Here's What Waking Up Next To Megan Fox Feels Like...
Monday, September 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I still can't believe that douche bag Brian Austin Green gets experience day in & day out. Bastard!






















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Sexy
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This is Heaven!!!...this is it!!
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Its funny that she never shows her ass.
'Cos she aint got one.
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Why do some people always dwell on the negative?
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Second picture on page 6
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.....but her hips and legs are amazing and very sexy.
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Instant morning wood daily
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Megan's back is so fucking sexy. (pic 2.2)
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...so Megan goes to bed every night in full makeup and perfectly groomed hair, sleeps the night away without smudging her makeup or bedraggling her hair?
Somehow I doubt this is what BAG sees in the morning.
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brilliant
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k not to be cocky but i pretty much look like that first pic when i wake up...
shes not even done up anyways :S its not impossible..
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She is fairly hot...nice face, tits, but she really does not have much of an ass....therefore she gets a 6 or 7 out of 10
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vQOfm6qiawk/SpLhenXb3vI/AAAAAAAAIYk/EChaAuRUiQ...
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page 6 pic2 WOW
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It´s like that till she opens her mouth. To talk, that is.
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Ass or no ass, Megan gets a pass.
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LEGS!!!!Gorgeous.
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Outstanding!
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Fantastic!
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severed horse head > megan fox. just to piss you guys off. just cuz she knows how to famewhore and keep her face out there so you see it all the time does not make her the hottest fucking thing on the planet. that is all.
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LOL!
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Ok monster man
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she's lovely but this is not how she wakes up in the morning. if you really believe that ur a dumbass. it's a fuckin photo shoot. do u not think she's trying to be sexy? obviously... that's what her entire reputation rests on. her hair and make-up completely done, she's arching her back, wearing a push-up bra so that her fake boobs look even bigger. this is natural all right. not a hater just keepin it real.
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Well, her face is gorgeous, albeit, with slight, but very effective man-made modifications. But her body is a little rough. Where she actually has muscle, it looks thick, not long and lean. and, as can be seen on her elbow on page 3, her skin will not hold up well.
If i were a man, i would most definately sleep with her, HOWEVER, i would only marry her if i were certain that i would be able to set aside a minimum of $150-200 a month to pay for lip enhancement and peels every 3 months. This is not the kind of woman a poor to moderate income man should have around long term. I dont mean to suggest she has fine taste, but without a little tinkering a 3-4 times a year, she will quickly degenerate into a hideous white woman- like one find in the meth addicted population of Arizona.
But in the end, as she stands now, who would deny an olive skinned (even if it comes from a bottle), blue eyed woman with shiny black hair is gorgeous. No one, unless they're a little envious.
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Most importantly, i would like to add-- if you look at the last picture, it sums up everything thats wrong with her body. See how her thigh gains muscle mass in the front? Its not a smooth straight line from her stomache to her knees... instead a hill begins on her thighs. This is very bad news. It shows that even if she tries to build lean muscle mass, she will bulk up like arnold swarchenegger. She will forever be unable to lift weights, without essentially becoming a man. So, she will undoubtably have osteoporosis by the time she's 40.
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Clearly you are a communist if you don't like this fine version of the female species. In that pic, I couldn't stop gazing at her flowing locks, ample boobage and the tiny waist.....along with what appear to be perfect arms/shoulders. CNN stinks.
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Sorry, but that curve in the thigh is preferable to a straight line. Olive Oyl is a cartoon character.
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incorrect. if you find that attractive, you would probably be happier making love to a man.
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Speak for yourself. The last time I looked, women were the ones with the natural curves. And you bringing weight-lifting into the equation to prove a point is hilarious. Any personal trainer worth their title would know how to advise her on a fitness regimen.
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'curves' meaning having an ass, waist and tits.. not 'curves' in their enormous thigh muscles. david beckham has all kinds of curves.. in his thighs, biceps, even in his stomach muscles.. thts entirely different than the sort of 'curves' desired in a woman.. she is destined to become stout and thick-just like what happened to britney spears-- i bet you used to like britney spear's body.. didnt you?
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Fat collects in women's thighs and hips unlike it does in men's. And why do you insist on comparing male athletes with women? LOL! Every male isn't in the gym shaping his thighs.
Megan's gonna be just fine. So is Britney, though their body types are different. Megan never had an ass like that and never will.
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Before you feign confusion, by "unlike" I meant, to a greater degree.
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i am a woman, and im trying to explain to you whats going on with her body. In the front of her thigh, thats NOT fat... its pure muscle.. and when a woman gets a muscle there, it shows she has a tendency to bulk up.. muscle wise... which indicates she will be THICK if her muscle mass and fat levels arent carefully controlled... like britney spears, she will have a thick waist, huge legs (calves and thighs) and big shoulders if she ever gives birth, or alternately by the time she hits 30.
IF you like thick women, then stop being so defensive. And her body type is very britney spears, she just doesnt work on it as much.
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Okay, basically I appreciate the curved front thigh and you don't. A woman doesn't need to be "thick", to please my eyes, but she does need curves... especially below the waist.
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agreed, i dont like it- fat asses have a limited amount of time to be attractive, and i think she's taking full advantage of that time. I do think her face is magnificent.
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Tina Turner has that body-type. So, ix-nay the time limit.
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noooooooooooooooooo. Tina turner isnt a white woman. White women tend to be like Cinderella, and the stroke of midnight is either 30 or child birth. Wait and see, she'll go down hill fast.
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LOL! You people have always gotta bring race into it.
j/k
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ok, here is you:
you know you can't beat fox in the face department, and you deal with this fact by saying to yourself, "her beauty wont last long. She, too, will be old someday like me, and knowing this, i am not bitter so i can admit she's beautiful FOR NOW" so you try to beat her in the body department. You must be a bitch who works out; as a result, you feel confident about your body and try to make the competition about you feel like you can.
POST A PIC, OLD HAG!
I think you're deanery, cathyK or oyropan (that chick who claimed to have seen Adriana Lima...the one who said "i'm 20 and a senior in college!")
you're definitely someone who has been on this site for years so use your former name, whore!
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"incorrect. if you find that attractive, you would probably be happier making love to a man."
"thts entirely different than the sort of 'curves' desired in a woman.. she is destined to become stout and thick-just like what happened to britney spears-- i bet you used to like britney spear's body.. didnt you?"
