Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics w/ Slade Smiley in Newport Harbor

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So Gretchen Rossi is one of the chicks on The Real Housewives of Orange County and Slade Smiley who was linked to Jo De La Rosa. Hell I don't watch this show, I have no goddamn clue.

Anyways, Gretchen is recently widowed. Her story goes in a nutshell: she was engaged to, Jeff Beitzel, who was 24 years older than her. He passed-away from leukemia. He had proposed to Gretchen and she accepted knowing that he had a 15% chance of survival. Anyways, Jeff passed-away last September. They had set a wedding date for December 20, 2009. Anyways, Gretchen is seen as a greedy gold digger. Well, looks like she's moved on. Wiki

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fantastic body. & shamefully, i actually watch the show. =] one of the only hot housewives/goldigger/wealthwhores on the show.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 1:37am
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That's it, I'm selling my house and buying a boat.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 2:05am
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yeah that'll do it,
dream on!!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 2:13am
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The odds of me selling my house, buying a boat, and living in the lap of luxury are far greater than you being "100 fucking times" hotter than Megan Fox.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 8:52am
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sure faggot, sure....

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:51am
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you know you wont because u have an ugly ass wife and dumbass kids to worry about. Are u kidding me?? please.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:53am
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Do you think you are 100 times hotter than the wasted up porn star you have as your profile pic?

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:04pm
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lol i dont compare myself to her, just a fan :P
take it easy ACE, i'm sorry I guess u could do all of that but ur a decent guy, and not a money hungry psychopath, therefore u wont
dont u wish you were a money hungry path psychopath sometimes tough.. how cool would that be?

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:08pm
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No, the odds are I won't sell my house and buy a boat, but it looks like owning a boat makes life exponentially better.

I'm not driven by money, but I would like to enjoy some more of the finer things in life.

For the record, my wife is beautiful and my kids are handsome and smart.

Peace!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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Boats are overrated anyway, they just give you motion sickness and you can get stranded on strange desert islands etc.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:22pm
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That's all true, but there is nothing like motorboating on the high seas! lol

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:26pm
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peace brother, I wont bother you anymore.

Moving on to balls of doom...

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:22pm
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ACE you fucking rule man!!!!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:23pm
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yeah he managed to tame the beast lol

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:24pm
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Thanks, Loki!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:28pm
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yep. you win in life for "winning" a spat on the internet. congrats douche!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 5:54pm
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loved the turn of words, when the 'fight' was unforseeably unwinnable (i think i just made up some words there!)

Friday, March 20th, 2009 @ 1:32am
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yeah low blow talking about the kiddies

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 1:18pm
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Oh yeah right. Thats why youre always on this fucking website day and night getting a boner over other chicks, and why your main concern when i was pregnant was that my feet didnt swell up.Thats why i found out you were having an affair with Hallery for months, an affair that is still ongoing to this day. I want a divorce asshole.Wipe Hallerys toe cheese from your upper lip, pack your shit, and leave. Maybe Kate Mara will have ya.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 6:33pm
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Truth be told! Sock it to this narcissistic scatterbrain!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:57am
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Kind of an interesting cross between Jenny McCarthy and Jenna Jameson and I'm guessing real boobs.

I guess my guardian angel protects me from these gold diggers by keeping me poor. And yes, sometimes I wish I could rip his/her wings off for doing such a good job of it.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 2:28am
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actually i think she looks more like beth ostrosky (stern). howard's wife.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 7:33am
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Kind of an interesting cross between Jenny McCarthy and Jenna Jameson and I'm guessing real boobs.

good eye fuzzy, it would have taken me months to notice...

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 10:50am
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Nothin but a fuckin bitch trash streetwhore from O.C. who sucks sugardaddy cock

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 2:44am
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i just pitched a tent

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 5:04am
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money hungry whores who don't even know how to truly love. they just lay on their backs and expect a free ride.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 5:05am
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;)

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:45am
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So that's how the other half lives.....

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 7:01am
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*ha ha ha*

:)

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 10:52am
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I was really hoping that kid would nail her drunk ass at his mom's party.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 9:55am
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tool...what so i checked elsewhere. so if this right someone's mom was helping getting gretchen drunk/knowing her son (that kid)could potentially take advanatge. tv is a changin'...

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:47am
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I checked out the show a few weeks ago to see how Jeana Tomasina (Keogh) looked nowadays (she was hot 30 years ago) and watched that episode. The crew/ cameraman/ whatever was listening to the pair through the bathroom door; based on that it was at best a near thing that the kid didn't get any.
TV is a changin'? Parenting is changing. Has changed.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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I've never watched the show. But this chick is pretty hot in a trophy wife way.

I would. Definitely.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 10:10am
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i thought she was pretty when i first saw her...but she's really not. to me anyways. she has a weird mouth/teeth and she wears a shiiiiit load of makeup

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:16am
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she has fantastic body, but the show other watched was crazy...

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:32am
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haha, your opinion is lame, go wear some glasses dumbshit

Friday, March 20th, 2009 @ 12:31am
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i don't care what you think about me stupidass. you are nothing to me

Friday, March 20th, 2009 @ 3:52am
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if you wanna be a shithead, then don't talk

Monday, March 23rd, 2009 @ 11:53pm
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Nice lower body....flat chest

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:54am
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Had no idea who she was but I do now....she is hot.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 11:57am
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This may be totally random, but the name Gretchen has got to be the least attractive name in the history of female names. It fucking sucks. If your name is Gretchen and you are reading this. I apologise for my pointing out the horror that is your name...

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:27pm
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I've never been a fan of the name Olga either. Yet we have Gretchen Mol and Olga Kurylenko, so there's some hope yet.
Helga sounds bad too. Maybe I don't like the hard g sound in a woman's name.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 1:50pm
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Ha, my gf is named Irma. I thought noone born after 1910 was named that, but it pops up with Mexicans fairly often.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 2:46pm
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Bertha?

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 3:36pm
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I know a Bertha, not a very attractive lady.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 10:23pm
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Makes me think of Bengan Bhartha or whatever that Indian dish is called.

Friday, March 20th, 2009 @ 6:14am
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Nice bod..and a good man handler so I see...

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 12:34pm
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Great body. Boobs are a little small, but look good on her frame. Wouldn't mind smakin that ass around for an afternoon or two.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 1:39pm
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Semi-monogamous hookers.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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Looks like she's had a ton of surgery for someone only 30

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 3:23pm
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she's hot, but she is a bad person, IF that matters

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 5:46pm
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now i ain't sayin' she a gold digger but.............

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 5:57pm
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im only 9 but i wood fuk the shit out of her. just like i didi to paris yesterday!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009 @ 7:56pm
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wow, your way too young kid, u would die from that

Friday, March 20th, 2009 @ 3:05am
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Despite her morals or what any of us who watched Housewives want to think of her, we don't know her annnd...she does have the best body on the show and her boobs aren't fake wooo! I sure hope she stays natural

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009 @ 3:51pm
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