Fashion Rating: Sienna Miller @ "After Miss Julie" Broadway Night Opening

These were snapped last night in New York City.

After this past summer's "G.I. Joe" debacle (yes, I actually paid to watch that shit!), Sienna Miller's new Broadway play is getting killed by critics. Here's what some of the peeps are saying...
Actress Sienna Miller, who was last seen in “GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” can take solace in at least one way from the critical response to “After Miss Julie,” which opened at the American Airlines Theater on Thursday: Most of the critics thought the playwright Patrick Marber update of August Strindberg’s “Miss Julie” was even worse than she was.

Terry Teachout of the Wall Street Journal (scroll down to the last review) may have been the harshest: All that playwright Patrick Marber has done for “Miss Julie” “is tart it up with politics and vulgarize it beyond recognition.
“As for Ms. Miller, a model turned second-tier movie star, all she does is stalk around the stage striking vampy poses and looking really, really skinny. I almost felt sorry for her, but the truth is that she has no more business playing a classic stage role than I have posing for the cover of Vogue. The Roundabout Theatre Company should be ashamed of itself for asking her to do so.”

Teachout was not alone in expressing “almost” sympathy. “I was rooting for Sienna Miller,” Ben Brantley wrote in the New York Times, before commenting: “If Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually. She conveys Anger, Self-Abasement, Sorrow and Fear very clearly and, on occasion, convincingly. But the segues among these feelings are never natural, let alone inevitable, so that when events take a turn for the lurid, the audience is laughing when it should be recoiling.”

Linda Winer of Newsday:
“More mysterious than either character’s motive is the reason for Patrick Marber’s adaptation - which, despite the misleading title, is not a sequel to the Strindberg but an unnecessary new version” [Source]


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Is that her figure skating outfit from high school?

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:06pm
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That is hilarious George! It really looks awkward on her! Her legs would look better in leotards too.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 6:22pm
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lol for the figure skating I was thinking the same thing.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 @ 1:43pm
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mollie king is a better version of her.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:10pm
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those ppl behind the barricade are PATHETIC MAGGOTS!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:12pm
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I don't know, at least the chubby guy is honest & keeps staring at her butt thinking "Soon she will be mine." dream on tubby guy

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 11:24pm
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She does have a nice butt. And your right about the chubby guy.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 @ 1:48pm
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The legs are busted and she looks like she's made of wax.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:12pm
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yeah, those are some gnarly knee caps... I think she may be one of those Ents from Lord of the Rings

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 7:57pm
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She just looks too old for that type of dress, if you call it a dress, looks like it got chewed up in the washing machine. And she's got skanky legs too..meh..thumbs down.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:20pm
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wow, that dress is awful. I like Sienna's skinny legs.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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Is she auditioning for a Tanya Harding role??

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:35pm
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haha, that or porn tinkerbell

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 6:04pm
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i was more thinking oksana baui

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:38pm
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I'd hit it. The dress is short... Sounds like a good enough design to me...

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 4:55pm
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She's not bad looking but she always looks.. disheveled or something, like she doesn't take care of herself that much.

The years are going to catch up with her very soon

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 6:03pm
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Someone has a moth problem.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 7:39pm
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Why doesnt anyone seem concerned that she was recently attacked by a werewolf???

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 7:59pm
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I want to lick her from HEAD to TOE
Really Cute - and she likes to GET NAKED - WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 9:16pm
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acid washed jeans died out a few million years back, is that dress acid washed?? not that I mind what's inside it

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 @ 11:21pm
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I cannot stand this ugly bint.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 @ 6:40am
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Her career needs one of those Steep Grades Ahead signs. The descent is fast and furious.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 @ 7:09am
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Has Sienna lost weight? C'mon girl let's get back to that sexy figure from like 6 months ago.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 @ 1:44pm
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^^^ Word. Plus she looked better as a brunette.

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 @ 3:10pm
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Looks like someone had just met a Wolf man on the way to the opening show...

Sunday, October 25th, 2009 @ 9:52am
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what is wrong with her arms? why do they always stay like that? look at the awkward position that they are always in.

Sunday, October 25th, 2009 @ 11:08pm
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