No, whore. That's not the case. I'm naturally thin, and my thighs don't just go straight down like you say they should go...thighs ARE SUPPOSED TO stick out a little (look at adriana'a thighs when she was thin...they looked gross because they looked like arms with no fat in them) so stop trying to act like you know the real deal. What the hell are you trying to accomplish here? trying to change what people find attractive in the opposite sex? so you can go to bed knowing there is one less man in the world who did not jerk off to megan fox? what a stupid bitch
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you're a fucking idiot...you must be so damn ugly...talking about how she's not the wife material because her maintenance would be so expensive, talking about how she can never lift weight and how she can never build lean muscle and shit...stupid bitch, yeah, try to deal with your old and ugly body by saying, fox will be old and ugly someday, too"...i'm sure in the face and in the body department, she looks much better than you ever did back in the day and will look with all the plastic surgery has to offer...how about you put up a picture of yourself, you stupid old whore? you were confident enough to come to my profile and just talk shit out of nowhere about my hairline, confusing the shadow as hair, saying my eyebrows were connected to my eyebrows, blah blah...and even if that was the case, who the fuck gave you the permission to comment on my looks without having a pic of yourself up? have i applied for blotd? you're clearly an old bitter hag...go, look at yourself in the mirror and then pix of fox and me...i am sure you will cry yourself to sleep tonight.
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someone's a crazy ranting bitch- and their name starts with 'd' and ends with '5'
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that's it? that's your reply?
you took over this entire page with your ranting, thinking you were so smart and could take everyone on.
I just put you in your place and showed you whats up so i suppose your reply of one line shouldnt be suprising anymore.
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alright euro-ape, ill respond here if it makes your desperate little turkish heart happy. I assumed that responding to all your other postings wwas sufficient, but people like you (people with egos like a balloon.. inflated, but it only takes one needle prick to pop)... need constant validation.
Since youre sole point is hostility, i will bring the hostility.
Your a psycho adriana lima obsessed retard. I expect that you spend most of your free time in your bathroom, with your cellphone.. trying to make yourself look like adriana lima.. so you can post your pictures here or on face book.. so random teenage boys can leave you comments about how they'd like to have sex with you.
you try so fucking hard to create a facade of attractiveness... youre pathetic. you post your picture on websites, hoping hard up strangers will make sexual comments about your appearance.
you try to be so hard ass and contraversial, just so people will pay attention to you.
youre dumb as shit, pathetic, and not very good looking.
i have no doubt that youre a receptionist somewhere, without any real education- maybe you went to community college.
you clearly do not have a man in your life, and you dont even make me laugh.
OF all the comments ive ever read here.. yours were always among the most boring.
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I'm sure she wakes up in the morning looking significantly better than 99.9% of the population... and just because she doesn't have a Kim K ginormous ass doesn't make her less hot - she gets a 10 out 10 !
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She looks gorgeous in bed.
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looks like the south central LA real estate market has made a full comeback. nice house!
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just notice something: pic 5.2, are they trying to make she looks like Angelina in Mr & Mrs Smith?
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Give it a rest, please.
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Totally! That argument was so last month!
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something like: ..am I in heaven ?...
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God I hate Brian Austin Green and Maculey Culkin.
WTF???
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the question should be- how can she stand waking up next to BAG? he always looks like he hasn't showered in days
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if i'm waking up with MF she'd be naked cause i'd never go to sleep without hittin it atleast once a night..
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it's too bad she insists on being skinnier than this. she actually looks like she has boobs here, sort of.
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before nose and lip surgery she was pretty average
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well, i think she's obviously better looking than you.
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she doesn't have a pic up so how would u know that? and even if megan is hotter it doesn't mean miley's perception of beauty is void. that's a common misconception... just because someone isn't hot doesn't mean they can't perceive hotness. we all have eyes and a brain so how would her opinion be any less valid? and i agree with her... she was nice looking but nothing special before her make-over.
http://megan-fox.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=18&pos=-2...
http://megan-fox.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=44&pos=6
http://megan-fox.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=9&pos=-13...
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she does have a picture up. But, anyway.. just like i cant judge whether my mechanic is right when he assesses my car, an ugly person cannot judge beauty. and i said previously.. she is attractive because of the modifications made to her face.
But i stand by my claim that megan fox is better looking than miley virus
And, lady, for someone who's named themselves 'lady', might i suggest a more tactiful expression of disagreement in the future. there are ways to show an alternative viewpoint, without the bitterness and aggression
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"an ugly person cannot judge beauty" LOL
sure they can, ever seen Miss Word (or any other beauty pageant)judges? :)
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*Miss World*
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id suggest that UGLY people CAN judge beauty BETTER.
cause seeing ugly in the mirror EVERYDAY, they for sure KNOW what ugly really is.
trust me. i know.
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Sadly enough, he does speak the truth. When you're used to looking at something average, things that are even slightly above average look exponentially better.
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what rubbish. the best thing you all have going on here is a euro-ape with grey eyes. you have no idea how to judge beauty.
A proper judge of beauty would be someone who is able to, with confidence in her own beauty, assess what the pros and cons are of a particular person. An ugly person is only able to project her own ugliness onto a person, or to become infatuated with the average because he or she is so ugly and realizes that the person is physically superior.
As my comments on this post and other posts demenostrate, i am able to be an impartial judge of beauty, and therefore, my evaluations on a particular person's appearance holds more credibility than anyone else's here.
AS i stated from the beginning. Megan fox, after a miminal amount of tinkering, has a very beautiful face. Her body is destined for thickness. However, she is undoubtably more attractive than miley virus.
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um, i hate to disagree, but, how can someone who is arrogant and thinks they are the hottest thing alive, IE MEgan Fox or HEidi Montag judge another female as "attractive"?
its impossible.
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i honestly dont even know why people are debating this.
ATTRACTIVENESS IS SUBJECTIVE.
there is not ONE PERSON on earth that EVERY OTHER PERSON ON EARTH that has seen them has said "that is the most beautiful man/women in the world"
weve discussed this before.
im ugly as fuck, and id suggest that 90 out of every 100 women would said i was un attractive.
9 would prolly say i was average.
and theres prolly that one crazy chick who i DO something for.
case in point, again, i am UGLY, my girlfriend is hot.
but bottom line is, ATTRACTIVENESS IS SUBJECTIVE.
everyone has their own definition of attractive.
personally, i am not attracted to skanky cracked out looked bitches who look like they suck dick for drug money and are riddled with STDs.
