Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics w/ Slade Smiley in Newport Harbor
Thursday, March 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: BM/GVK/bauergriffinonline.comSo Gretchen Rossi is one of the chicks on The Real Housewives of Orange County and Slade Smiley who was linked to Jo De La Rosa. Hell I don't watch this show, I have no goddamn clue.
Anyways, Gretchen is recently widowed. Her story goes in a nutshell: she was engaged to, Jeff Beitzel, who was 24 years older than her. He passed-away from leukemia. He had proposed to Gretchen and she accepted knowing that he had a 15% chance of survival. Anyways, Jeff passed-away last September. They had set a wedding date for December 20, 2009. Anyways, Gretchen is seen as a greedy gold digger. Well, looks like she's moved on. Wiki























fantastic body. & shamefully, i actually watch the show. =] one of the only hot housewives/goldigger/wealthwhores on the show.
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That's it, I'm selling my house and buying a boat.
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yeah that'll do it,
dream on!!
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The odds of me selling my house, buying a boat, and living in the lap of luxury are far greater than you being "100 fucking times" hotter than Megan Fox.
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sure faggot, sure....
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you know you wont because u have an ugly ass wife and dumbass kids to worry about. Are u kidding me?? please.
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Do you think you are 100 times hotter than the wasted up porn star you have as your profile pic?
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lol i dont compare myself to her, just a fan :P
take it easy ACE, i'm sorry I guess u could do all of that but ur a decent guy, and not a money hungry psychopath, therefore u wont
dont u wish you were a money hungry path psychopath sometimes tough.. how cool would that be?
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No, the odds are I won't sell my house and buy a boat, but it looks like owning a boat makes life exponentially better.
I'm not driven by money, but I would like to enjoy some more of the finer things in life.
For the record, my wife is beautiful and my kids are handsome and smart.
Peace!
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Boats are overrated anyway, they just give you motion sickness and you can get stranded on strange desert islands etc.
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That's all true, but there is nothing like motorboating on the high seas! lol
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peace brother, I wont bother you anymore.
Moving on to balls of doom...
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ACE you fucking rule man!!!!
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yeah he managed to tame the beast lol
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Thanks, Loki!
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yep. you win in life for "winning" a spat on the internet. congrats douche!
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loved the turn of words, when the 'fight' was unforseeably unwinnable (i think i just made up some words there!)
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yeah low blow talking about the kiddies
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Oh yeah right. Thats why youre always on this fucking website day and night getting a boner over other chicks, and why your main concern when i was pregnant was that my feet didnt swell up.Thats why i found out you were having an affair with Hallery for months, an affair that is still ongoing to this day. I want a divorce asshole.Wipe Hallerys toe cheese from your upper lip, pack your shit, and leave. Maybe Kate Mara will have ya.
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Truth be told! Sock it to this narcissistic scatterbrain!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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Kind of an interesting cross between Jenny McCarthy and Jenna Jameson and I'm guessing real boobs.
I guess my guardian angel protects me from these gold diggers by keeping me poor. And yes, sometimes I wish I could rip his/her wings off for doing such a good job of it.
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actually i think she looks more like beth ostrosky (stern). howard's wife.
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Kind of an interesting cross between Jenny McCarthy and Jenna Jameson and I'm guessing real boobs.
good eye fuzzy, it would have taken me months to notice...
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Nothin but a fuckin bitch trash streetwhore from O.C. who sucks sugardaddy cock
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i just pitched a tent
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money hungry whores who don't even know how to truly love. they just lay on their backs and expect a free ride.
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;)
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So that's how the other half lives.....
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*ha ha ha*
:)
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I was really hoping that kid would nail her drunk ass at his mom's party.
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tool...what so i checked elsewhere. so if this right someone's mom was helping getting gretchen drunk/knowing her son (that kid)could potentially take advanatge. tv is a changin'...
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I checked out the show a few weeks ago to see how Jeana Tomasina (Keogh) looked nowadays (she was hot 30 years ago) and watched that episode. The crew/ cameraman/ whatever was listening to the pair through the bathroom door; based on that it was at best a near thing that the kid didn't get any.
TV is a changin'? Parenting is changing. Has changed.
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I've never watched the show. But this chick is pretty hot in a trophy wife way.
I would. Definitely.
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i thought she was pretty when i first saw her...but she's really not. to me anyways. she has a weird mouth/teeth and she wears a shiiiiit load of makeup
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she has fantastic body, but the show other watched was crazy...
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haha, your opinion is lame, go wear some glasses dumbshit
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i don't care what you think about me stupidass. you are nothing to me
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if you wanna be a shithead, then don't talk
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Nice lower body....flat chest
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Had no idea who she was but I do now....she is hot.
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This may be totally random, but the name Gretchen has got to be the least attractive name in the history of female names. It fucking sucks. If your name is Gretchen and you are reading this. I apologise for my pointing out the horror that is your name...
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I've never been a fan of the name Olga either. Yet we have Gretchen Mol and Olga Kurylenko, so there's some hope yet.
Helga sounds bad too. Maybe I don't like the hard g sound in a woman's name.
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Ha, my gf is named Irma. I thought noone born after 1910 was named that, but it pops up with Mexicans fairly often.
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Bertha?
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I know a Bertha, not a very attractive lady.
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Makes me think of Bengan Bhartha or whatever that Indian dish is called.
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Nice bod..and a good man handler so I see...
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Great body. Boobs are a little small, but look good on her frame. Wouldn't mind smakin that ass around for an afternoon or two.
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Semi-monogamous hookers.
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Looks like she's had a ton of surgery for someone only 30
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she's hot, but she is a bad person, IF that matters
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now i ain't sayin' she a gold digger but.............
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im only 9 but i wood fuk the shit out of her. just like i didi to paris yesterday!
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wow, your way too young kid, u would die from that
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Despite her morals or what any of us who watched Housewives want to think of her, we don't know her annnd...she does have the best body on the show and her boobs aren't fake wooo! I sure hope she stays natural
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