Heidi Montag & Douche Pratt Camera Whoring On Mother's Day
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

Not that I give a shit or anything, but when will these two have a public breakup (that no one will give a shit about)? I have a feeling they secretly hate each other, but remain together only because it helps pay the bills.
Anyway, when they do breakup, I can totally see one of these two going crazy & physically hurting one another---either Spencer Pratt will get his winky chopped off (I hate to wish that upon anyone) or Heidi Montag gets a public beat down in front of the papz (from a hired gun, of course, b/c it's fairly obvious that Spencer Pratt is too much of a pussy to do it himself).
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who gives a fuck.
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+1
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useless
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Morons.
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BTW, who the fuck are these people?
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it's unfortunate that a head that looks like Heidi's is attached to the rest of her body (minus those miserable looking fake tits).
she has really rocking legs and a decent stomach.
her face is just damn fugly. fucking Jay Leno chin.
and spencer is a fucking douche.
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She does have some beautiful legs.
He's just gross to look at.
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Heidi does have a rockin body...but I am tired of them
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Heidi Montag has gone from the person I wanted to see run over by a car the most to the girl I want to fuck more than anyone. Her body is unbelievable. And that douche might be her "husband," but it's a fact that what he is really is is her pimp. No shit. Heidi is number one of the I Have To Fuck List for the discriminating connoiseur of hot young snatch in Los Angeles. Why the press haven't latched onto that yet is kind of weird.
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These two are bags of irrelevance. I hope they get eaten by a tiger or something on that new reality show.
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They should shoot an episode at Sigfried & Roy's mansion.
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I hate these two scum sucking whores.
However, I'd take them over a gift wrapped Lauren Conrad anyday.
I f-ing HATE the Hills. The cast and its creators should be cannon shot into the nearest active volcano.
Whores
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OMGsh! This is the second time I've seen you express anger and it shocked me...for the second time.
I LOVED YOUR COMMENT, though.
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haha how funny! Im passionate when it comes to hating the hills. I hate when i go on facebook and everbody's status is centred around what's happening with Lauren Conrad's job/boyriend/vagina etc.
I hate the hills.
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Thank goodness my Facebook people don't watch it. Our statuses are bitchfests about our jobs, kids, and hubbies. :(
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So, what is happening with LC's vagina? Do I need to start holding back a bit?
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LOL!
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No, apparently she has a massive one lol. I don't know if i believe that and it's pretty nasty. Probably some horrible ex spreading rumours. Still don't like her though. She's so controlling on the hills, she reminds me of this bitch who i used to be friends with when i was younger who hated me being happy. Whatever girls are bitches.
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That sounds like junglegirl. Have you met?
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aw that old lady is too cute. as for heidi, i actually saw a funny teeshirt today that read 'sun tanning doesnt cover up ugly!'
and neither does fake blonde hair, makeup, a ridiculous awkward giant purse.....
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Why isn't she in porn? She looks like one.
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I mean she looks like a pornstar.
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heidi montag has rockin bod, thats all!
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