Megan Fox to me is DISGUSTING.
i am attracted to Cuter kind of girls, IE Kristen Bell.
or girls that actually look like they have some class, Kate Beckinsale.
trashy skanks arent my thing.
but that doesnt mean that people out there ARENT into that kind of look.
and thats fine.
to each their own, but you are completely ignorant if you can say, with definition and determination that "this is the hottest chick ever" because, thats might be true to YOU, but, if you cant accept that everyone has their OWN DEFINTION OF ATTRACTIVE, you really are ignorant.
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Yes! Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder (or, the beerholder in some cases), but unfortunately around here you'll be scolded for expressing your opinion.
And, some of us that have seen your BDOTD don't think you're ugly.
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LOL shhh...
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Oops! Sorry!
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Way to contradict yourself by saying 'to each their own' then immediately labeling people who think Megan "is the hottest chick ever" "completely ignorant." If it's true to them, it's true to them. Why must they accept your differing opinion? Most couldn't care less that you disagree, unless they're some teenager trying to fit in with the crowd.
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way to quote the whole statement.
the point is, not aknowledging someones differing opinion IS ignorant.
if you REALLY think that your word is the end all be all... your god.
yeah no, not possible.
its not about caring about someones opinion, but respecting it.
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Are you not the same person who said that a woman cannot judge beauty because she doesn't have a penis?
Beauty is whatever you want it to be. And it doesn't matter if you agree with someone or disagree with someone and it certain doesn't matter if you have a penis, a vagina, both or neither. As long as there is something that is aesthetically pleasing to you, this whole argument is null & void on all fronts.
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My exact words were, "No, it's because women aren't equipped to judge other women based on my criteria." Later in that thread, "my criteria" was defined as sexual attraction. No mention of "beauty". Attractiveness does not equal or even require beauty.
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Actually, attractiveness...i.e....the psychological act of finding someone/something attractive is linked to "beauty".
So your statement implies that a woman cannot judge another woman's beauty because she cannot be sexually attracted to her? So, in your eyes...only men can judge the attractiveness or beauty of a woman...because they are sexually attracted to them, is this correct?
If this is the case, how do you explain bisexual women finding other women attractive? Also, does this imply that since only men can judge the attractiveness of a woman, therefore, there are no gay men...just heterosexual males?
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No, it's not correct. Again, I said "my criteria"... sexual attraction based on penile penetration of a woman's vagina.... Something that a woman, regardless of sexual preference, cannot do. So, scratch your last paragraph.
As for attraction always being linked to beauty, we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one.
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You never clarified that. In any of your statements. All you said was "your criteria" and never specified.
So, because a woman cannot have penile intercourse with another woman, she cannot judge another woman's beauty?
In layman's terms: If you don't have a dick, you can't say that she's hot.
That is the most ignorant and backwoods thing I have ever heard in my entire life...and I've done counter protests at Klan rallies.
That is astounding. Genuinely astounding.
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Drop the faux confusion, Caitie. Your cover's blown. Are your husband's friends still there that you're hiding from. Why not join in the party and quit continuing to make an ass of yourself on here? That's what sPam is for.
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Contrary to what you believe, this is not Caithlin, so there is no "cover" to blow. I know that what you expressed is your opinion and respect that you have said opinion, but that fact that you honestly believe that a woman cannot say that another woman is beautiful because she can't engage in intercourse with her is horrible to me.
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Okay, you're ignored.
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If you feel that's the best course of action. I'm just trying to understand why you feel that way. That's all.
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and RT that post wasnt meant at you... just in general to the people debating here....
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I didn't assume it to be meant for me.
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ok, excuse me than, sometimes i forget there ARE some people on this site actually THINK... my bad.
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oh god. more relativity from ugly people trying to make themselves feel better. That 'one person' you speak of that finds you attractive, likely recognizes that youre ugly, but they like you despite it. Being attracted to someone is different than a person being beautiful.
Attraction is subjective, and beauty is objective.
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hey dr. gupta i got a crack in my ass. what should i do?
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well miley virus, i suggest you take 17 slices of fresh deli sliced turkey breast, and pretending your ass crack is hot out of the oven french bread, i recommend you fold each turkey slice in your ass crack. Then i recommend you cover the turkey slices with fresh shreded romain lettuce.
And then cut a tomato with a fine quality razor sharp knife, so you can achieve very thin slices. And pack those into your ass crack as well.
Next, squirt a low fat mayonaise into your crack.
And finally, place some mild cheddar cheese in your ass sandwich.
Next, go lay out in the sun (on your stomach) for about 30 minutes to melt the cheese.
And finally, go to your local park and offer to help feed the homless.
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ok, she told me i was hot and thats one of the reasons she started talking to me.
i dont need to make myself feel better. i think im ugly REGARDLESS of what anyone says to me.
im confident in that.
so how is that any different from someone whose Confident in their attractiveness?
and how is beauty SUBJECTIVE?
thats IMPOSSIBLE.
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well, while i dont want to give away too much information, and normally, i wouldnt make a statement like im about to make, becuase people might take it out of context. But, I am very good looking. And, speaking in the language of the people here, i would not like to pee in any of your butts.
AS i explained earlier, beauty is most definately objective, while attractiveness is subjective. You should ruminate over my state for a while before you dismiss it off hand.
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ruminate over my statement.. i meant
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that's selena gomez u douche. if u think megan is hotter than selena that's great but ugly ppl are just as good at judging beauty. that whole concept about them having lower standards because of their own physical appearance is not true.
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i didnt say 'lower standards', simply incapable of engaging in an accurate assessment at all.
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u may not have said that verbatim but that's what you insinuated. ppl like you are very annoying bc u beat around the bush. if you want to say something say it.. and how is ur opinion objective?
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i 'insinuated' nothing. I was very dirrect about what i had to say.
And, since i apparently have to beat you over the head with it, im clearly stating that, as far as i can tell, youre all ugly here. On the other hand, i am not. So, when i assess someone's looking, i am able to be more dispasionate, less biased and therefore more accurate.
And im not sure why this has turned into an argument.
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ok so, im confused, how is it that people want to be with someone that is disgusting to 99% of the rest of the world?
your saying YOUR opinion is the only one that matters.
thats ignorant.
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I wouldn't even try to debate it at this point. It's like squeezing blood from a stone.
