Hayden Panettiere @ Armani Exchange's Watch Launch Party
Friday, April 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

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And as for these pics in hand: What can we say about Hayden Panettiere that we haven't already said before (stumpy, midget, dwarf, small person, aaaw, so cute, etc, etc.)? Another hottie also in attendance at this event was Sophia Bush. Did you catch what she was wearing?
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- Hayden Panettiere & Her First Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy
- A Bastardly Minute With... Hayden Panettiere's Meaty Thighs! Ow!























She looks so sub-average it hurts my good taste.
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That's okay, I'll take her. I think Hayden is gorgeous personally, and it means I have yet another person to take off the list of people who are competition for her and my other lust objects.
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plain jane with no brain
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she looks better in these pics than she has in any others i can remember. the dress fits her perfectly. very hot.
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This moron is very immature! She is always complaining and acting like a punk. Her attitude and personality are a turn off.
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I wanna lick her pooper.
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Lick it clean?
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it looks like someone took a 40 year old woman's face and sewed it on to this midget body.
what a waste of time.
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She looks tired.
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Confident, beautiful and intelligent women scare the fuck out of some of you bastards, don't they?
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yes, i know i am scary. but what does this have to do with Hayden Panetistump?
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intelligent? surely you can't be referring to her.
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What evidence do you have that proves she isn't?
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she hasn't put two & two together and realized that she needs acting lessons?
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Yeah, like you know fuck all about acting, dude. You would freeze up like a deer if someone pointed a camera at your nasty face with all of that five o'clock shadow.
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wtf... Are you actully using that as an argument? :S
This girl cant act, enough said.
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How can such a young girl already have wrinkles on her forehead?
I can't imagine what she'll look like when she's 30.
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maybe no botox?
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I'm 26, going on 27, and I don't have a single wrinkle. She's 20 so she shouldn't even be thinking about stuff like botox. For her to have wrinkles on her forehead at 20 she must take really bad care of her skin.
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Forehead wrinkles come with the habit of raising your eyebrows. It has nothing to do with age.
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She is gorgeous. Fine with me that the queers and the cunts don't like her, because that's exactly what is expected of you: to hate pretty young girls.
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I think she is cute and has beautiful features from head to toe, who cares if she is petite, it would be easier to flip her around during sex!
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