Fashion Rating: Sienna Miller @ "After Miss Julie" Broadway Night Opening
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped last night in New York City.After this past summer's "G.I. Joe" debacle (yes, I actually paid to watch that shit!), Sienna Miller's new Broadway play is getting killed by critics. Here's what some of the peeps are saying...
Actress Sienna Miller, who was last seen in “GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” can take solace in at least one way from the critical response to “After Miss Julie,” which opened at the American Airlines Theater on Thursday: Most of the critics thought the playwright Patrick Marber update of August Strindberg’s “Miss Julie” was even worse than she was.
Terry Teachout of the Wall Street Journal (scroll down to the last review) may have been the harshest: All that playwright Patrick Marber has done for “Miss Julie” “is tart it up with politics and vulgarize it beyond recognition.
“As for Ms. Miller, a model turned second-tier movie star, all she does is stalk around the stage striking vampy poses and looking really, really skinny. I almost felt sorry for her, but the truth is that she has no more business playing a classic stage role than I have posing for the cover of Vogue. The Roundabout Theatre Company should be ashamed of itself for asking her to do so.”
Teachout was not alone in expressing “almost” sympathy. “I was rooting for Sienna Miller,” Ben Brantley wrote in the New York Times, before commenting: “If Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually. She conveys Anger, Self-Abasement, Sorrow and Fear very clearly and, on occasion, convincingly. But the segues among these feelings are never natural, let alone inevitable, so that when events take a turn for the lurid, the audience is laughing when it should be recoiling.”
Linda Winer of Newsday:
“More mysterious than either character’s motive is the reason for Patrick Marber’s adaptation - which, despite the misleading title, is not a sequel to the Strindberg but an unnecessary new version” [Source]

























Is that her figure skating outfit from high school?
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That is hilarious George! It really looks awkward on her! Her legs would look better in leotards too.
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lol for the figure skating I was thinking the same thing.
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mollie king is a better version of her.
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those ppl behind the barricade are PATHETIC MAGGOTS!
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I don't know, at least the chubby guy is honest & keeps staring at her butt thinking "Soon she will be mine." dream on tubby guy
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She does have a nice butt. And your right about the chubby guy.
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The legs are busted and she looks like she's made of wax.
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yeah, those are some gnarly knee caps... I think she may be one of those Ents from Lord of the Rings
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She just looks too old for that type of dress, if you call it a dress, looks like it got chewed up in the washing machine. And she's got skanky legs too..meh..thumbs down.
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wow, that dress is awful. I like Sienna's skinny legs.
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Is she auditioning for a Tanya Harding role??
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haha, that or porn tinkerbell
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i was more thinking oksana baui
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I'd hit it. The dress is short... Sounds like a good enough design to me...
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She's not bad looking but she always looks.. disheveled or something, like she doesn't take care of herself that much.
The years are going to catch up with her very soon
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Someone has a moth problem.
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Why doesnt anyone seem concerned that she was recently attacked by a werewolf???
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I want to lick her from HEAD to TOE
Really Cute - and she likes to GET NAKED - WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
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acid washed jeans died out a few million years back, is that dress acid washed?? not that I mind what's inside it
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I cannot stand this ugly bint.
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Her career needs one of those Steep Grades Ahead signs. The descent is fast and furious.
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Has Sienna lost weight? C'mon girl let's get back to that sexy figure from like 6 months ago.
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^^^ Word. Plus she looked better as a brunette.
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Looks like someone had just met a Wolf man on the way to the opening show...
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what is wrong with her arms? why do they always stay like that? look at the awkward position that they are always in.
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