I have to say that I really like this "ignore user" feature. I've already used it on four people.
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yes. i think im done with this today. you need to come back more often and make that above statement. LMAO
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..testing..one..two..three..testing
hey is this thing on?
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im saying that there is no 'opinion' when it comes to beauty, only for attraction. i'm beginning to think youre disagreeing with my statement because you cant grasp it.
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...but how can you say that an ugly person can not judge beauty, I can see that Celine Dion is ugly and Cassie Ventura is beautiful and that has nothing to do with my lack of beauty.
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"that has nothing to do with my lack of beauty."
LMAO... im laughing cause LENI said that....
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im uncomfortable with the fact that im being put in a position where i have to be as gingerly honest as possible with the people here about their appearance, intelligent and ability to assess reality.
Leni, you are not an ugly woman, nor are you beautiful.
But youre statement speaks for itself.
Saying Celine Dion is ugly, is so obvious, only a rather average to unattractive person would say such a thing.
and then saying Cassie Ventura is beautiful shows how easily influenced you are.
Your taste has been totally constucted by the moderators of this site.
you as a moderately attractive woman, have the disease of the average- the inability to confidentally evaluate on your own.
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you being a Dr, you should check out this site and prescribe yourself what you think is the best medication possible to help you out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_disorder
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now im done.
first of all, i said clearly im not a doctor. Dr. Sanjay Gupta is a medical correspondent on CNN. I am not him.
Second of all, to make an ad hominem attack during a discussion about beauty is way out of line.
Thirdly, if i were you, and i was having trouble conceptually grasping what another person was writing, i would take a little time, a day or two at least, to let it sink in before i started making accusations about them needing 'medication.'
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im uncomfortable with the fact that im being put in a position where i have to be as gingerly honest as possible with the people here about their appearance, intelligent and ability to assess reality.
Leni, you are not an ugly woman, nor are you beautiful.
But youre statement speaks for itself.
Saying Celine Dion is ugly, is so obvious, only a rather average to unattractive person would say such a thing.
and then saying Cassie Ventura is beautiful shows how easily influenced you are.
Your taste has been totally constucted by the moderators of this site.
you as a moderately attractive woman, have the disease of the average- the inability to confidentally evaluate on your own.
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im uncomfortable with the fact that im being put in a position where i have to be as gingerly honest as possible with the people here about their appearance, intelligent and ability to assess reality.
Leni, you are not an ugly woman, nor are you beautiful.
But youre statement speaks for itself.
Saying Celine Dion is ugly, is so obvious, only a rather average to unattractive person would say such a thing.
and then saying Cassie Ventura is beautiful shows how easily influenced you are.
Your taste has been totally constucted by the moderators of this site.
you as a moderately attractive woman, have the disease of the average- the inability to confidentally evaluate on your own.
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now I'm confused.......does that mean you perceive Celine as beautiful and Cassie as average? :( I'm NOT about to argue, just curious and yes I know that I'm average, but to me average = Lauren Conrad
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no. what it means is that celine dion is so obviously unattractive, that to mention her shows a lack of confidence in making a more nuanced or insightful choice as your ugly representative.
And i mean to say that Cassie, while cute, is certainly not beautiful, and youre only under the impression that she is because you come to this site daily and they tell you how attractive they find her.
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I get your point, but I don't necessarily agree....I'd love to look like Cassie because she's beautiful to me, I'd not want to look like Megan Fox even though I'm way uglier than her, just saying, most people say that Megan is gorgeous and I'd still want to look like Cassie (like Cassie did before she shaved her hair, lol).
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i like her hair with the side shaved. makes her look very 'i want candy'. remember that chick?
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i like her hair with the side shaved. makes her look very 'i want candy'. remember that chick?
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no....
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perhaps this will help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw
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thanks :)
I know the song well, just never seen this video.
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Leni, id choose you over Megan any day.
Real > Hollyfake, any day.
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it's because you know I like cooking, right? ;)
btw. thank you :)
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Well yes, and I recently discovered(this week) your BLOTD spread. :P
..but your welcome, and I ment it.
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jesus, people, forget about my BLotD, I was FAT then, lol lol lol :P
but thank you anyway and yes, I KNEW it's because I like being in the kitchen, ahahaha
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+1 so would i, no question.
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so does that mean if i say adriana lima is ugly, it automatically means i'm beautiful because i'm beautiful enough to see the ugliness in what other people see as beautiful?
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....or if I were to say the whole world is an ugly place, would that make me the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world? I sure as hell hope not, cause I have what is known as a "face only a mother could love".
>.<
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hehehehe, picture, please :)
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brace yourself....
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brace yourself....
..ok not me, really.
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for the last time. Assuming that youre about as attractive as the other people here, youre statement 'adriana lima is ugly' would mean nothing.
Because you are not in a position to assess her ugliness or beauty.
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that really has no logical sense at all.
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im beginning to get very frustrated. If it would make all of you happy, i will post studies to back up my statement.
There are certain features that are considered 'beautiful' accross all cultures.. and i mean ALL cultures.
There are things that people, male and female find beautiful in a woman.
On the other hand, there is attractiveness. And a person can most definately be attracted to a person who is not beautiful.. in fact, be more attracted to a not beautiful person than to a beautiful person-- but beauty is not in the eye of the beholder.
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"There are certain features that are considered 'beautiful' accross all cultures.. and i mean ALL cultures.
There are things that people, male and female find beautiful in a woman." that makes sense and as such makes your earlier statement of "you need to be beautiful to know beauty" completely wrong.because obviously, everyone, regardless of their own physicality will find the same features beautiful.
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incorrect. As demonstrated by Leni, less than beautiful people are often mislead in their ability to assess beauty. Because she is not beautiful, and i make no statement about her attractiveness, but, because she isnt beautiful, her ability to evaluate beauty has been taken over and poisoned by things like this very website.
Now, im done with all this.
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You good Doctor, Troll like a pro.
You been here before?
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well yes. Ive read the bastardly for about a year. But, i only started commenting after a certain retard justified ethnic cleaning.
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so racial bigoted comments jusitify "ethnic cleaning"....
Ohhhh the irony!
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yo, cuntfuck... shut the fuck up about leni. i'm sure she looks 346847 times better than ur envious, deprecating, pretentious ass. leni is the shit... she is sweet, pretty, real and intelligent. all things that u are not. get over urself. u are extremely unintelligent and only further perpetuating that by trying to sound articulate then contradicting urself. and u think we're all asinine and can't comprehend ur concepts... bitch please. this whole "my ideas are just so esoteric and convoluted" bullshit needs to end. we all understand what ur saying... because it's a steaming pile of shit.
