George Clooney Takes Elisabetta Canalis For A Ride! DAMN HIM!!

Photo Credit: LUCA SGRO/bauergriffinonline.com

For those of you who don't know, George Clooney is officially & temporarily (until he gets bored, that is) sexing-up Italian model and actress Elisabetta Canalis these days. It's nice to see that at least there's someone out there who's using his fame & fortune to land trophy chicks.

When he's not working, George is at his Italian residence located in peaceful Lake Como, Italy. These pics were snapped earlier today near Milan. As I write this entry, the time in Italy is 11:09pm, so we're about 150% positive that George Clooney is well into his 5-hour long tantric sex session with his beautiful new sex toy, Elisabetta.

And, to further fan the flames of George Clooney's pimpness, let's devour a few Elisabetta bikini pics from over the years...
Photo Credit: LUCA SGRO/bauergriffinonline.com
Photo Credit: LUCA SGRO/bauergriffinonline.com

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22 Scandalous Comments

avg face, hideous tat, but not a bad bod.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:22pm
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DAMN U George Clooney for all these years of taking the best chicks.Naw I'm playin' do your thing playa.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:23pm
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george clooney really needs to show the "hot black women community" some love...

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:25pm
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She's hot, but not as hot as Sarah Larson.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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George Clooney rules.
Can anyone really dispute that?

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:28pm
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Laura Esposto is the hottest Italian tv presenter.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:30pm
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She is hot that's fo sho!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:44pm
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Yeah GC will be totally pounding away on this chick, because he's so totally straight, yeah totally, not gay at all....

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:33pm
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why are these two under the category temporarily in love? they should be under temporarily fucking. i doubt there's any love going on

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 8:17pm
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I'd happily take GC leftover but this one would get the hit and quiet 2week worth of fun..

and would someone drop a box of hammers on these BUL.com assholes 20 stories up should be high enough..

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 10:56pm
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i used to think she was hot until this post

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 11:15pm
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+2

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 11:05am
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Huh? I didn't even know who she was until this post.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 12:12pm
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pg 9 pix 2 & 3 DAMN and thats not a good damn..

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 12:53am
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I thought Clooney was gay... my bad.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 2:16am
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clooney is ugly...i dont understand some women! to think that guy is considered so sexy and crap is insanity...the chick has barely average face...and check out her friend's thighs on page 8...she can choke a bear with those things.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 4:50am
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Man do you know how many soccer players in Italy have hit that. She might be a walking STD

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 4:51am
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I like her dog

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 7:39am
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i want to be in this girl

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 8:06am
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Some pics, her face is completely butta.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 10:24am
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Guys, she's NOT WEARING MAKEUP! Do a google search on her and look at her pics....do you still think she's average or a buttaface?? I think not. In fact I think she looks pretty good without make up.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 11:26am
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