Fernanda Motta Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, January 16th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

- Abigail Clancy Just The Way I Like Her [HollywoodTuna]
- JENNIFER ANISTON PROM PICTURES CIRCA 1984 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Skinny Lohan Goes Shopping of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Blake Lively Will Only Wear Size Zero [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Sienna Miller is drunk with power [Celebslam]
- The World’s Best Lightweight Sports Cars [Complex]
- I Hope She Does "Single Ladies" [Dlisted]
- American Idol’s Emily Wynne-Hughes is a Drunk [Yeeah!]
- Not Another Keanu Reeves Movie [Derek Hail]
- Jeremy Piven gets called out again [The Blemish]
- Douzten Kroes [Flabber]
- Celebrities Do Things - Weekend Edition [Celeb Parasite]
- Jenny McCarthy says her heart goes out to the Travoltas [Cele|bitchy]
- Best Condom Commercial of All Time [The Bastardly Society]
- A CHOREOGRAPHED GANG FIGHT? [Unibrow]
- Katy Perry Nude? [The Grumpiest]
- Crank 2: High Voltage Official Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]






















She has a mannish vibe. Not cool.
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Katy Perry NAKED!!!!
/THANK YOU BASTARDLY!!!
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Looks like a dude.
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she looked good in Sport Iullustrated
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she's blazin' hot!
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Bai Ling in the Crank 2 trailer
That should automatically make it the Bastardly Movie of the Year
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Her 15 min. are just about up, she starting to get old looking. She better get a rich old man soon before its too late.
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do you know what the phrase "15 mins is up" means? the woman has been around for years and is one of the highest paid models
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Yes I know what the hell it means. Mind your own business, I'll say whatever I want to.
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clearly, you dont know what it means...you should thank mebecause i am providing you with free education right here
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She is married, you dumb.
And he is not rich at all. He is just her husbund and they love each other.
You sound like a cheap social climber who will never be able to find a real love.
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Go pick a fight with someone else. Who the hell do you think you are. You are being rude and stupid.
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That's not very nice, Marrgie. Does your mother know you're on the internet, surfing a site named bastardly at this time of the day? Go to bed, Marrgie. All I said was your "15 mins" phrase doesn't suit while talking about a big model. I am not being rude and definitely not trying to pick fights. I am trying to educate America, dear!
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What the bloody hell is going on here. I leave a one simple comment. Then someone tries to give me a bloody dress down and keeps trying to address me as if I were a child.
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look at the name of the site - the bastardly...that's how it goes down around here...we get on here to bitch...we're horrible horrible people :(
anyways, I am out, Marrgie. I enjoyed our little conversation...and the only reason why i "attacked" you is because you see, I am a 13 year old teenager boy with a boner and i can never get a girl to talk to me...so because i saw your name was a girl name, i did it to talk to you...would you go out with me, Marrgie? I promise there is some clear skin on my face between my pimples where you can kiss me :)
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no im not feeling her in a sexual way, but she's great at what she does.
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