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lmao...good one...i agree, leni IS the shit
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lmao...good one...i agree, leni IS the shit
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ahahahahaha... you model worshipping twat. I tried to go easy on you, since youre a girl, and im a grown lady, but if youre goign to use grown up words, then ill respond appropriately.
dont try to use someone else to release youre ugly girl hostility. youre mad because i called you ugly, not because of anything i said about anyone else.
and, i have no doubt you are ugly.. thats why you engage in ugly girl model worship. youre probably fat, and i doubt anyone in your school likes you. Thats why youre so attached to people on a website, you fucked up lunatic.
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thanks! i'm flattered you're that intimidated by what i wrote. yes sweetie, i'm much younger than you yet much, much smarter. it's a sad thing isn't it? ur not on my level. i literally feel lethargic talking to someone as retarded and deluded as yourself. oh and i would love it if you saw me and thought i was ugly, fat, etc. love it! cuz then i would know i was hot. ie. ur contempt and obvious envy of d55. anyways, i don't have time for pathetic little cunts like you. and honey ur a hypocrite bc u too are spending a lot of time on this website. so shut the fuck up.
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"youre statement 'adriana lima is ugly' would mean nothing.
Because you are not in a position to assess her ugliness or beauty"
and you're in a position to judge how attractive i am without showing a picture of yourself?
hahaha not only that, you analyzed my entire personality, who i am, etc etc based on nothing but my ethnicity...everyone, go look at this troll's profile and the things she wrote about my ethnicity while i know nothing andi mean absolutely nothing about her.
get off your high horse, bitch. Dont try to sound like an intellient and educated bitch now.
Like i said, you're a jealous whore...your logic and actions do not fucking match, which proves that you're jealous of me.
everyone, ignore this stupid, bigger, ugly bitch who has no idea what the hell she's talking about...the more she runs her trap, the deeper she's sinking in.
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euro-ape, list for me the things about you im jealous of.. and be specific.
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LOL how can i when i can't even see a picture of you?!!!
What am I supposed to do? just make assumptions? say "oh you're jealous of my full lips, you're jealous of my eyes, my hair, etc" that'd be fucking stupid. People can be jealous of anything. They can even be jealous of your eyelashes because theirs are thin, things that you wouldnt even brag about yourself could very well be jealous of by others.
Play by your own rules, whore. Post a picture, and make sure to look good in it by my standards so that your words can get to me...wasnt that your goal anyways? hahah
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im going to be gentle, because i see youre an emotional wreck.
but, based on the one picture ive seen of you, youre lips are not 'full'. they are larger than.. say sarah jessica parker, but, a long way from full. I did notice that you want them to be full, by the way you applied your lipstick.
Listen, you and i both know it comes down to this. Your clearly some chick completely obsessed with adriana lima. You see that you both have olive skin and light eyes.. and so you started fixating on her... desperately trying to immulate her characteristics.
And thats all fine, if youre in junior high, we all do those kinds of things, but if youre a grown woman (18+), then youre an absolute retard, and clearly psychotic.
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I am not wearing any lipstick in the picture, whore so you got it wrong, not even lipgloss! The only thing i am wearing was black eye pencil and purple eyeshadow! I had no powder, no nothing on my face! I know you check my profile everyday so stick around, and i will post one where the pic is colored...why will i do that? to drive you insane and own your ass more because you think you know it all when in reality, you know nothing!
In addition, i never said you were jealous of my full lips, did I? Go back and reread my sentences, whore. My lips ARE full. They might not be full to you just like they might not be full to a black person but by whie people's standards, they are full but i dont even care about what you think of my lips! I dont even think full lips are anything special but insecure whores like you value them so much that girls with full lips begin to think full lips must be something special!
I think Lima is gorgeous but i dont look like her. I do look up to her and try what works on her on me because she has dark hair, light eyes, etc...and wtf is wrong with that?! you must think i look like her that you constantly assume i must think i am her!
You stated above that a truly beautiful person must be able to assess herself blah blah or some shit like that...well, whore, i am playing by your rules once again!
- I have big eyes; Lima has them averaged sized eyes (sometimes even small)
- Lima has poutier, O like lips while my lips are more angled and sharp in shape
- Lima has straight, low eyebrows; I have them high and arched
- Lima has a bigger forehead; mine is pretty low
Does this sound like I think I look like Lima, whore?
"But, I am very good looking. And, speaking in the language of the people here, i would not like to pee in any of your butts."
POST A FUCKING PICTURE! I owned your ass over and over so why the hell do you still back? dont you have any dignity?!
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I am not wearing any lipstick in the picture, whore so you got it wrong, not even lipgloss! The only thing i am wearing was black eye pencil and purple eyeshadow! I had no powder, no nothing on my face! I know you check my profile everyday so stick around, and i will post one where the pic is colored...why will i do that? to drive you insane and own your ass more because you think you know it all when in reality, you know nothing!
In addition, i never said you were jealous of my full lips, did I? Go back and reread my sentences, whore. My lips ARE full. They might not be full to you just like they might not be full to a black person but by whie people's standards, they are full but i dont even care about what you think of my lips! I dont even think full lips are anything special but insecure whores like you value them so much that girls with full lips begin to think full lips must be something special!
I think Lima is gorgeous but i dont look like her. I do look up to her and try what works on her on me because she has dark hair, light eyes, etc...and wtf is wrong with that?! you must think i look like her that you constantly assume i must think i am her!
You stated above that a truly beautiful person must be able to assess herself blah blah or some shit like that...well, whore, i am playing by your rules once again!
- I have big eyes; Lima has them averaged sized eyes (sometimes even small)
- Lima has poutier, O like lips while my lips are more angled and sharp in shape
- Lima has straight, low eyebrows; I have them high and arched
- Lima has a bigger forehead; mine is pretty low
Does this sound like I think I look like Lima, whore?
"But, I am very good looking. And, speaking in the language of the people here, i would not like to pee in any of your butts."
POST A FUCKING PICTURE! I owned your ass over and over so why the hell do you still back? dont you have any dignity?!
