Hasbeen or Not? Anyone Still Care About Jennifer Lopez?
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this week at a ESPN Sports party in Miami.Just when you think she's gonna call it quits and play mommy for the rest of her life, Jennifer Lopez has something in the works! If this latest attempt falls flat, then expect to see Mommy JLo inducted into the Hasbeen Hall of Fame by Spring/Summer, 2010.
NEW ALBUM!
She's set to release her seventh studio album titled "Love?" in January 2010. Some of the names attached to the project include Danja, Jim Jonsin, Darkchild, Ryan Leslie, Chris ‘n’ Teeb, D'Mile, Johnta Austin, The Neptunes, Rock City, Stargate and Red One. Look for the first single to hit airwaves either October or November.
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hell.
fucking.
NO.
i didn't give a shit about this whore when she was carting her fat ass all over the Latin music scene 10 years ago, thinking she has singing talent.
fuck her.
she is no good.
in fact, she is AS useless as her husband. she'd be even worse if not for her hole to plug with a flesh torpedo.
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Nobody cares about her; the only reason she is putting out a new album is because she is broke.
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i really care because i still think she is hot, i am a big fan of her
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Skilligan... I think you're alone this time.
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look up diva in the dictionary and she should be there
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No thanks for Jenny from da block
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She's the case study of what happens when you give Puerto Rican ghetto bitches money.
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Calling her Puerto Rican is an insult to Puerto Rico. I just got back from there and loved it. JLO is a fraud. She only claimed PR when she married the skinny PR guy.
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WOW.
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Absolutely correct.
My neighbor is a physician and he dumped his fiancee who was a physician also for some Puerto Rican skank whose mother has 8 kids with 6 different fathers.
This chick was an absolute nothing, he fixed her teeth, put her through college and now she is the most arrogant stuck up thing in the world..until her trash family and drug dealer brothers come to visit and then she is not so arrogant anymore.
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That sounds like the premise of a Lifetime Channel movie! send me the script
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Not a bad idea, let me see what I can come up with.
Her always drunk mother is the best part of the story.
No front teeth either.
Classic.
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no
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Hey I care about the lack of Skeletor jokes if Jello and her CorpseGroom fell off the map.
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I can't stand this bitch and her ugly ass Skeletor husband.
They are beyond arrogant and as they say extra.
They never dress or act normal.
Everytime you see them they are always in super expensive clothes and rolling around in a Rolls Royce Phantom or something equivalent.
I really think they think they are some fucking king and queen of the world or something.
It makes me smile that she no longer has any kind of career and yet still keeps burning through the cash.
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If it wasnt for her role in Selena movie, she would of be a "Neverbeen", talentless hack that she is.
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she was on in living color before that
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and barely anyone realised that until after the fact.
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WIN!
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Not as hot as she was ten years ago, but still much hotter than most women.
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She needs to show off that fat ass more and less "singing" please.
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I am surprised given that she is a member of that cult Scientology that they haven't provided JLo some part in a Tom Cruise movie or something.
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To answer the post. No I don't care. She hasn't given me a boner since about 1999. NEXT!!!
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It's amazing how irrelevant she's become since the early 2000s. I remember in high school how huge she was, and I found her so pretty and she had good catchy songs, now she's just so boring. No one cares anymore!
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Jennifer Lopez needs better (i.e. more revealing) outfits, that is, unless she wants to become a soccer mom. She still looks good and was ridiculously hot in that backless gown at the Golden Globes. Ergo, she can have her way with me anytime.
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'love', why not use a less cliched album title ????
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we may not care about her, but she could care LESS about us, she is not a has been, she is a MULTI-MILLIONARE, she called it quits when SHE wanted, not when she was fading.
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guess I'm the one who never did care & still don't
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I wanna see one of y'alls so-called hotties look this fashionable and photogenic after their stardom, pregnancies and at that age. Megan Fox with her skanky tattoos will look like a trailer park grandma by then!!
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I dont care.. and someone please kill that guy behind Jlo.
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