Have You Seen Megan Fox's Ass On The Big Screen Yet?
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I saw the new trailer on the big screen yesterday when I caught "Wolverine" late last night. When Megan Fox's ass appeared on the big screen, I swear there was a concerted "Holy shit!" chant by all the dudes in the theater. Pretty damn hilarious, to say the least.
For those of you who haven't seen it yet:
























No thanks.
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Lmao...fucking loser.
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what ass?
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I'll take the yellow mustang with Megan in it..the hell with the rest..lol
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She often teeters on the brink of being skanky sometimes. The shot of her opening Bumblebee's hood in the first "Transformers" is hotter than this.
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BONY ASS,SKINNY,PLASTIC,OVERLY MADE UP.NO THANKS,I LIKE NATURAL GIRLS WITH SOME MEAT ON.
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Hello there CathyK you fatso. Everyone knows you also post as Jason.
Stupid cow
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WHO'S CATHYK?
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stop trying to give the impression that you're me, d*, you fucking loser.
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I'm still looking for her ass because it's not on the screen. Anyone seen it? It appears to be lost.
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This chic looks like the kind of girl that would fuck anything that moves to become famous.
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Wow! Why all the hate? Oh right im sorry I meant why all the jealousy?
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probably one of the most gratuitous movie scene ever (but I love it)
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megan is so hot, she's famous already, she don't do nudity like mega whore angelina jolie. the end
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HAS MANY PLASTIC SURGERY,BAD SKIN,NO ASS,HORSE FACE, SKINNY,SOMETIMES LOOKS TRANNY,SHORT,NO TALENT,SHE USED TO BE UGLY BEFORE ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY AND SHE'S OVERRATED IS THE UGLY UGLY VERSION OF ANGELINA JOLIE.BAR REFAELI AND ADRIANA LIMA ARE WAY HOTTER.
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Skinny?! How is she skinny?
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I love Shia...
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She has no ass to speak of but she can really pull that hot rider chick look off.
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I think i am going die from watching transformers 2!
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You guys are so full of shit. Why don't you all stop fooling yourselfs and admit that she's hot. "but not I don't like fake girls....she's got no ass....she ain't my type..." YEAH WHATEVER BITCHES....wake up already and stop pretending she ain't hot. like you guys are hanging out with hotter chicks.
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she has no ass...nice tits and face but no rump to hump
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i dont see any ass can you?????????
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