George Clooney Is Currently Sleeping With This Hottie! Damn Him!!
Friday, May 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped last night in Miami Beach as George finishes dinner & prepares for tantric sex back at his luxury hotel. Bastard.
I guess when you work as hard as George Clooney, you deserve the best phoontang in the biz. Who cares if she was bussing tables at some upscale restaurant in Miami Beach 24 hours ago? She's hot & she knows it!
DAMN YOU, GEORGE CLOONEY!! YOU MANWHOREBASTARDLYWHOREBAG!!
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George Clooney is gay. He likes men. He likes the way his cock feels when it is inside of another man's rectum. He likes to look down and see his cock disappear into a mouth that is covered with stubble. He likes to rub his ballsack against the other ballsacks. But there is no place in the Hollywood universe for a man like this, even though there are hundreds, thousands of them. So George has to act like he likes women. I mean, women like him, no shit, that's a fact. But Clooney is this generation's Rock Hudson. Every women you see him with is a beard. George Clooney lived with Richard Kind of Spin City. Richard Kind is what George Clooney likes to curl up to after a hard day of making movies. Let me repeat: George Clooney is a homosexual.
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Looks like you know just the feeling. Must be personal experience. Fag.
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Jesus Christ, I love cock! Are you kidding me? I could spend all day getting my hole excavated by a ten inch pecker and I love to taste another man's semen. That's not the issue. The issue is why are you so angry and so homophobic? That's pretty remedial, don't you think? How about you join the rest of us in the 21rst Century and stop being so close-minded and bigoted? That would be good for you, you know?
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Nah, I don't see it.
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Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Its Ed Yang writing his lame, tired essays again. You are a sad sad little man. Your dreams of becoming a published writer will forever remain just that...dreams.
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Ah, but a man can dream! He can! Right now I'm dreaming about what it would be like to eat your sweet cream, tickle your pickle, and gulp your pulp! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to find me again. It's been like three months, baby. Let's entwine and get all fussy. You know how much you turn me on. I read what you write and I get all tight.
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ewwww George Clooney is a disgusting old pig, I can't believe some women actually find that nasty old grandpa hot. He is so sleezy and classless. He should take a look at Denzel Washington, Harrison Ford, Viggo Mortensen, Johnny Depp, etc and stop acting like Lindsay Lohan at age 60. Time to grow up Georgie boy.
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Sarah Larson is way hotter.
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I wonder how much he's paying her to beard for him.
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this is a test
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test two
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another test
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Rumor has it that George Clooney likes testes
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Never really cared much for Clooney. He's all right as an actor, but nothing special. He was terrible as Batman.
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