Heidi Montag Pimps The Latest Playboy Issue @ "G.I. Joe" Premiere

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped last night at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Is it even possible for these two to get more annoying? I'm shocked they still get invites to big events. If anything, it makes me feel a little bit more worthless than I did before looking at these pics...

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heidi montag: the new face of the republican party. or is that horseface? she looks better than rush limbaugh though

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:04pm
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Agreed she looks better than Limbaugh, but who honestly looks at her face lol

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:08pm
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i dont know if she or the Demi Moore/Bruce Willis spawn has an uglier face

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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I think she looks great - other than she is a bit horse faced! I would hit it that's fo sho.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:15pm
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The cover is absolute shit. And it's not just because it's a picture of Heidi Montag.

I mean, really, she looks like she rolled around in the dumpster behind a soup kitchen for the homeless.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:25pm
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OMG this pictures are just silly and ridiculous. I mean why is he showin off with the magazine. Does he really think that more men are going to buy the new Playboy issue just because his horse faced whore is in it. She really achieved much in her live, she can really be proud of herself.First she was claiming to be a virgin and that both of them don't sin,than why is she presenting her body to thousands of men.That's just a contradiction. I can't stand them, he thinks hes the best and finest man in the world and she thinks that she is sexy and soooooooo pretty,but unfortunately they are deceiving themselves. They are just a pair of ugly ,arrogant and very disgusting camera loving sluts. Btw the coverpic is airbrushed as hell,but still she looks like a squarefaced idiot.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:26pm
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Oh hes is soooooooo gay,I could poke on his face.The shoes don't match to the dress.The dress looks simply fucked up and I meant horsefaced idiot. Bitch needs some apples and hay.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:31pm
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hef must be senile

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:35pm
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yup. he's been that way for a while now.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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Really how do you know?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 5:17pm
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They're not dead yet?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:36pm
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Yeah i was under the impression they'd been nuked.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:39pm
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I'm amazed Janice Dickinson hasn't put a curse of them. No one angers the Lich Queen and survives...

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 3:04pm
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im actually too depressed and tired today to even try to make a comment about these two...but.. you know what im thinking

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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This sucks. I want to read the Vonnegut thing.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:45pm
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so. ugly.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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i'd give spence $10 for a night with her just keep the light off that "FACE" and give him $15 for his sister..

is $10 to much should i start 5 ??

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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i fucking hate these 2
at least he doesnt have a creepy flesh colored beard
if this site gets those pics i wont even be clicking on them, she's nothing but a fucking waste of plastic and shit

i hope joe mchale makes fun of them on the soup about the playboy cover tonight =]

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 5:29pm
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Love how they covered half of her face with hair on the cover.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 5:59pm
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I guess this means their celebrity (said with a chuckle) is fading again. Must be using the only talent they have to get some more exposure. She may not be the top ten in the face, but you can't deny the fact she has a great body, real or not.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 6:08pm
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How much ridiculousness can two people stand?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 6:15pm
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I still want to f*ck her in the a$$.
Is that wrong?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 6:40pm
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No, you've just fallen into the Sin of Sodom, that's all.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 6:54pm
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didn't she have face surgery, what happened? she needs 76% more

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 7:09pm
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SHE LOOKS LIKE ROCKY FROM THE MOVIE MASK WITH CHER... YA'LL REMEMBA THAT ONE?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 8:56pm
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Ha ha I have always thought that too, I can't stand this ugly horse face and that douchebag can fuck off too.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 3:53am
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shameless cheap douchbag couple... please pleaseee let their 15 minutes fade already!!!

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 9:06pm
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I remember that movie she def does look like rocky,but the question is since she had her breasts done why couldnt she have her horrible chin done?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 9:17pm
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Here is a thought. Stop posting them up. the more people post them the more these two douche bags stay relevant.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 10:58pm
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No fucking kidding, Playboy + DTM Racing = Tares me up ridiculously!

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 2:08am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

.........

You're done. No more posting for you.

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 1:10pm
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LOL, I continue, sorry. Leave me interdependent.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 6:35pm
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Dude, get a new whatever your native laguage is - English translator. Please. Reading your comments are almost as bad as reading viagra spammer e-mails.

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 3:40pm
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He's been using "interdependent" quite a bit, lately... I wonder what he can do with "flatulent." My guess is he's in the prison library reading one page of the dictionary a day.

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 4:25pm
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in·ter·de·pen·dent (?n't?r-d?-p?n'd?nt)
adj. Mutually dependent: "Today, the mission of one institution can be accomplished only by recognizing that it lives in an interdependent world with conflicts and overlapping interests" (Jacqueline Grennan Wexler).

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 5:05pm
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Go to sleep, Caitie.

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 7:28pm
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Mommy, make it stop!

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 7:35am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Heidi Montag has 2 cunts, one of them is Spencer Pratt....

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 8:19am
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lol

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 4:13pm
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She should've wallowed in the mud again before hitting the black carpet... it captures her essence.

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 1:06pm
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ugh theye both so annoying and spencer looks gay and she has a horse jaw

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 1:07pm
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she better dam well be naked in that issue. Anybody know? Did I miss Moe's earlier capture of those photos??

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 @ 7:04pm
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No thanks

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 3:52am
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Who is Heidi Montag, and does she actually get naked in this spread of Playboy? OLIVIA PUNK ASS MUNN FAKED ME OUT ONCE BEFORE........So i'm wary.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 5:48am
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Fucking horse-faced montag, I suggest more last night jokes with conan o'brien.

Sunday, August 9th, 2009 @ 6:37pm
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Yakh OMG horse-face, big fucking man chin, this chick is ugly as hell
that guy, looks like a big giant-baby
they both look absolutely stupid and damn ugly,
their made for each other hehe

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 7:55am
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Please stop posting these two shitheads. Thank you.

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 4:33pm
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