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euro-ape. i will now go to your profile and see what new picture youve posted. you have an awful lot to prove dont you?
by the way, i havent been to your profile since the day you began leaving me threatening messages on my profile, and prior to that, i was on your profile ONCE, at which time i commented on your picture-- you know, the one where you think your hair is blond.
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its the same picture, monkey. And by the way, youre most definately wearing lipliner.
And, if youre 'middle eastern'.. why are you now suggesting your lip size should be compared to white women? and by the way, not give me the shit about persians or arabs being classified as 'white' in the US... we all know that 'white' standards of beauty dont cover middle eastern people.
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lol you're so fucking easyyyy...you immediately went to my profile? you really care about my looks that much huh?!
i never said i'd change it now...i'd bet you will check my profile everyday from today on, it'd probably be the first thing you will do every morning...hmm, maybe i shouldnt do it so you can keep on hoping for that one picture everyday LOL
you stupid bitch, by white, i meant "not black"...couldnt you figure it out on your own since i said "might not be full to you just like they might not be full to a black person but by whie people's standards, they are full"
Plus, why the fuck are we talking about my looks so much when i havent even seen one picture of you! Why do you still talk shit when you havent even showed a picture of you? Your entire argument is void, null until you post a picture where you're pretty by my standards...are you going to do it or not? i am thinking you won't so why the fuck do you still talk about looks? i'll tell you why? to make YOURSELF feel better!
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i am not wearing any lipliner or lipstick...why the fuck would i lie about something like that? even if i was, what would be wrong with it? now, you're going to attack me for wearing make up? something that every girl does? LOL
i'll tell you what...you post a picture where you're wearing full make-up, used make-up tricks to enhance your lips, your eyes, your whatever...it's all cool by me...my arguments arent weak like yours where i'd say shit like, "your lips are small so you made them big with lipgloss!"
just post a picture where you look your best, whore so everything you're typed on here so far will have some type of validity!
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liar liar, aladin pantaloons on fire
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dude, you haven't seen any of us. wtf are you talking about?! ur DUMB AS HELL. please stop talking....... it's all inane gibberish and word vomit. i can't take it. u keep directly contradicting urself in everything you say... "you're all ugly here. On the other hand, i am not." why are you the omniscient judge of that? we could all think ur ugly as shit in which case you would be deemed hypocritical because an ugly person's opinion of beauty is irrelevant, am i correct? who the fuck are you? GO SUCK A COCK. damn ur obnoxious.
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stupid whore. the picture on her profile is Selena Gomez so when you said, "she looks better than you", I suppose, for a second, you thought you were talking to Selena Gomez?
"just like i cant judge whether my mechanic is right when he assesses my car, an ugly person cannot judge beauty."
Hold on...if that's your logic, how do you get off judging my looks? I highly doubt you're prettier than me. In fact, i think you're ugly.
In addition, you're saying that for one's opinion to have some type of credibility about what's beautiful or not, he/she is required not to be ugly. Well, how about applying this to your actions? How about putting a picture of you up that shows you're not ugly by MY STANDARDS so that your opinion on my looks can have some type of validity to me? Did you do that? NO! So by your logic, your opinion on my looks should never matter hahahah (not like they did anyways), which shows that the only reason why you came to my profile and talked shit about my looks out of nowhere knowing they were not going to be taken seriously was to make YOURSELF feel better.
hahahaha like i said, you're way too easy!
Knowing this, why did you comment on my picture?
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listen euro-ape. IVe seen your picture, and youre no turkish delight. look how excitable you are when i point out youre very obvious flaws. Im sure a picture that wasnt overexposed and saturated with color would be even more revealing.
You need to calm the fuck down because your unladylike aggression is making me think that hairy woman, like yourself, really do have excessive testosterone. Relax bitch.
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Listen, ugly, bitter whore. First of all, I'm NOT european, never claimed to be, never wanted to. I'm Turkish (originated in Asia, walked towards Anatolia). Before I can be european, i am middle eastern so instead of typing shit on here, go, open your atlas and study some geography.
Second of all, above in other posts, you constantly told people that were in no position to judge others and you even said if they were to, they were required not to be ugly.
Well, whore...how big of a contradiction are you? where is your picture? show me a picture of you, and not just that, you gotta be a pretty bitch by my standards to be taken seriously.
I'm playing by your rules while you're not playing by the rules you set yourself, which proves that you talked shit just to make yourself feel better knowing very well that you were not going to be taken seriously not only by my logic but by your own logic, too.
Lastly, you said Tarkan was hot. Well, whore, lol, he's a midget with a long nose and looks like a fag...i think you should just shut up LOL
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Listen, ugly, bitter whore. First of all, I'm NOT european, never claimed to be, never wanted to. I'm Turkish (originated in Asia, walked towards Anatolia). Before I can be european, i am middle eastern so instead of typing shit on here, go, open your atlas and study some geography.
Second of all, above in other posts, you constantly told people that were in no position to judge others and you even said if they were to, they were required not to be ugly.
Well, whore...how big of a contradiction are you? where is your picture? show me a picture of you, and not just that, you gotta be a pretty bitch by my standards to be taken seriously.
I'm playing by your rules while you're not playing by the rules you set yourself, which proves that you talked shit just to make yourself feel better knowing very well that you were not going to be taken seriously not only by my logic but by your own logic, too.
Lastly, you said Tarkan was hot. Well, whore, lol, he's a midget with a long nose and looks like a fag...i think you should just shut up LOL
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see how dumb you are. Tarkan.. at the time of hup was GORGEOUS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmwXYckeWSE
And, euro-ape, the turks, as you seem to think you are, based on your rationalizations of ethnic cleansing perpetrated by the turks, are indeed on the european continient. And, as your name aludes to (euro-ape), you(meaing the turkish people) are a hideous combination of pasty european whiteness and middle eastern hairness. And with a very very very few exceptions, the turkish are very ugly people.
and stop obsessing over me, you insecure monkey.
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hold on...you're linking me to the video of a singer i grew up on? whose culture, whose background, whose history, whose singer are you trying to teach who??? LOL WTF
I like men who look like men, not men that look like fags in the face and are built like little, short bodies!
The rest of your argument was freaking lame and on kindergarten level so i am not even gonna bother with that anymore. You constantly insult my looks, the looks of Turks but you stated over and over that for someone to assess looks, they must not be ugly. well, shit, you havent posted a picture so why do you still talk shit about looks knowing damn well they wont be taken seriously not just by my logic but yours, as well?
