Heidi Montag Pimps The Latest Playboy Issue @ "G.I. Joe" Premiere
Friday, August 7th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped last night at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
Is it even possible for these two to get more annoying? I'm shocked they still get invites to big events. If anything, it makes me feel a little bit more worthless than I did before looking at these pics...

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heidi montag: the new face of the republican party. or is that horseface? she looks better than rush limbaugh though
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Agreed she looks better than Limbaugh, but who honestly looks at her face lol
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i dont know if she or the Demi Moore/Bruce Willis spawn has an uglier face
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I think she looks great - other than she is a bit horse faced! I would hit it that's fo sho.
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The cover is absolute shit. And it's not just because it's a picture of Heidi Montag.
I mean, really, she looks like she rolled around in the dumpster behind a soup kitchen for the homeless.
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OMG this pictures are just silly and ridiculous. I mean why is he showin off with the magazine. Does he really think that more men are going to buy the new Playboy issue just because his horse faced whore is in it. She really achieved much in her live, she can really be proud of herself.First she was claiming to be a virgin and that both of them don't sin,than why is she presenting her body to thousands of men.That's just a contradiction. I can't stand them, he thinks hes the best and finest man in the world and she thinks that she is sexy and soooooooo pretty,but unfortunately they are deceiving themselves. They are just a pair of ugly ,arrogant and very disgusting camera loving sluts. Btw the coverpic is airbrushed as hell,but still she looks like a squarefaced idiot.
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Oh hes is soooooooo gay,I could poke on his face.The shoes don't match to the dress.The dress looks simply fucked up and I meant horsefaced idiot. Bitch needs some apples and hay.
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hef must be senile
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yup. he's been that way for a while now.
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Really how do you know?
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They're not dead yet?
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Yeah i was under the impression they'd been nuked.
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I'm amazed Janice Dickinson hasn't put a curse of them. No one angers the Lich Queen and survives...
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im actually too depressed and tired today to even try to make a comment about these two...but.. you know what im thinking
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This sucks. I want to read the Vonnegut thing.
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so. ugly.
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i'd give spence $10 for a night with her just keep the light off that "FACE" and give him $15 for his sister..
is $10 to much should i start 5 ??
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i fucking hate these 2
at least he doesnt have a creepy flesh colored beard
if this site gets those pics i wont even be clicking on them, she's nothing but a fucking waste of plastic and shit
i hope joe mchale makes fun of them on the soup about the playboy cover tonight =]
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Love how they covered half of her face with hair on the cover.
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I guess this means their celebrity (said with a chuckle) is fading again. Must be using the only talent they have to get some more exposure. She may not be the top ten in the face, but you can't deny the fact she has a great body, real or not.
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How much ridiculousness can two people stand?
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I still want to f*ck her in the a$$.
Is that wrong?
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No, you've just fallen into the Sin of Sodom, that's all.
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didn't she have face surgery, what happened? she needs 76% more
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SHE LOOKS LIKE ROCKY FROM THE MOVIE MASK WITH CHER... YA'LL REMEMBA THAT ONE?
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Ha ha I have always thought that too, I can't stand this ugly horse face and that douchebag can fuck off too.
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shameless cheap douchbag couple... please pleaseee let their 15 minutes fade already!!!
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I remember that movie she def does look like rocky,but the question is since she had her breasts done why couldnt she have her horrible chin done?
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Here is a thought. Stop posting them up. the more people post them the more these two douche bags stay relevant.
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No fucking kidding, Playboy + DTM Racing = Tares me up ridiculously!
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.........
You're done. No more posting for you.
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LOL, I continue, sorry. Leave me interdependent.
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Dude, get a new whatever your native laguage is - English translator. Please. Reading your comments are almost as bad as reading viagra spammer e-mails.
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He's been using "interdependent" quite a bit, lately... I wonder what he can do with "flatulent." My guess is he's in the prison library reading one page of the dictionary a day.
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in·ter·de·pen·dent (?n't?r-d?-p?n'd?nt)
adj. Mutually dependent: "Today, the mission of one institution can be accomplished only by recognizing that it lives in an interdependent world with conflicts and overlapping interests" (Jacqueline Grennan Wexler).
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Go to sleep, Caitie.
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Mommy, make it stop!
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Heidi Montag has 2 cunts, one of them is Spencer Pratt....
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lol
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She should've wallowed in the mud again before hitting the black carpet... it captures her essence.
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ugh theye both so annoying and spencer looks gay and she has a horse jaw
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she better dam well be naked in that issue. Anybody know? Did I miss Moe's earlier capture of those photos??
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No thanks
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Who is Heidi Montag, and does she actually get naked in this spread of Playboy? OLIVIA PUNK ASS MUNN FAKED ME OUT ONCE BEFORE........So i'm wary.
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Fucking horse-faced montag, I suggest more last night jokes with conan o'brien.
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Yakh OMG horse-face, big fucking man chin, this chick is ugly as hell
that guy, looks like a big giant-baby
they both look absolutely stupid and damn ugly,
their made for each other hehe
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Please stop posting these two shitheads. Thank you.
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