Heidi Montag @ Maxim's 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration

Heidi Montag ranked #81 on the Hot 100... you know who #82 is? Emma Watson. Heidi also ranked higher than Minka Kelly (#84) and Joanna Krupa (#92). Gotta love Maxim!!!

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the list is fraudulent but her body now looks good, she invested the money well

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:11pm
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Maxim is written by retards for retards. Taking it seriously is just as stupid and pointless as the magazine itself.

Heidi, meanwhile, is worth less than a plastic grocery bag. At least the bag contributes something to society.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:25pm
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You have been on fire all week!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 5:33pm
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Just fukcing die already.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:26pm
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Why the long face (don't shoot me now..)
page 5, she kinda resembles Rocky Dennis,
and also David Scwimmer (with the long face).

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:50pm
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I don't ever think I've pulled a 180 like I have with regard to Heidi Montag. A month ago I felt just like everyone else and hated her. Now I think she is smoking hot, and pretty smart to boot. The joke is on us, not her. Once you understand that she becomes very sexy.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:54pm
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This list has no credibility.....
Webster's defines buttaface as: See Heidi from "The Hills"

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:59pm
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Maxim is a magazine written by retards for retards.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:05pm
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Ass looks good to me. Not sure if it puts her in the top 100, but I cannot tell a lie. Very nice booty.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:07pm
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nasty. horse face jay leno chinned bitch

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:25pm
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She's got beautiful legs and a decent ass.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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I think the polish chick J. Krupa is way hotter.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 5:38pm
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BUTTAAA...cover that shittt

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:20pm
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wow, isn't she pretty huh, oh god, lol, she such a horse face!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:22pm
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Just do porn already and get it over with

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 5:51am
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The face is melting and Maxim is only suitable for toilet paper.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 6:03am
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remember when Maxim put Lindsay lohan as #1 last yr? wow they lost all credibility to me, not that this list or any hottest women's list can truly be taken seriously

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 4:15pm
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ITS A HORSE OF COURSE

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 11:41pm
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