Heidi Montag: Playboy Magazine Pics, September 2009!
Monday, August 17th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
We figured we'd do our part by helping Heidi Montag & Super Douche Spencer Pratt with their campaign to incessantly pimp September's issue of Playboy. They seem to have a copy of the magazine on them at all times---wether they're walking through an airport, shopping around in L.A., getting coffee, or eating a meal. To Heidi's credit, it's usually Spencer who's waving around the magazine while making dumbass faces, almost as if he's on the cover.
Anyway, enjoy the pics & remember, buy your own copy! And, just in case you missed it, we posted excerpts from the interview over here.
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- Dasha Astafieva: January, 2009 Playmate of the Month, 55th Anniversary Playmate AND Hef's Girlfriend!!
- Olivia Munn: Semi-Nude Playboy Pics! You Saw It Here Last!
- Bastardly Loves Tipsy Playboy Playmates in Body Paint! Ow!
- So, Who Attended Playboy's "Midsummer Night's Dream" Party?
she looks like chris crocker
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LMAO i was thinking who she looked like...and you named it...especially in 2b.
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Page 4...her stomach and pelvis look so weird and sick...like she's anorexic
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you could scrape out a knee with her jutting hipbone on page 4.
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Pathetic, just pathetic! It just makes you lose more and more faith in Playboy, despite their great history.
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+1
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Yes, fuck Playboy for paying this dumb whore $500,000 to pose in a non-nude pictorial.
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It's getting to the point where I'm considering asking Hef if he wants me to pose. I'll do it for only $200,000. I can stand around not naked and be ugly almost as well as this chick can.
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well thats it, call in the lawyers, Heff needs a guardian appointed. He has obviously finally lost all his marbles.
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crappy pics, photoshopped as hell, she's still ugly and I don't care about her fake tits. UGLY. And she has short legs. They're nice but short.
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She looks great!
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not only had this site degraded itself when it went from bastadrdly to one of the most unorignal names ever for a site moejackson, which i still cant believe was the best name you could think of
you are actually advertising for these douches, the biggest douches in the whole fucking world
not only that but your doing it for free!!!
im sorry, this is as low as you can go
free advertising for these losers
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I hate you bastards for posting this. I don't care how much they paid you!
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LAME
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I wonder if her bf Mr. Ed was there for the shoot
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He was...he said he could barely watch her posing and wanted to kick the people in the room out so he could have her right then and there.
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LMAO did he really say that?
I dont even think they have sex tbh.
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yup. I actually read their interview...what can i say? I am a mosachist
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oh, if this made you laugh, you have to read the entire interview...they were talking about how they were so amazing and felt bad for other couples because they were so sure others did not have as much sex or amazing sex like them and that they do it everywhere, anywhere, in the car, behind this and that. You know, there is a saying...i forgot how it went but people who do it a lot dont really talk about it; it is the ones who dont do it that constantly talk about it...i think it might be true for these two low-lives.
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i heard she said she has 40 orgasms a day or some shit. I bet she doesnt even know what one is, shes so dumb.
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what's an orgasm? that word sounds familiar, like something from my distant past
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LOL
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so how hot, how naked was she in the deleted photobucket' shot? What a great ass and pair of firm titties on her! Too bad she hangs with douches and is a dimwit.
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And Don't for get has a horse face
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And Don't forget has a horse face
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You guys should have just put the vonnegut up...
... yeah I'm still butthurt about that
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wow talk about your hardcore pornography
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she used to be attractive!!
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ugly, horse faced, delusional, hypocritical cunt. Isn't she supposedly so into Jesus and shit? Well, who is she fooling? Religious people like her are so stupid. They are like, "ok, the Bible doesnt say you cant be posing all provocatively for a man magazine that is known to launch masturbation around the world so i shall do it...for Jesus!"
We dont need to buy a copy of the magazine. Her "man" will buy most of it anyways because he will want the world to think playboy sales were so high when his whore was on the cover...you know, after all, it was one of his biggest dreams to see his woman on playboy.(he said it himself...twice in different words). That was, of course, the douche's dream because it will help boost his out-of- this-world ego since now, he will be able to say, "yeah, my chick is on the cover of playboy and men are jerking off to her pix but it is me who is hitting that, not you...yeah, i'm the great white!"