POST A PICTURE, WHORE! PICTURE PICTURE PICTURE SHOW A PICTURE!
p.s. we both know i am not ugly so i can access beauty while you can't...so here is what a real hot Turkish man would look like:
http://www.unlulerkervani.com/data/media/486/84478317hk8.jpg
http://snarla.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kivanc_tatlitug_3.jpg
http://www.internetteyim.net/medyagoz/gallery/10876_20612.jpg
http://www.sresim.com/data/media/194/Tolgahan-Sayisman-10.jpg
p.p.s: Best male model of the world (males) in 1995, 1997, 1999, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 all came out of Turkey! i am beginning to think some turkish guy dumped your ass for a Turkish girl (turkish guys do that very often since they just play with foreign girls but when it comes to settling down, they go back to Turkish girls) hahah
SHOW YOUR FACE, WHORE!
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well, euro-ape. The first man is good looking. The second man is ugly as shit. 3 and 4 are ok.
However, Tarkan, in that one video only, is far better looking.
And, i wasnt posting the link for you, i was posting for other interested parties, to demonstrate how shitty your taste is.
now, i know that youre a desperate little monkey, who likes posting her picture on websites. I, on the other hand, have an actual life. I dont especaially wish to have my face associated with a site such as this. no offense to the creators of the site.
And a kalb like you should show a little more discretion in posting such frightful pictures.
I hope we're done now, sharmoota
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"well, euro-ape. The first man is good looking. The second man is ugly as shit. 3 and 4 are ok.
However, Tarkan, in that one video only, is far better looking."
says who? someone whose face we're yet to see! someone who could be ugly as shit thus her opinion of whats beautiful is irrelevant. Hey, you said these words yourself! You're the reason why the word CONTRADICTION had to be found.
"And, i wasnt posting the link for you, i was posting for other interested parties, to demonstrate how shitty your taste is."
I can guarantee that nearly all the users who are reading this are laughing at you. Just because they are not jumping on you do not mean they cannot see how stupid you look. Shit, even you know you got owned so bad but you still came back shamelessly just to give the impression that you were not owned.
No one on this page or site is interested in shit you have to show. By your argument, i have better qualification in determining what looks good since i have proved that i am not ugly while you havent.
Why the fuck are you bragging about Tarkan so much anyways when you insulted Turks and their looks nonstop? LOL
"i know that youre a desperate little monkey, who likes posting her picture on websites. I, on the other hand, have an actual life."
LMAO. yeah, that's it...now, run off, lil girl, run off. Everything you have typed on here, every argument you tried presenting, every opinion you gave means NOTHING since we're yet to see a picture of a pretty girl.
save money and try real therapy session next time. I wont play along next time so consider this one a favor ;)
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listen monkey, I understand youre off work now, done answering phones.. you're tired, and you need to vent.
let me begin by saying im not a 'girl', im a LADY. A grown lady who's been out of high school for 8 years, and out of college for over 3 years. (get out your calculator, sharmoota- and the dates correspond with my age at the time, not my precise legnth of time, ie: when i say i graduated 8 years ago, i mean that i was 8 years younger, in number, than i am not, not that it was technically 8 years ago, as i graduated just before i turned 18).
Next, youve proven by posting your picture that youre in no position to judge anyone's looks, unless the subject was sexy chimps.
Finally, i didnt 'brag' about Tarkan, as he clearly has no affiliation with me. I suggest you look up the word 'brag.' Nor did i insult Turkish people. I simply stated a fact, that in general, they're ugly- there are of course exceptions. But, one should always keep in mind that ugliness or beauty are but one factor in assess in person. One that in your case, overwhelms all the other factors by the intensity and devestating force of your ugliness.
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That's what this guy said.
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are you starting shit with me now?
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Naw, I'm just planting the seeds. It's gettin' kinda late to be startin' shit. Maybe tomorrow afternoon, or whenever you're around. No hurry.
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Hey, Goli...Do you know who that is? And by that, I mean I'm positive who he is.
Same writing style, same misspellings, same profession, same long ass essays.
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It's obviously a guy, but I haven't quite MASTERED who, yet.
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That's very BALLSy of you to admit you haven't MASTERed who this is.
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Well, I'm outta here before I meet my DOOM. Back on the grind, tomorrow. Mañana, mija!
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Buenos noches, amigo!
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I can't believe you! Of all the fucking nerve! Of all the fucking nerve! You know there is so much fucked up shit i could and would like to say, but being a good person kind of sucks and I can't bring my self to say it! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
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DOOM IS THE MASTER OF FAUX OUTRAGE AND D55's PANTALOONS
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And yes, I am fucking talking to you Rhonda!
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I'm glad im not stupid like you two.
I'm a female.
And, despite the suspicous nature of all the lunatics here.. ive never posted anything here before... well before a few days ago.
Idiots
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okay then, why are you here? if you find this website offensive or lame then get the fuck out!!! oh i thought u had better things to do? u sure do seem to be spending a lot of time on here, obsessing over dearest d55. does she look like some bitch ur man left you for? awwww poor thing. go back to waxing ur asshole and fantasizing about damla.
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turks are hot. UR JEALOUS, UGLY AND BITTER.
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ahahahahaha..
youre so defensive. by the way, i noticed on your profile, youre also, presumably, an adult woman obsessed with other women.
Something is very wrong with you.
Ugly women, fixated on models, ya ibn ghaba.
Anyway, lets not fight.
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are you referring to me or d55? cuz she's far from ugly. she's hot and u know it. and i'm sure i too look unfathomably times better than you. i'm fixated on certain models mainly because of the photography. i'm inveigled by all things aesthetic. got a problem with that? and i obviously have really good taste. i'm only 18, i don't see anything wrong with my "obsession" if i was 40 and still infatuated then yeah i got issues but think twice before you scrutinize you demeaning little twat.
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well, if youre 18, ill let it slide. But, take it from a woman who is wiser than you.. a continued fixation on other woman, particularly when you try to immulate her appeareance, is a sign of serious emotional problems.
You need to think about starting to progress a bit in your self image.
By the way, you picked your pictures based on subject.. not on the photographic skills, so dont lie.
finally, and i say this in all honesty, based on the one picture ive seen of this d55, she looking like a chimpanzee.
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well, if youre 18, ill let it slide. But, take it from a woman who is wiser than you.. a continued fixation on other woman, particularly when you try to immulate her appeareance, is a sign of serious emotional problems.
