"G.I. Joe" Tokyo Premiere: Sienna Miller Rocks Disco Outfit; Rachel Nichols Covers Up!

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The people responsible for styling these two women should seriously be fired. I know that's a bad thing to wish upon anybody in these difficult times, but anyone who finds this remotely hot is smoking crack.

These are two extremely beautiful women are pretty much doing their best to look as unappetizing as possible. Then again, maybe Japanese men like their white women dressed like this---who knows?

Here are more pics of the fashion bloodbath that took place earlier today on the red carpet in Tokyo.

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Sienna reminds me of Rod Stewart in these pics.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:06pm
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Yeah I see that, she also a bit of looks like Chelsea Handler in these shots too.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:48pm
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sienna looks like a fuck tard. rachel looks gorgeous nice back

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:16pm
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That's one ugly stupid outfit!....damn!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:17pm
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Hey that Asian dude in pic 7.2 is doing THE WORST RABBIT EARS EVER. Doofus.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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Rachel looks ravishing in red while Sienna looks Gawd awful.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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WOW, Rachel looks so fucking sexy! Damn. And thanx Moe, for balancing out the ratio there.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:30pm
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Yeah moe. Thanks.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 7:44pm
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Rachel looks fucking sexy in that dress. Sienna's outfit is interesting to say the least, but she's still hot, as well. Damn, I'd love to fuck the both of them. They both look like they know how to suck a dick!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:31pm
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What the fuck, Sienna? Seriously: WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Rachel, meanwhile, looks fantastic. Great eyes.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:34pm
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rachel still wins again, sienna must have quit because she keeps losing out

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:46pm
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rachel wins, indeed.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:52pm
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sienna is this a premiere or 70's saturday dress up..

Rachel is boring.. backless is good but they should have at the very least put a slit to the hip in that dress and put her hair down..

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 6:58pm
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Apart from the shoes, i LOVE sienna's outfit. It's fun. I like it when people have fun with fashion.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 7:42pm
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Hot damn, Rachel looks stunning. Wow!

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 7:42pm
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Yeah Rachel is much better, if would have help if the dress was a little tighter, to show more curves..and yeah a slit on the side.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 7:51pm
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When looking at Sienna here, I think of Macho Man Randy Savage. Dunno why.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 8:30pm
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lol

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 8:33pm
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Seriously man, all she needs is the crazy shades and she's ready to
join the Royal Rumble with Yokozuna, Ultimate Warrior and Jake The Snake Roberts.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 8:44pm
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NO!!! Jimmy Hart! That's it! :D

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 8:58pm
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lmfao..

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 10:37pm
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Sienna's face is stunning, gorgeous smile and adorable freckles, but her fashion sense sucks.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 9:11pm
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I do like her face in these shots. Or maybe it's just because I had to concentrate on her face to avoid being blinded by the suit.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 10:54am
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So I guess Sienna's doing her tribute to Michael Jackson's "I Wanna Rock With You" video.

Monday, July 27th, 2009 @ 10:31pm
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I never knew how tight Sienna Miller's body was, me likes.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 8:51am
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Rachel's back is almost as sexy as her front. I wish it could have been more revealing but maybe she had to tone it down to a PG rating.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 11:04am
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shoot lets talk about d guys cuz d ladies luk lyke shit except racheal........lets talk about channing looking god sexy

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 12:10pm
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i've seen sienna naked so she wins

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 12:37pm
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goddam!!! black gstring for rachel,page2 last pic..gtg,rachel making me hot!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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I like rachel better love her eyes, sienna looks like an nnoying monkey turd and that asian reporter in the back is so cute.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 3:52pm
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(the girl reporter)

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 3:55pm
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