I hope they both die.
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Hugh's dick clearly no longer works. what was he thinking? and no nudity?? get that man into a safe environment where medical staff can properly take care of that man.
anyway this chick is gross in every way. at least she found true happiness by ending up with the only person as douchy as she is.
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Just No, why do this?
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Pass. This pics have zero sex appeal(eventhough she has one nude pic) and shes a fag. Megan Fox looks 100 times hotter when she wears her boyfriends trousers than this idiot naked. I'd love to see Megan instead of her,maybe this issue would be the best selled ever. Just a pity.
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If Megan Fox posed for playboy it would sell more than all the Harry Potter books combined
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What a waste of a great body.
Playboy needs to just shut down now.
First Olivia Munn and now Heidi Montag.
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I can't possibly describe the level of utter disgust and general ill-will I feel towards this manipulative, phony, uneducated bimbo.
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There will definitely be more vomit than semen on the September issue of Playboy.
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hey moe jackson. the pittsburgh steelers won the super bowl.
these pix are a fucking week old. nice work getting on these NOW.
bring back the bastardly. you were probably too worried about which movie you were going to pimp instead of trying to find these pix.
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I would like to agree with most of you about this cuntrag, but unfortu8nately my penis says her body is nearly perfect.
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even i could look perfect put through the Playboy photoshop process.
this bitch is so fucking fake after all that surgery, but now with the photoshop job done to her. fuck her. she's actually really perfect for this magazine in the 21st century: fake.
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Actually, I don't like this spread, I hate Playboy photoshop. I'm basing my opinion on her many candids.
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and who fucking drugged up Hef while he was trying to make a decision about her being nude or not?
this is what i hate about this magazine now. it was not designed to be like Maxim. this is supposed to be the classy nude magazine on your newsstand.
instead, now we get girls that complain about having to take it all off, much like those whores we all date that DON'T want to put out after we've bought them dinner.
someone help Hef find his fucking nuts and tell him to put the smack down on these bitches like back in the day.
are we now really supposed to buy Playboy WITHOUT nude chicks? fuck that.
i was getting it for free on-line when there were nude girls. now i will definitely not pay for it.
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A Playboy pictorial with no nudity = toilet tissue.
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i dont know how anyone could possibly get off to her
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Why Heff Why, enough of this no talent hag.
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i think its time for a bastardly boycott,this shit is out of hand.. as for heidi she looks like just another plastic playmate only showing less.. I atleast want bare T&A otherwise whats the point..
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wow. What ever money she got wasnt not worth it at all!!! Shes alright looking but the whole point of playboy is nudity. I dont see any here.
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f*ck you hugh hefner, come to think of it, f*ck you alien who has invaded hugh herner's body, i HATE you, this is not maxim, this is not the bar, playboy is not about fully dressed clothes taking airbrushed pictures, that is for vogue or some sh*t, this is playboy, i think the 3 people who still buy it need to stop now, send a message, send a letter, will smith from men in black, this has got to stop!
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hideous, from the inside out. i'd rather look at naomi campbell's ragged vagina.
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she even fails at nudity.
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"Evenually I am a playbuy fan, but heldi montag gets really annoying."
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UPDATE: "Actually I am good playboy fan, but not even heidi montag, screw that!!!"
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she looks so cute and .... OMG I'm gonna puke because I actually looked at her... *arg* *gag* *retch* *puke*....WELL THIS IS GREAT! I just puked all over the Playboy I swiped from the store...did you actually think I'd pay to see her? I mean really? I do have them scanned & have sent them to everyone I can think of & told them to foward them...TAKE THAT Playboy!
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I know she's got an ugly face and looks/sounds stupid all the time, but why would you hate someone you've never met, and haven't done anything to you personally?
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Because she's an annoying twat who thrusts herself in front of us at every opportunity in a bid to get as much money as possible without ever doing anything worth a damn. If she were just meekly minding her own business, I don't think most people would care what she's like.
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She's pulling an Audrina Patridge in pic 2.2. In related news, these pics would even be boring in the Farmers Almanac.
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boring..
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kill herrrrr
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