Hef's Twins Kristina & Karissa Shannon Get Some Weed!
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: GABO/bauergriffinonline.comDAMNNNNNNN YOU, HEF!! I can't believe Hef has bought out these two hotties for so damn cheap! If you guys wanna learn the exact terms of their hush-hush agreement with Master Hugh Hefner, check out an older article in which Hef's former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson comes clean about her life @ the Playboy Mansion.
Anyway, these were pics were snapped yesterday as the twin hotties hit up a medicinal marijuana store in Los Angeles. I guess free weed is just one of the many perks of sexing up Hugh Hefner...

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- Kendra Wilkinson Gets Engaged!! Hef Has Girlfriend Job Openings!
- Who Attended Playboy's "2009 Midsummer Night's Dream" Party?

























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It helps stave of the glaucoma.
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HOT Twins...on DRUGS!!..now that's fucking HOT!!!!....it's like heaven!!
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no just twins... on drugs. There will be no mention of the word 'hot' in that sentence.
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any pair of twins that don't look like fucking venus william or bai ling are a HOT pair...and this 2 are pretty HOT...maybe 1 alone is just regular looking, but as a couple there HOT!!
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Wow Really - thats odd because I see a picture of them and a picture of a medicinal marijuana store - so what!
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DRUGS ARE PRETTY
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They're really not that hot. There are a dozen girls just like them in any mall.
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What's this "mall" shit all the time? Come up with a new reference point, willya!? Expand your horizons. Jeeze!!
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There's a dozen girls like that at any high school.
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Actually, there's not. Segregation, ya know.
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Those two would definitely need to be baked to fuck me. I used to fuck a woman twice my size who would make me take a shower before I was allowed to touch her, and when we were done, she would take a shower immediately. That being said, the thought of fucking these two girls while stoned gives me the ball squirts.
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So what is the condition their doctor wrote the prescription for?
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Migraine headaches or anxiety. I have a perscription, just like everyone else in Cali. I don't have any condition, but you have to tell the doctor(quack) something, so people normally say they have migrains.
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Leave it to Hef to pick a couple of the most average blondes to hit the 21st century to be his bimbos. the act is old Hef. you were ONCE the coolest guy on the planet. now you just walk around in a geriatric get up with a captain hat. fucking lame dude.
find some brunettes that look like WOMEN. these just look like lost little college girls. and they look boring in the sack.
sorry hef. you have jumped the shark just like your tired, old, boring magazine.
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clearly they have glaucoma, clearly
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wiseblood speaks the truth
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I don't know where some of you live that you see girls like this "everywhere," that there is nothing hot about them at all, that you could find numerous girls that look like this at your local mall. I wish I lived where you live. Sounds like a nice place. Which makes me wonder why you're so angry. If these types of girls are everywhere, then why not get one for yourself and clean out your pipes a little bit. Might make you calm down a little bit.
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is the fact that they r 2..that's the hot part of these bitches..1 alone it look's regular, not even that hot...but 2 of them...our sexual mind start working!!
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It's called "Hollywood."
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Both are pretty but they look so young, Damn that Hef. I only dream about it but he actually does it..What money can do..
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thats interesting... people that smokes weed around makes you back off from 1000 ft away... and also weed isn't good for you daily doze... and its illegal some other states as possture
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Why oh why is marijuana illegal and alcohol isn't? I'm not saying alcohol should be illegal but come on, it causes more deaths a year and has no medicinal purposes. Whats more fucked up is you can still be arrested even if you have a prescription since federal law overrides state laws. I love seeing commercials just targeting pot use. What about prescription drugs, and meth, shit like that. That would make sense since they actually kill people. I think Kat Williams said it best: when you smoke you get happy, hungry, & then sleepy. Sorry for the rant, back to the subject at hand these girls are pretty hot but it is kinda freaky that they most likely get intimate with an 82 year old man. They are only like what 18? I don't care how rich he is, its kinda creepy.
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Fat faces. No shape. I think the video game characters they had in that one issue are better looking.
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MEH!
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karissa and kristina are weird names
lmao
but they just arent that pretty:S
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