way of showing it.
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Whatever you say, Sybil.
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Want to make it to the shit list?
Go watch Natural Born Killers ;)
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*smacks him with a rolled up newspaper*
what did i say?
you want to look stupid? do you?
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Don't you Irish ever sleep? What time is it over there, anyway? ;)
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9:11 pm CST.
check the profile, Becky. i don't live in Ireland.
*sighs*
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Sorry, Brutus. My bad. Carry on.
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no problem, Tiffany. it was an honest mistake.
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Dude, I never said you weren't pretty. You are a pretty girl. But, that doesn't mean I believe you're not these Uncertifieds.
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Oh, boo effin hoo!!! Rhonda doesn't believe me!!!
BTW, why did you erase the fact that you're THE most bitch in the whole city/state you live in???
Well, WORD GOT OUT, GIRLFRIEND!!!
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I wrote that to let off some personal steam. I got over it and changed my profile. You seem to change your profile on the daily, so what's the big deal with me changing mine. BTW, you seem to know a lot about other people's profiles. Good memory, too, 'cuz I changed that a long time ago.
I can be a bitch, but I'm usually not. However, I can HONESTLY say that I only use one username on this site.
Who cares who believes you! Get the fuck over it.
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No comeback, Rhonda?! I clicked on Goliano's profile (what a big mistake that was and seeing his butt fugly mug)
and you two are talking about me like a couple of teenagers!!!
Rhonda, are you retarded?! In this case, Goliano really IS a BLACK PIECE OF SHIT. And you're dumb to have ANY contact with him.
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check your tone, Pam.
i don't mind when you mouth off to other people, but you best shut your cumtrap & leave Rhonda out of this.
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No. No comeback. Disappointed? Too bad.
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This ladies and gentlemen is the real Pamela "The Q-Tip" Cuntson. Accept no impostors bearing a semblance of common sense or positivity. WYSIWYG, no more, no less.
P.S. Why I gotta be a BLACK PIECE OF SHIT, why can't I just be a PIECE OF SHIT like everyone else?
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LMAO! Rhonda has to hide behind Caitie.
And Goli..you really ARE psychotic. What's with your profile image?? Trying to look like you're tough and shit??
LOL you are black, aren't you?? So what's wrong with saying you're a black piece of shit???
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Pam....she doens't have to hide behind me...because i'm defending her.
shut the fuck up. now.
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...or else...
?????????????
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last chance, pam.
shut the fuck up & walk away.
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Look you guys. I really didn't mean to go this far...but I can honestly say, I'm NOT that uncertified person. And Arion, well, I know him in real life. He told me, he put up those images of himself (ahem) just to have the owners of the site destroy his profile!! I'm serious here.
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Isn't it time for your meds?
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Goli, you're REALLY pushing it with me. Why are you such a bully?? Even if you hate my guts, just let me be. Unless you really feel that bad!!!
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im pretty sure i dont know you..and why you would say so is even more troubling
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LMFAO!! Oh, Arion is upset I let everyone see his lil thang...
oh it's ok, Ari..you got the attention you wanted, right?
BTW, how's it going picking up chicks here???
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i swear to God, Ra, Allah, whoever!!! Pam that if you don't stop this shit i'll shove a hamburger in your fucking mouth! everyone knows that's food is your worst fear.
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LMAO! Oh, honey, I'm naturally skinny. Always have been, always will be!
Deal with it, sugar!
Btw, does Jessica Stroup (the girl we're supposed to be talking about) does she have contacts?? Must be.
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OH PAMMY PLZ!
"I'm naturally skinny. Always have been, always will be!"
YOU HAAV ADMITTED 2 BEIN ANOREXIC! LOOOOOL ANOREXIA AINT BEIN NATURALLY SKINNY! &&& I GOTTA ADMIT THAT 4 AN ANOREXIC U R KINDA CHUBBY LOOOL! I MEAN THIS STROUP CHICK IS THINNER AND I BET SHE LETS HERSELF EAT ONCE IN A WHILE. I BET EVEN A SNIFF OF PIE WUD MAKE U GAIN 100 POUNDS IN A DAY. IF U WAS NATURALLY SKINNY U WUDNT NEED TO STARVE URSELF DUMBASS (&&&& THEN MAYB U WUDNT B GOIN BALD!) FUCKIN LOSER U CANT EVEN GET AN EATIN DISORDER RITE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Brain dead loser..
I'm not anorexic any more..not my fault you're fat, cunt.
You clearly have issues.
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I've ALWAYS been thin. Many people even thought I had anorexia, when I didn't.
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WOTEVAAA CHUBS IF U WERE SOOOOOO FUCKIN THIN WHY DYU GO ANOREXIC?! BODY DYSMORPHIA! U AINT THIN NOW. IT MAKES SENSE IF UR NOT PRO ANA NEMORE COS U REALLY HAV PUT ON WEIGHT LOOOL WATCH UR DRUGGIE LOSER BOYFRIEND DONT DUMP UR TUBBY ASS FOR A CHICK WHO HAD A FINE HEAD OF HAIR AND WHOS ORGANS AINT GONNA FAIL COS SHE STARVED HERSELF TO MAINTAIN HER 'NATURALLY SKINNY' ASS HAHAHAHA U FAT WASTE OF SKIN GO EAT A CAKE U LOSER NO ONE LIKES U AND ALL THAT SHIT ON UR PROFILE PROVES HOW FUCKIN DULL &&&& ORDINARY U REALLY R U BORIN BITCH HAHAHAHAHA
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ONE DAY IM GONNA BE THIN... ONE DAAAYYY!!!
