Heidi Montag & Douche Pratt Camera Whoring On Mother's Day


Not that I give a shit or anything, but when will these two have a public breakup (that no one will give a shit about)? I have a feeling they secretly hate each other, but remain together only because it helps pay the bills.

Anyway, when they do breakup, I can totally see one of these two going crazy & physically hurting one another---either Spencer Pratt will get his winky chopped off (I hate to wish that upon anyone) or Heidi Montag gets a public beat down in front of the papz (from a hired gun, of course, b/c it's fairly obvious that Spencer Pratt is too much of a pussy to do it himself).

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who gives a fuck.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 8:36am
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BTW, who the fuck are these people?

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 10:47am
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it's unfortunate that a head that looks like Heidi's is attached to the rest of her body (minus those miserable looking fake tits).

she has really rocking legs and a decent stomach.

her face is just damn fugly. fucking Jay Leno chin.

and spencer is a fucking douche.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 10:50am
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She does have some beautiful legs.

He's just gross to look at.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:28pm
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Heidi does have a rockin body...but I am tired of them

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 11:33am
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Heidi Montag has gone from the person I wanted to see run over by a car the most to the girl I want to fuck more than anyone. Her body is unbelievable. And that douche might be her "husband," but it's a fact that what he is really is is her pimp. No shit. Heidi is number one of the I Have To Fuck List for the discriminating connoiseur of hot young snatch in Los Angeles. Why the press haven't latched onto that yet is kind of weird.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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These two are bags of irrelevance. I hope they get eaten by a tiger or something on that new reality show.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:32pm
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They should shoot an episode at Sigfried & Roy's mansion.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:39pm
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I hate these two scum sucking whores.

However, I'd take them over a gift wrapped Lauren Conrad anyday.

I f-ing HATE the Hills. The cast and its creators should be cannon shot into the nearest active volcano.

Whores

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:32pm
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OMGsh! This is the second time I've seen you express anger and it shocked me...for the second time.

I LOVED YOUR COMMENT, though.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:37pm
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haha how funny! Im passionate when it comes to hating the hills. I hate when i go on facebook and everbody's status is centred around what's happening with Lauren Conrad's job/boyriend/vagina etc.

I hate the hills.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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Thank goodness my Facebook people don't watch it. Our statuses are bitchfests about our jobs, kids, and hubbies. :(

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 4:08pm
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So, what is happening with LC's vagina? Do I need to start holding back a bit?

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 3:09pm
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No, apparently she has a massive one lol. I don't know if i believe that and it's pretty nasty. Probably some horrible ex spreading rumours. Still don't like her though. She's so controlling on the hills, she reminds me of this bitch who i used to be friends with when i was younger who hated me being happy. Whatever girls are bitches.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 3:14pm
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That sounds like junglegirl. Have you met?

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 4:16pm
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aw that old lady is too cute. as for heidi, i actually saw a funny teeshirt today that read 'sun tanning doesnt cover up ugly!'
and neither does fake blonde hair, makeup, a ridiculous awkward giant purse.....

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 4:34pm
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Why isn't she in porn? She looks like one.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 4:42pm
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I mean she looks like a pornstar.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 4:43pm
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heidi montag has rockin bod, thats all!

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 10:07pm
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