You need to think about starting to progress a bit in your self image.
By the way, you picked your pictures based on subject.. not on the photographic skills, so dont lie.
finally, and i say this in all honesty, based on the one picture ive seen of this d55, she looking like a chimpanzee.
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ok. don't psychoanalyze me. ur feeble mind would never be able to understand me. and if she looks like a chimpanzee, then chimpanzees are fucking sexy. good-bye bitch.
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i can't believe something i said got 119 replies!
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actually i started it because i was defending ur ass as sending that arrogant dip shit to hell.
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This bitch is hot.
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and id throw up all over her cause i knew i fucked her, AND, was prolly on my 30th beer to take this skanky trailer park crackwhore home.
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this came out like months ago
still no denying she's hot
ahhh, what changes in a few months
back then she didnt talk, and she was almost perfect, and then suddenly she opened her mouth and it still hasnt shut the fuck up
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Hawtness
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so this is what's it like to wake up in a tattoo parlor huh? I never will drink this much again, or not.
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If I ever got drunk and woke up in a tattoo shop next to her, I'd say it was a pretty good night.....barring the COCK GOES HERE tat over my ass.
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LMAO!!!
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id suggest thats better than the Roman War Helmet outline tattoo shes inevitably gonna wind up with one day.
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And why would Megan Fox get the Trojan Records logo tattooed on her? Last I heard, she wasn't a major first wave ska fan.
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LOL :)
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first?
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Nope. Not even close.
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ahahahahha, it's always funny
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Yes your first, lets start the comments all over again from this point on. Lets just ignore all the funky times going on above.
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u know, i bet everyone, gay and straight men/women ALL think Dr Sanjay Gupta is hot.
hes the epitome of beauty.
and if you dont think so, you dont know what being ugly or beautyful is. see im so hot and handsome that i can better judge who is an isntr hot better than everyone here and in the rest of the world... maybe with the exception of Dr Sanjy Gupta since he is the epitome of beauty.
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No, you can't judge whether or not Sanjay Gupta is hot because of the fact that you don't have...a tongue ring.
So there! You can't say anything and that's the gospel truth because I said so.
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Dr Sanjay Gupta doesnt have one. so in turn then to judge beauty you dont NEED a tongue ring.
jez, why am i the ONLY one here that is smart cause i understand what im saying?
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No. I got what you were saying...did you get what I was saying...
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Oh and just to remain on topic, I think Megan Fox is gorgeous. I think she has a lovely voice & a great body. And her eyes are stunning.
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unreal, just female perfection, GREAT looking
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This whole thread is a shit show. *shakes head*
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True beauty is undeniable. Even if Megan Fox is not your type, you can't say she's not beautiful. Many of you say you hate her trashy look (her tattoos & whatever else is your definition of trashy) and that's understandable but I would say that's more of her style/character... it doesn't mean that her features aren't stunning and much more attractive than average. I feel that anyone can judge beauty as long as their opinion isn't biased. For example, average or ugly women who are deeply jealous of Megan or bitter men who wanted a woman who looks like her but were never able to get one, are NOT in the position to judge her. An ugly person who is not jealous/bitter, on the other hand, will not be bothered by Megan's beauty and, therefore, will not deny it even if she is not their type. Though in my personal life, it's USUALLY beautiful women who give me compliments and are able to admit I'm beautiful. Others are often too jealous.
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i see what ur saying but there is no such thing as "true beauty" i mean there are ppl who truly think angelina jolie is ugly. they earnestly believe so and i truly cannot fathom it. or aishwarya rai and adriana lima and i just can't understand it but that's there opinion. i don't think there is a universal look that is unanimously appealing. but yes, i have experienced the whole ugly jealous girls complex you speak of. these significantly worse looking girls said i was unattractive bc a guy that they liked was interested in me. it was funny as hell... cuz they were the only girls who ever said that in my school and it was like wow ur envy is ostensible as day. pathetic.
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I bet you if they saw Lima or Jolie in person they would shit themselves from how beautiful they are. I truly think most of them look at a beautiful woman and say she's ugly but deep in their hearts they know the deal. But the few who actually believe it are demented because chances are these women are significantly better looking than them and if Lima or Jolie is ugly by their standards than a word probably hasn't even been invented to describe their atrociousness. And yea jealous girls are as pathetic as it gets - I can't even be mad at them because they're miserable. Happy people don't surround themselves with negative thoughts and feelings.
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Damn..
who wants to be a photographer now?
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It would be better if she wakes up and makes you breakfast hahaha
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Love this chick
when I see her, Im turning straight into a lesbian
she's so beautiful
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Well...didn't this just turn into a mass clusterfuck of FAIL and SUCK.
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With your alias' help, yes it did. It's ironic that two regulars felt the need to switch genders with their ITs, but you took it two steps further by making yours' Black and self-loathing. Interesting concept, but the execution was waaaayyy off. Hell, even sPam keeps us fooled for at least a week or two... I guess it's cuz she's more experienced.
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Wow.
You've been sitting on here, troll hunting waaaaay too long. Now you're attacking anyone who shows the slightest bit of a different opinion.
RT is not an alter ego. Why don't you fact check before you start throwing out bullshit theories?
And YOU made this FAIL and suck, not me.
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"troll hunting waaaaay too long."
LOL! Need I post up your paranoid PMs? People in glass houses... I think you know the rest.
Deny it all you want, Caitie. You're obviously not as slick as you think you are.
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Do whatever the fuck you want, Goliano. This is stupid.
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this is the best thread since raven symone on bastardly fat friday (august 18th, 2006)
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Yeah that guy is a fuckin asshole...In other news, MAN i can't wait for Jennifer's Body, so i cann watch it illegally here in my room and beat off all i want when THAT GOD DAMNED NAKED SCENE FINALLY HAPPENS AFTER DAMN NEAR 2 YEARS, HALLELUJIAH!
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Megan is soooooooooooooooooooooooo hotttttttt
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CRUSHED
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lol, sPam......
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hmmm
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Well, it's now blindingly clear that sPam is trolling the blog hating on everyone who's ever forced her to realize the waste of a life she is, over the years.
You'd think she'd be appreciative for the heads up and have done something about it, but nooooooo. She's simply content to further prove that we've peeped her cards and struck a nerve. More reason to believe that she, and/or Moe and Jackson are one and the same, cuz the so-called life she thinks she's displayed on here has been proven time and time again to be a bad joke.
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