Hasbeen or Not? Anyone Still Care About Jessica Alba?


These were snapped a couple days back at the 2009 Clinton Global Initiative opening reception in New York City. I guess this is how celebrities fan the flames of self-importance in their inflated heads or maybe I'm just being bitter?

One question which will forever plague mankind: Is it possible to calculate exactly when a celebrity becomes a hasbeen?

Is it based purely on fading hotness? Lack of projects? Lack of successful projects? Or, maybe a ruthless combination of all these factors?

Well, if her career has anything to say, then unfortunately, Jessica Alba will be around for a while. Even after creating so many shitty & unsuccessful movies, this woman still manages to get her ass into new projects. What the fuck?! Last we checked, she wasn't Jewish, so we're gonna assume Cash allows her to give head to only directors and producers.

Whatever the case, believe it or not, but J.Alba has five projects in the works. After winning multiplea Razzie Awards for Worst Actress over the years, expectations aren't too high for any of them, so that totally works to her advantage.

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Wow. She looks...Happy...

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 12:30pm
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i still care.

i still care enough to call her the biggest, dirtiest, filthiest, skankiest, bitchiest cuntrag on the face of the planet now, then, and forever more.

fucking cunty bitch.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 12:32pm
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FUCK sounds to me like she once turned u down or smthing....?

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:06pm
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i'm a fucking normal dude. i have never been closer to her than when i was jerking it to her Maxim spread 10 years ago. she is a shitty actrees, an utter bitch, and thinks WAY too highly of herself.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:15pm
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ok i got ur point :)

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 2:53pm
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i havent cared for a while. she's like an upgrade of audrina patridge because their respective "acting" skills are on the same playing field.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 12:42pm
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guess im trying to say i dont know how she is as famous as she is...which isnt that famous...i hope.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 12:43pm
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Always thought she was average by Hollywood standards, but in this picture set, she is really looking washed out.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 12:44pm
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When Dark Angel first came out, I thought she was awesome. My friends & I shared her first Maxim issue...because it was THAT mindblowingly hot. I don't know what happened to her, but the cute & coy Jessica Alba morphed into this high & mighty my-shit-doesn't-stink bitch monster shell of her former self. I miss the old cute Jessica Alba.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 12:50pm
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I agree. Dark Angel was her pinnacle. She was then what I think Eliza Dushku is in DOLLHOUSE now..... HOT!

But all the smoke James Cameron blew up her young ass and all the manspunk he no doubt blew all over her cute face, made her think she was better than she really was. Then she got skinnier and bitchier and blonder and then she had the baby and as WISEBLOOD so eloquently put it... became a cuntrag!

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 2:27pm
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That's pretty much what happened. And I'd like to slap whoever told her that she could play Susan Storm-Richards in the Fantastic Four movies. She looked like a Real Doll.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 2:30pm
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in a word, NO. in a few more, haven't in a long time because, well, as said above.... she's turned into everything no celebrity who wants to keep fans and keep working should ever become. A complete cunt with a splintery wooden pole permanently lodged up her bitchy little ass. the only way she'll ever draw a crowd to a movie, that doesn't have some well respected actor, is going to be to get naked. even then, I promise i'd pirate that shit just out of spite. FUCK THIS BITCH

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:06pm
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hideous velvet dress? check
grandma's tights and mary janes? check
bad hair & makeup? check
overrated and done career? check

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:07pm
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bad hair day, but i diggydidig the dress:) and dont give a shit about her

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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and yes, i think she HASBEEN

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:09pm
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finished

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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"Hasbeen" is a perfect way of describing her. I've never found her attractive, really. She always looks so snotty and bitchy.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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Something has always bothered be about her bf/husband. Now I get it, he looks like a latino version of Spencer Pratt.. :/

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:17pm
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I hate this ugly bitch

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:22pm
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she's a fucking cunt. i fucking hope she dies very soon. her husband is a mooching loser as well.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 1:54pm
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Is she still trying to claim she isn't Hispanic? That's reason enough to think she's an idiot.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 2:18pm
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She may be a bitch but she has dreamy skin and a very attractive face and body.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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Yeah, I think most of us stopped caring right around the time she got pregnant... that's why Megan Fox had to be rushed into production.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 3:17pm
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he looks too good for her. ok seriously she needs to do something better with her hair

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 3:28pm
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I still care very much however this outfit and her hair are straight blah.Looks like Cash is dressing her.Speaking of Cash,here's 1 of many DAMN U CASH WARREN.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 4:36pm
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She isn't finished. Oh such a fickle audience... You will all love her again once Sin City 2 has been released etc. You'll like her because the media will over-expose her all over again and tell you to like her. There's nothing like a little media brain-washing to tell the sheep of society what to think.
I agree that she's never been the same since her ultra sexy, and adorable Dark Angel days. But she is still naturally more beautiful than the majority or Hollywood plastic bints with fake tits, fake noses, fake teeth and fake sychophantic personalities. The only thing fake about Jess is her hideous hair.
Nevertheless, she does look awful here and has a questionable stylist.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 5:29pm
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yes her face and body are still beautiful. The hair is bad but its easy to change. I dont know who is styling her but i think they may be jealous of her or something!

