God Damn!! Tori Spelling Looks Anorexic in a Bikini!
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsWow, what the hell did Tori Spelling do to her body?
I know she's under a lot of pressure with all those reality TV cameras on her ass, but she must own a mirror? Dean McDermott better grow some balls & set his woman straight before he loses her to some crazy eating disorder.
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b*tch, eat a sandwich
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Anorexia only looks cute when you're 15-23. After that it fucking makes you look OLD AND WRINKLY AS MY DOG'S BALLS. so knock that shit off when you grow up ladies!! god damn!!
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OMG!! I was laughing so hard after reading your comment...but your absolutely right! she does not look good at all!
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WTF IS THAT THING?!? KILL IT! NOW!
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WTF IS WRONG WITH HER. NASTY UGLY BITCH.
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THATS SICK.
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Sir, the lady in here a brown bag. Immediately.
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they don't make brown bags this big...
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Make one. Make the Buttaface bag to full size if necessary, y'all have spoiled my appetite.
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take fergies bag and stretch it....bad bad bad
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black xxx large trash bag?
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I agree.
This deserves a full body brown bag immediately.
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No bag??? This is fug!
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There has to be some alien DNA mixed in the Spelling gene pool. I mean Aaron looked like Dr. Who after "The Master" aged him 900 years.
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omg thats fucking scary
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She has a perfect body
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Yeah, Rhonda, you were right.
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Luckily, I'm not the type to say...
I TOLD YOU SO!!!
How come you didn't comment when I said Kim Kardashian looked better in the zebra bikini? That was a KK compliment. I'm trying to be nice, dammit! LOL!
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Cuz I expect that. ;) I'll go back and check it, though.
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I was KIDDING!!!!!!!! lol.. sarcasm..
She's disgusting, obviously
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can't do anyhtign aout the face though
BAG THE FUCK IT
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Fuck, poor husband
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This bitch is "too skinny" yet Olivia Wilde is Maxim's number 1 this year??? Tori is an UGLY girl but he has more shape than that 2x4 that's supposed to be the hottest woman.....Fucking dumb!
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yeah but Olivia is naturally skinny, or at least it suits her
Tori looks like a dried old nasty prune, but she needs something to keep people talking about her somehow because she has no looks, talent, charisma, etc
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LOL. True dat.
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She looks horrible. With those oversized sunglasses, she looks like a gray alien.
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I wonder if her husband realizes that she is slowly transforming into a DUDE...
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Even her implants look smaller...Discusting bitch.
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Her horse face is annoying
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just nasty
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WTH!? This is fucked up on levels unknown. She'd better pray there are no large dogs on the beach.
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If it were not for the silicone implants, she would pass for a dead rotten horse.
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skinny bitch with big fake tits
one of the worst boob jobs ever
her fucking face disgusts me as well, she looks as old as her mother
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between the huge glasses and her horse head face, it makes her look even more anorexic.
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Imagine if she weren't hiding the cow eyes.
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The first pictures looks so bad I can't look at the rest. It's all bad the Face, the Glasses and the Body.
You should never post her pictures again.
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First of all, her body is smokin hot! Nice tight abs. Second, yes she is kinda old. Obviously. She would get a much better response if she were 20, even 25. Third, the people who are even looking at and commenting on her face are just fucking faggots! Who cares?! Face means nothing to no one when it's face down buried into a pillow!
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looks like a fraggle rock my goodness
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Tori Spelling's head is way too big for her body. She has the worst I'm-happy-but-I'm-really-not smile.
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