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ROFL!! Y'all really make me laugh. Let's not hate, let's celebrate! ;)
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YEAH FATASS U GO CELEBRATE WITH A TUB OF BENNY &&&& JERRYS U FLABBY BALDING BORING GOUL!!!!
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F U FIGGA. Jealousy is gonna kill you.
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This is fuckin' pathetic!
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fuckin' pathetic like you life? fuckin' pathetic like your obsession with skinny, beautiful girls with wonderful hair and baby doll eye? fuckin' pathetic because you'll never have what you want? that fuckin' pathetic?
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As is this.
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LOL You're friggin' hopeless.
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LMFAO!! Coming from a needle dick angry mutt.
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Hello to all. It has been a very long time since my last post. So much has been going on in my life: work, the holidays, and family. In fact more than I can take. I've had the reality check and cashed it in. I now know I'm a nobody, never was and never will be anything of any importance. My sole purpose is to accommodate people. My boss treats me like shit, my co-workers don't even know my name, and my wife doesn't even need anything from me. She has a higher paying job, gets respect, and always reminds me that my tiny penis never satisfies her. At least she is not cheating on me. Sure, she makes me use an 11-inch dildo on her and it kills my manhood but at least it’s not another man. Since my penis, never gets satisfied I usually come here and masturbate to pictures of the young tight celebrities especially that Rosario Dawson. I have given up and decided I would walk to and from work since its reasonable and driving it would be pointless. Tonight as I passed an alley, I think two drunks, druggies, hobos, thugs, whatever you call them were raping a young school. Too scared to throw away my pointless life, I walked on by acting as if nothing was happening. When I got home, I remembered my younger sister and said if that had happened to her when we were growing up. I hoped someone would step up and step in. Would I like if a coward like myself just walked on by if that were my daughter? I felt like such a bitch and still do. I looked in the mirror and like Michael decided to make that change. I said my life isn't pointless or a waste. I can spend it helping those around me. I'm a tiny man and can't stand up physically to people but I can voice my opinion. I can point out people and their wrong doings. So I return and I say.............
PAM, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
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you can't be a regular piece of shit because that's just how this site works.
just like people keep calling me a fat Irish ginger whore.
and people keep calling rhonda a bitch....
and people call Razorblade Tongue a fat self-righteous motherfucker.....well, he is self-righteous (sorry honey, love you...but you are a git sometimes).
that's just how it is.
and i'm sure they're some dumbass inbred hick motherfucker on this site that'll say...
THAT'S JUST HOW THIS SITE IS...YOU GOTTA BE BASTARDLY! HURR HURR HURR!
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Is that anything like an opium whore?
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Correction, Mommy. I am a FAT, JEALOUS BITCH.
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The overusage of the word "FAT" (as an insult) shows the juvenile mentality of some of the Bastards on here.
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FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
its okay if you're FAT and not skinny the world hates you already. you shouldn't hate yourself too. Not everyone can be ultra skinny, sexy, and have wonderful hair.
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That's just how this site is...You gotta be bastardly! hurr hurr hurr!
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You are a egocentric ugly fat paddy bog potato eating red headed whore. p.s. This is not Pam, and you need a reality check. p.p.s. Rhonda get a life and Caitie is really not your friend.
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Hello to all. It has been a very long time since my last post. So much has been going on in my life: work, the holidays, and family. In fact more than I can take. I've had the reality check and cashed it in. I now know I'm a nobody, never was and never will be anything of any importance. My sole purpose is to accommodate people. My boss treats me like shit, my co-workers don't even know my name, and my wife doesn't even need anything from me. She has a higher paying job, gets respect, and always reminds me that my tiny penis never satisfies her. At least she is not cheating on me. Sure, she makes me use an 11-inch dildo on her and it kills my manhood but at least it’s not another man. Since my penis, never gets satisfied I usually come here and masturbate to pictures of the young tight celebrities especially that Rosario Dawson. I have given up and decided I would walk to and from work since its reasonable and driving it would be pointless. Tonight as I passed an alley, I think two drunks, druggies, hobos, thugs, whatever you call them were raping a young school. Too scared to throw away my pointless life, I walked on by acting as if nothing was happening. When I got home, I remembered my younger sister and said if that had happened to her when we were growing up. I hoped someone would step up and step in. Would I like if a coward like myself just walked on by if that were my daughter? I felt like such a bitch and still do. I looked in the mirror and like Michael decided to make that change. I said my life isn't pointless or a waste. I can spend it helping those around me. I'm a tiny man and can't stand up physically to people but I can voice my opinion. I can point out people and their wrong doings. So I return and I say.............
