Girls Aloud Vacation Bikini Swimsuit Photos!
Sunday, January 18th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Jackson
The cold weather of Winter sucks ass so I figured why not post up a bunch of bikini pics of the chicks from Girls Aloud. Yeah, these aren't necessarily new, in fact I'm sure I've posted a bunch of these sets before, but for all you other folks that are bored or stuck indoors because of cold weather then hopefully this helps to pass the time too.
So do the Girls Aloud chicks look better in their bikinis than Danielle Lloyd, Jennifer Ellison, and the other British tabloid sluts in their ikinis?
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I like them skanky especially Cheryl
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God damn. Some of these girls have thunder thighs. Magic of photoshop.
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They ARE British tabloid sluts in their bikinis
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Cheryl Tweedy (or Cole, whichever you prefer) is the bomb.
Anyone else think the girl in pics 9 and 19 appears by mistake? lol
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These skanks have to wash out their vag's sometime
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I'll take the one with the fat ass.
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That tattoo is shitty.
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Pass
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Cheryl has got to get rid of that fucking leg tattoo- so nasty
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I feel bad for whomever it is on page six. Poor girl looks like they transplanted the upper body of a midget on to a normal-sized woman with a serious pear shaped, then stretched the arms out to fit.
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Hmm, pic 6 is my favorite.
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Being a woman, some of those pictures are a total relief!
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junglegirl >>> cunt
jennyla >>> cunt
Rhonda >>> performs adultery (see her profile pic)
Glimmer >>> clearly gay (as in FAG)
Mike Litoris >>> clearly gay (as in FAG)
McPerv >>> McPedo (need I say more)
Richard/Eduardo >>> Pedo (at least likes 2 much 2 watch...)
Goliano >>> wannabe e thug
Sierra >>> some insignificant dumb Irish bitch
Mundo >>> old enough to BE santa
d55 >>> an unsolved mistery of Unsolved Misteries
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you forgot lilly380 >>> cute as fuck and should post naked pix for all to see!
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"mistery" is misspelled.
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Hello Goli ya punk! How's ya lover, Spoonie Luv or Rasheed???

We all know you ARE them, as well. Go for a ride on your car,
you Paris Hilton wannabe LADY.
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And, so is "a"...as in "Goliano >>> wannabe e thug"
A person doesn't "perform" adultery...he/she commits it.
Sierra is anything but dumb. Feisty as all shit, but not dumb.
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I think Pam meant "e" as in e-mail or e-bay.
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So you're an e-thug? Must be something new...along with internet adultresses.
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Look at you two cunts blaming me 4 everything, YET AGAIN.
Would it surprise you that y'all HAVE MORE HATERS???????
bahahahahaha
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Awww...look who is here! Pam the pathetic excuse for a human-being. This bitch is never gone, even when she says she is, she is never gone. She just lurks around here like the shadow she is because this is her life....this site is all she has in her life. You little misery bag. I know what you have been up to! You don't think I know how you stalk me and are "uniting" forces with balls of desperation. Delta White, Arion, Ugly Model, etc are all you two. LOL you big-headed, lollipop, ugly freak! I'm still working on getting a permit from the government to build that house between your nose and upper lip. Cover that shit with a moustache before I get to it first! And you talk shit about my looks? I mean, really? Long, witchy nose? How far from the truth can one get! Chubby cheeks? Yup, I have those. Pubes for hair? Puhlease, you monkey face with a wig. Let me remind you of what you consider hair:
LOL any negative (even positive) comment coming from someone who looks like you would never be taken seriously...at least not by me.
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DAT CHICK IS UGGGGLLLLYYYY CHECK OUT DA BIG OLE PIMPLE ON DA LEFT BY HER MESSED UP MOUTH DIS BROAD LOOK LKE HER FACE B MELTIN!!!
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Wtf? I had 2 log out 2 C what you wrote, d55 and you're being the same typical childish slut. Just so everyone knows, I had lots of baby powder in my hair there! And I don't have a pimple! You must B seeing wrong. Check your eye sight.
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Not that this hurts me in ANY way. D55, you know you're a complete fuck face, or else you wouldn't be saving every pictures of girls on here. You effin sicko. Do you have a boyfriend?? No, didn't think so. No one would want a tranny mess like you.
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SOZ UGGO BUT ALL THE MAKEUP IN DA WORLD AINT GONNA COVER DAT NASTY SPOT N WNT FIX UR DROOPY GRANNY FACE NEITHA SERIOUS GIRL INVEST IN SUM SURGERY COS U OFFEND MY DAMN EYES SHIT!!!!!!!!
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Keep it up, d55...you know I can ruin your whole life by givin' up information about you. Everyone knows by now.
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D55 IS A DISGUSTING FUCKING CREEP THAT STEALS EVERY PICTURES YOU FUCKING PSYCHO WHORE!!!
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MY EYES!!!MY EYES!!!MY EYES!!!MOTHER OF GOD!!!
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Ok d55..you really have to go so low to do THIS..you leave me no choice...This pic is 'borrowed' from the Ugly Model's profile:

You stupid cunt, I didn't say those things about your looks, but I have to agree about the huge witchy nose and you have this totally bitchy face. Like a demon.
And for a Turk ,you're extra ugly.
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WHO IS THE CUTIE???
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Hahahahaha, oh d55, you're soo transparent and saaddd. Don't take it out on me you can't land a boyfriend (even tho you always say you can, we all know it's bull shittt) your constant mad ramblings don't affect anyone, stupid brat. Get a life, twat.
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WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS BEAUTY?
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Actually Pam based on the pic d55 posted you have plenty of potential, if only you would EAT.
Though you have posted a HOT pic of d55, not sure why you think it's a bad pic.
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You must be into trannies, then
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is a dirty fuckin racist dumbass wiv no brain and a fugly head n sum fat ass bingo wings urgh!
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Wow... d55 is smoking HOT! Really, really hot... Truth be told.
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oh look it's the tranny ass licker
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Don't involve me. I'm just an innocent by-stander. Later...
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THIS ONE HAS TO VIOLATE SOME DECENCY LAWS. NO WONDER SHE NEVER EATS. MY APPETITE IS GONE FROM JUST LOOKING AT HER.
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Hey, what the hell did ever do 2 you, asshole.
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THAT IS WHAT. EWWWWWWWWW
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Easy there. Fat sluts like you shouldn't be on here, anyway.
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OH PLZ PAM/DAWN U R THE CHUBBIEST MOFO TO GRACE DIS PLACE! KEEP STARVIN URSELF HONEY FIGHT THE FLAB! (NOT DAT ITS WRKIN) BUT HEY IT GIVS U SUM SEXY ACNE DNT LET UR LOSER BOYF C U WIVOUT MAKEUP ON HE WUD DUMP UR HEAVY ASS BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT HES PROBABLY CHEATIN ON U NEWAY!
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You are a lost cause, dipshit...learn how to spell you moterfucking retard, you're just jealous I look good in underwear and you don't...maybe you're the one who should be starving your ass...god knows I don't have to...this reverse psychology doesn't work on me.
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She lifted e-thug from her on-again-off-again lesbian bulldyke lover, d55. You know there's not an original thought in her pea-sized malnourished brain.
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Am I experiencing deja vu, or did I see the C-word already used in this post? Twice before, I believe. Must be the word of the day.
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Brilliant discovery, Angel. A word I've only heard men and fat hillbilly women who smell of moth balls and azz use. I wonder which one s/he is.
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LMFAO! Hmm. I wonder...
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you guys its the bastardly idiot aka Pam. she's so obvious and pathetic
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LMFAO YOU CUNT!!!!!!
IT'S OBVIOUSLY YOU WHO WROTE THAT CAUSE YOU ARE BLAMING ME
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why so defensive Pam?
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take a fresh pineapple, shove it up your ass, take pics, and post them on the internet you homo e-thug
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LMFAO!!!! You E-MALE GIGOLO OR SHE-MALE GIGOLO...

Go make a movie about it like: Douche Bigalow, the male gigolo.
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I see Golihomo is at it again. Aren't you supposed to be selling drugs instead of being on here, you little internet gangsta?
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Oh look! It's the insecure afterthought! Will your Cro-Magnon ass ever evolve?? You come off a two week meth bender and somehow think your lame-as-usual grunts sound fresh and clever. LMAO! Nothing could be further from the truth. But thanks for the new profile material, it was time for an update.
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Lol cheers Rhonda you made me laugh. Very true about the performing/commiting adultery thing. But then, let's face it, we're dealing with someone of below average intelligence. Nice to know I havn't missed too much intellectual stimulation in my absence!
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It's mystery, you dumb fuck.
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funny how one of the most annoying and constant user isn't on here. I'm talking about Pam. funny how "mistery" is spelled just like how Pam spells it, check her old comments. funny how d55 hasn't been on here yet Pam can't get over it. good try Pam but next time do it when you're not starving or on that crack high.
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shut up fatty...oh it kills you that I DON'T have to starve myself like YOU DO or at least SHOULD BE DOING...if you were here, I'd hit you in the head with a hammer, worthless cunt. YES RHONDA, IT'S THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!
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If there's grass on the field . . . she's too old for me.
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THANK YOU FOR THAT MCPeeRV....
And Rhonda, I clicked on your profile, and, let's face it,
you are a horny woman, there's nothing wrong with that...
you like lots of men & alcohol @ the same time,
well, good 4 you, is all I have 2 say :)
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Good for you. I looked at it, too. I'm straight and happily married with a beautiful daughter. Nobody said anything about me being blind. I love looking at men.
That's what happens when you're secure with yourself and secure in a relationship. I point out hot women to my husband. Big freaking deal! Any married person on here will probably agree with me.
MARRIAGE DOES NOT EQUAL BLINDNESS!
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LOL. Just playing the part to humor your unregistered alter ego as you are in love with me and therefore stalk me.
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At least you're not an alcoholic horny adultress.
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Uhm..you're referring 2 Rhonda, right, McPerv??
She's the one who responded 2 you right away...
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I only like the bitch with the tatus...the one on pics 7 n 8..the rest can fuck off...well if the come in a package i can do all 5 of them!!
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dam, bitches getting old
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Wow thanks for that in-depth analysis 'Bastardly Observer'. What wonderful powers of perception. If I were to try my hand at your game I would probably assume that you were a lonely, attention-seeking, cowardly and tedious individual. But then I guess I'm just not as intuitive as you...
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SIERRA IS A CUNT. SIERRA IS A SLUT. SIERRA IS A STUPID UGLY SUB HUMAN. SIERRA DESERVES TO GET GANGRAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.
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This post is wacky. Any who ,Cheryl Cole is pretty hot
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nice prison tat
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cheryl yay yay yay
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oh, this is pure comedy gold.
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LOL
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Am I supposed to know who these girls are? :\
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