"G.I. Joe" Tokyo Premiere: Sienna Miller Rocks Disco Outfit; Rachel Nichols Covers Up!
Monday, July 27th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Visit the official "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" website!The people responsible for styling these two women should seriously be fired. I know that's a bad thing to wish upon anybody in these difficult times, but anyone who finds this remotely hot is smoking crack.
These are two extremely beautiful women are pretty much doing their best to look as unappetizing as possible. Then again, maybe Japanese men like their white women dressed like this---who knows?
Here are more pics of the fashion bloodbath that took place earlier today on the red carpet in Tokyo.
Here's the trailer:


Read more in Babes, Bastardly Fashion Ratings, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Premiere, Movies, Rachel Nichols, Sienna Miller
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- Sienna Miller @ "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Premiere in L.A.
- Rachel Nichols & Sienna Miller do a "G.I. Joe" German Photocall
- Karolina Kurkova, Rachel Nichols & Sienna Miller do a "G.I. Joe" London Photocall

























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Sienna reminds me of Rod Stewart in these pics.
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Yeah I see that, she also a bit of looks like Chelsea Handler in these shots too.
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sienna looks like a fuck tard. rachel looks gorgeous nice back
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That's one ugly stupid outfit!....damn!
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Hey that Asian dude in pic 7.2 is doing THE WORST RABBIT EARS EVER. Doofus.
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Rachel looks ravishing in red while Sienna looks Gawd awful.
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WOW, Rachel looks so fucking sexy! Damn. And thanx Moe, for balancing out the ratio there.
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Yeah moe. Thanks.
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Rachel looks fucking sexy in that dress. Sienna's outfit is interesting to say the least, but she's still hot, as well. Damn, I'd love to fuck the both of them. They both look like they know how to suck a dick!
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What the fuck, Sienna? Seriously: WHAT. THE. FUCK?
Rachel, meanwhile, looks fantastic. Great eyes.
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rachel still wins again, sienna must have quit because she keeps losing out
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rachel wins, indeed.
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sienna is this a premiere or 70's saturday dress up..
Rachel is boring.. backless is good but they should have at the very least put a slit to the hip in that dress and put her hair down..
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Apart from the shoes, i LOVE sienna's outfit. It's fun. I like it when people have fun with fashion.
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Hot damn, Rachel looks stunning. Wow!
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Yeah Rachel is much better, if would have help if the dress was a little tighter, to show more curves..and yeah a slit on the side.
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When looking at Sienna here, I think of Macho Man Randy Savage. Dunno why.
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lol
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Seriously man, all she needs is the crazy shades and she's ready to
join the Royal Rumble with Yokozuna, Ultimate Warrior and Jake The Snake Roberts.
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NO!!! Jimmy Hart! That's it! :D
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lmfao..
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Sienna's face is stunning, gorgeous smile and adorable freckles, but her fashion sense sucks.
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I do like her face in these shots. Or maybe it's just because I had to concentrate on her face to avoid being blinded by the suit.
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So I guess Sienna's doing her tribute to Michael Jackson's "I Wanna Rock With You" video.
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I never knew how tight Sienna Miller's body was, me likes.
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Rachel's back is almost as sexy as her front. I wish it could have been more revealing but maybe she had to tone it down to a PG rating.
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shoot lets talk about d guys cuz d ladies luk lyke shit except racheal........lets talk about channing looking god sexy
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i've seen sienna naked so she wins
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goddam!!! black gstring for rachel,page2 last pic..gtg,rachel making me hot!
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I like rachel better love her eyes, sienna looks like an nnoying monkey turd and that asian reporter in the back is so cute.
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(the girl reporter)
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