PAM, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
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no YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
No one likes to read your crappy essay, loser.
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She looks a helluva lot better now that she's put on some weight. Her eyes are amazing.
And AnnaLynne is overrated. She's above average at best.
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This one doesn't have the frame to be skinny and attractive. If there's a huge gap between your thighs, just stop with the trying-to-be-skinny thing and eat a sandwich.
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Actually, many people have gaps between their legs. It's not a trait of people who are 'trying-to-be-skinny'. I myself have legs that don't touch if my feet are touching, and i don't diet or anything.
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Cute as a button
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In taste tests...Choosey Bastards chose Jessica.
Love them gems you call eyes!
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Love the face and the come to me eyes, but she is WAY too skinny for my liking.
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Her Dress should be SHORTER
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That goes for all dresses.
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cute, I like this one better than the other two.
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after reading my way down i completely forgot what this post was about and didn't know who or what to comment on. HAHAHAHA
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Anorexic crackwhore, please dont despair
Just buy some more whore shoes and bleach your frail hair
Isnt it time for your daily meds?
Von Brutal is coming, quick, get on the bed!
When he has finished his carnal delight,
Take some more crack and get high as a kite
This will take away the pain you feel
That nobody cares for you, and how you want a meal.
You look at your pathetic life and begin to cry
Then wipe the tears from your baby doll eyes
You need to feel like you are worth a shit
So you become a racist internet bitch
It gives you a sense of important self worth
To verbally abuse, bully, and show your mirth
Towards the innocent people of the earth
Gods biggest mistake was creating your birth.
Your desperation and attention whoring
Is too pathetic and it gets quite boring
The best thing you could possibly do
Is shut the fuck up because we all hate you.
Go far far away and get the therapy you need
A few years in a mental institution would be fine indeed.
Lots more where that came from, sugarlips. Just say the word!!
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Omg it's the pathetic poem writer
has to show his so called 'talent'
you ain't shit, mothereffer
go stalk on your precious d55
you name yourself Bipolar Poem Guy?!
How lame can you get???
Don't worry, just shoot yourself and it'll all be over with
Cause you KNOW that everyone hates YOU.
btw, stop describing your own lame life, fucker,
you're really makin' a fool of yourself!
So damn obvious.
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Here we have a pic of the poem "guy".
Click to enlarge, he's kinda cute! ;)
For a shemale.
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so fugly?! how dare you try to say something about me? Where's your needle dick, faggot?! I'll cut if off, you scumbag off'em all!!!!!
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*it off*
In case you don't come back to this thread (which I doubt very much, seeing as you are a no life having lowlife) here's what you should be aiming at:
I'll even make it for you!!!!
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interestin u use tranny pics 2 insult peeps jst like 'ugly model's profile attackin d55 u realy r a fuckwit dumbass!!!!!!!!!
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NO, the Ugly Model guy is played by the bipolar poem guy.
He's INSANE!!! Didn't you know this???
He's also a pure evil scumbag who I'd like to kill.
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He was also the Damla Ozel character, everyone knows that.
How much of a Disgusting Dirtbag is he really?!
I fear to think what he does to 'kill' the time in real life.
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And I'm beginning to think that bipolar 'guy' is really a crazy 'gal'. An insecure, overly jealous fat one, too.
I mean, calls me an anorexic crackwhore..what a joke!!
Go off yourself, like RIGHT NOW, JEALOUS BITCH!!!
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OF COURSE!!! He's a SHEMALE!!! That would explain his constant rage and jealousy towards everyone, esp. girls like me, who get so much attention, he feels the need to try and bring me down. AIN'T GONNA WORK, BIOTCH!!!
What a dumb cunt/dick.
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And I am REALLY warning you, bitter asshole, if you so much as say ONE BAD WORD ABOUT ME AGAIN, I will track your IP down, I know some people, I have connections :)
YOU GOT IT, DICK CHEESE?!
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awww....Pammy Whammy is in a defensive frenzy? the ghost of christmas past has returned. did the scary Bipolar Poet make you flip your shit? 9 replies to 1 brilliant poem...someone has your number. did you piss yourself like a crying baby? the Bipolar Poet scares you like no one, including your bff d55.
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ps the Bipolar Poet just bitch slapped your boney ass! OUCH!
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lmao..you really are a joke, loser. You are so sad..so very sad. That "poem" of yours just proves how miserable you in fact are. hahaha yeah, I pissed myself of laughter, you are the #1 laughing material of the Bastardly. You and d55 are THE biggest jokes I have ever come across, loser! d55 is gone, so she is the big scaredy baby, though I know that she is a no life having loser who is always stalking people here anonymous.
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AnnaLynne yeah shes nice but nothing as special as people seem to think
i prefer this chick
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pretty face
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Pretty face but her expression just makes me think she'd be an annoying stuck-up bitch. And I don't see what is so terrible about her body it doesn't seem any thinner than half the women you guys ogle at on here. I think it's actually quite a nice body. About twice the size of that xerox bitch on 30 Rock, Katrina something you guys always think is so damn hot. Now THERE is an anorexic.
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