Hayden Panettiere & Her Squished Boobies @ 2009 Golden Globes
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

So, how did everyone like our favorite lil' midget's performance at the Golden Globes? For someone who pretty much has no boobies, Hayden really does a horrible job in detracting attention away from them...
Anyway, Hayden's show Heroes premieres on February 2nd. Here's the tagline: "In 2009, they'll be hunted...they'll be captured...they'll need each other." Watch the Heroes: Fugitives preview.
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Here's Hayden with Zac Efron @ the Golden Globes

























I'd fuck her so gently....
But you gotta be shitting me....what the fuck is that stupid tattoo on the side of her back? Why does every fucking female absolutely HAVE to have a tattoo these days? Fucking stupid!
Big PapiReply to this Comment
I agree with Big Papi about the tattoo. Other than that, she looks pretty. She's a cute girl.
RhondaReply to this Comment
FYI: Never do that.
GolianoReply to this Comment
I did a search on the word "Vivere" and the first thing that popped up was a restaurant in Chicago. I thought, "Damn, that must be some good fucking restaurant."
ACEReply to this Comment
LOL! You're right. The first two pages were restaurant links.
RhondaReply to this Comment
It means "to live" in Italian. Hopefully, she just sticks with the one tattoo and doesn't get all crazy like Megan Fox. People who have tattoos, tell me they are very addictive.
ACEReply to this Comment
Let's hope so. They look tacky when they go to black-tie events. And, I've heard the same thing from my friends that have them.
RhondaReply to this Comment
it's also the latin word for 'to live', maybe she's trying to trick us into thinking she's smart
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She should try a little harder. No?
RhondaReply to this Comment
indeed, starting with covering up her stumpy limbs, that would be a smart move imo, I don't know, looking at them makes me feel....awkward
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She's so pretty. I LOVE green eyes.
/my weakness
Racer XReply to this Comment
green and light brown eyes are the prettiest
concubineReply to this Comment
As much as some people case about her size, I think she is near perfect...this chicks got everything a guy would one, at least I would want, anyway...
MundoReply to this Comment
shes quite a superb little cutie
like mundo says what more could you want really
psm88Reply to this Comment
This is what a tree stump looks like in a dress!
Auntie KristReply to this Comment
I have made no bones about the fact that I hate this troll. And guess what, that hasn't changed. Tats are addictive tho. I think If you're in the spotlight alot you should at least make them tasteful, or keep them hidden.
PeccaviReply to this Comment
No doubt she's pretty..but if we're honest we'll admit she has no business in that strapless dress.
She looks like she has pecs instead of breasts.
HoneyReply to this Comment
Nice man arms.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Hayden's hidin' all the goods! Still cute 'n'sexy as f**k, though.
GolianoReply to this Comment
she only has the one..look at Angelina who is covered & gets over 10 million per movie, go figure. Christina Ricci has 8 or 9 & the list goes on.
Just remember they are a lifetime thing & if you are stupid to put someone's name on you then break-up the tat is still there. Don't be a moron & go to where you got it & cry like a baby "I hete him/her take it off again." that is always good for a daily laff.
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Meh
LiloReply to this Comment
"i'd fuck her so gently", why?, Id pound her ass so hard i wouldnt be able to move for months.
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ok first and for-most, how disgusting are u people for rippin up such a young beautiful girl. she is over and beyond the average looks of any human being. how dare you. i bet none of u look like this or have had a girlfriend that look as good . and even if u do your personality is ugly which at the end of the day makes u ugly and your probably not that happy, no u aren't happy. u people (who was rippin on her) need serious attitude adjustments. grow up
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Well I'm sorry, Chris Crocker. But that's just the way the internet is.
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and with the sexual comments; u guys are just sick f*#ks. those comment are just beyond creepy, rapist creepy
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i agree, we don't need this unnecessary attacks to celebs this early year... theres thousands of morons, mental retarded people out there wants to get arrested everyday
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She's gorgeous. How could a guy not love Hayden?
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She is the hottest 'lil spinner on TV. Super-cute.
Bang-shang-a-lang!
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I would bang her many many times before I got tired
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Full tattoo reads “Vivere senza rimipianti”
which means in italian ”Live without regrets”
(except that it has a typo: it should read
“Vivere sanza rimpianti”
but it reads
“Vivere sanza rimipianti”)
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