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:17pm
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nope i never liked her. it's just now more people are saying similar things. i never felt the hype/never cared or believed.so i'm not fickle at all. hell no more alba or no more megan fox please.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 10:31pm
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The only people who hate her are bitter, hateful, jealous women and bitter, hateful, desperate men who live in their grandmother's basements. She's hot, always has been, always will be. Get the fuck over it. None of you know her personally, so stop being pathetic and hating for no reason.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:08pm
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how bout cause she has no talent? this chick is a lousy actress

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 8:23pm
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She is an awful actress, but I still love her. She's just so nice to look at (aside from the frequent bouts of jealousy her stylist seems to have). Jess is undeniable eye-candy.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 8:48pm
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So untalented people deserved to be hated?

My point was: There are a significant number of individuals who live with resentment against Jessica Alba. Why? What did she ever do to anybody?
As far as I'm concerned, she's never made any offensive comments in the media. She has stated that she doesn't want to be called a "Latina" because she is only half mexican, but was born and raised in America and doesn't even speak spanish. She went on to say that she is just as Latina as Cameron Diaz, yet people never call Cameron latina because she is blonde and blue eyed. That offended some people, especially hispanics, but I don't see anything wrong with what she said. She has also said that she is not sexy and does not want to be a sex symbol.

IMO, none of those comments warrant hatred towards her. To hate somebody you do not know is quite pathetic and a big fucking waste of time.

I've seen some people wishing death upon her. I mean, REALLY?

She's not talented and maybe she doesn't deserve most of the attention she has gotten over the years, but blame that on the media and on the people for wanting to see more of her, not her.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 10:32pm
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*deserve

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 10:32pm
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'None of you know her personally, so stop being pathetic and hating for no reason.'

vince, based on that there would no hate toward anyone on this site. why don't you get over it/ that the crowd/tide has turned a bit against one of your faves. smile... :)

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 10:33pm
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I guess we haven't been catching her interviews etc Down Under in Oz so it's amazing to see her totally bagged as snobby by so many Bastards. Still have stiffening memories, though, of her in Sin City - standing on that bar dressed as a cowgirl, cracking whip in hand...

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:18pm
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right now I'll say hasbeen but she could pull up and be on top again..

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 6:18pm
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what a gorgeous woman.. but not here.. she makes a much better brunette.
She doesnt even look like herself in these.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 8:01pm
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Hideous DRESS
Hideous Makeup
Hideous Hair

Ultimate Fugly bitch

She looks like a granny

Step it up Albatross

Never thought this woman was hot
Never will

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 8:27pm
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Yeah, maybe you are right. Perhaps she can aspire to be a car show model someday.

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 8:33pm
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at least she works for a living and didn't get implants and fuck rich old men for a living

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 8:35pm
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HAHAHAHAHA

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 10:34pm
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I'm a dancer aswell
so suck a dick

anyways
Jessica is always gunna be uglyy

and LMAO i donot have implants

and I dont fuck rich old men
I just go and keep them company
there is a difference
Sex is entirely consensual
You faggits
learn something

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 2:15am
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bad dye job

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 1:49am
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She's still attractive, but her best days are long gone. She's looking skinny these days, too.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 1:58am
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This makes me long for her Flipper days. At least there were possibilities back then.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 2:39am
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wtf? it looks like she shaved her head a little while ago. lol wtf?

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 9:19am
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I still care.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 10:52am
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I don't give a shit bout her
ugly face, ugly husband, ugly dress, ugly hair color and style, ugly character,ugly shoes and NO TALENT.
She's def. a HASBEEN.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 4:08pm
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wow muffin you've changed

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 9:24pm
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haha no I was just in a bad mood.No need to be worried my dear. :)

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 @ 2:35pm
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What's with all the arguing lately? I blame it on the name change for this site.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 5:56pm
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bowser. there's more arguing now than/ when you first started posting ???

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 10:37pm
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When she dresses like that no.At the beach for sure

Saturday, September 26th, 2009 @ 7:58pm
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overrated as hell...look at her face...it's so sunken in....and that chin reminds me of a male jawline...her man looks better than usual.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 6:51pm
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i never cared about her. do i now get some cool points around here ???

yep, i'm waiting for the snitty reply.... ;)

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 10:38pm
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