Heidi Montag: Bikini Photoshoot During Mexico Honeymoon
Friday, May 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Yesterday we saw Heidi and Spencer camera whore their way back through LAX returning from their second Mexico honeymoon. During the honeymoon Heidi found time to lose the SARS mask and do a bikini photoshoot. Odds are that during this photoshoot was our best chance for Heidi to have contracted swine flu. Couldn't you imagine these two fame whores claiming to have contracted it just for press? I don't know for some reason it seems like something that wouldn't be a far stretch for something Spencer would do.
"They're freaking out about the swine flu," Pratt's sister Stephanie told Entertainment Weekly. "They wanna take a private jet home because they're scared to go to the international airport, but it's way too expensive." Source
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There is no purer product of Los Angeles right now than Heidi Montag. She is smoking hot, repellent, canny, vulgar, washed up and cutting edge. I would just as soon fuck that incredible body of hers as run her over with my car if she was walking the street. She has an incredible ass and legs and disgusting fake tits. She is plastic yet looks as inviting as a warm blanket and a hot cup of tea. That she embodies all of these contradicitons is precisely why she is a celebrity, why people will come on this site to mock her, praise her, vilify her, and pledge themselves to the power of what is most likely a championship-grade vagina. I can't wait until she does a nude spread in Playboy. I will masturbate to her pictures and then punish myself for doing so. In other words, I love you Heidi Montag and I want to kill you.
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Touche! Could not have said it better myself.
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You are nuts, Go live in a jail cell fucker.
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Always funny when someone playing with themselves calls another person nuts.
Keep stroking it, San Diego. You'll feel something eventually.
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San Diego is right, Go live in a jail celler you disorderly conduct!
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Hahahahaha what a genius comment! i love it, you have pretty much got it in one
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She looks like a 'tard with her mouth agape like that. And, damn, that chin . . .
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there are two kinds of girls in this life.
ones for Marrying,respecting and starting a family and a life with.
and ones for Filthy,unprotected Balls Deep Anal.
Guess which one Heidi Montag is?
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Honeymoon, eh? Then she's looking freshly fucked...
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She looks like Kendra in the first pic.
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She's looking good, for a some sort of Barbie doll
I'd hit it and enjoy her squeeking
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Someone needs to put her and Spencer in a snuff film.
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i'll bankroll the damn thing.
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She looks amazingly hot - I can care less about her personality, brains, and penmanship!!!
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i'm from mexico and i wish they would take their douche asses to another country i cannot stand these two
countdown to 'divorce' (can you get a divorce from a fake marriage?) 3... 2... 1...
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LOL!
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i hope these two dumb asses are busy getting 3 strains of the Swine Flu.
fuck them.
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THIS GIRL IS NASTY AND USELESS. SHES ALL PLASTIC AND HAS A HUGE CHIN. JAYYYY LENO.
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I am disgusted with myself. I hate that I find her so hot.
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more like horse flu. or horse-face flu
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man this bitch got a big chin!
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Nice body...shame about the face
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Great ass and legs. Horrible everything from the shoulders up.
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She looks ready for playboy and I think she would be a tremendous porn star.
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ugly horse face, why is she even famous?
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Her ass is nice plus her legs too, I don't care about her, I think she's alright for me.
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wow dude, she got a horse face and needs a brown bagg, so shut up
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why isn't this fake and ugly horse face brown bagged?, that is a butterface for sure.
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Is she really that important?
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That ass needs some probing...and I volunteer.
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Dr. Ray Bloom
well put sir..well put.
i want to give her Balls Deep Anal and then show her the Door.
how Dispicable
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