Hilary Duff Plays With Dolphins in the Bahamas (w/ Mike Comrie)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Aaaw, isn't that cute? This Mike Comrie dude is either the world's sweetest boyfriend or Emperor Douche Bag.
It's highly possible that in order to get Hilary to spread her legs & perform kinky acts behind closed doors, the guy has to whip up something crazy to catch her eye (i.e. gifting her a Mercedez G500 SUV and shelling out massive amounts of dough to schedule playtime with a couple of dolphins). Whatever the case, let's hope that Hilary is putting out big time! Mike Comrie deserves it, damn it!
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I love dolphins!
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not surprised. most girls would fuck a fat dude if it meant 30mins with a couple cute dolphins...
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You read my mind!
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and you would fuck a fat girl if it meant 30 minutes of motorboating a hot girl, so what does that prove?
go stand in the corner.
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dolphins are descended from landdwelling creatures.
that being said, dolphins are cute. but not as cute as koalas.
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I saw that documentary.
Koalas are cute, but they can fuck you up real bad. I actually prefer wolves. They're gorgeous!
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that's why i love koalas...they're cute...but they're vicious.
and wolves are so...common. it's like 'oh look, a wolf. run. run now.'
but a koala...it's like 'oh, you're so cute....OH GOD, STOP EATING MY FACE...'
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LMFAO! I'll never look at a cute little koala the same way again.
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There are some called Drop Bears like a type of koala and they fucking have fangs and all, carnivorous bastards
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Awwww, so cute, Hil can kiss my dolphin anytime she wants...I wonder if she does tricks for fish too.
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First page, second picture : best caption you guys ever came up with.
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indeed
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Some many Photoshop possibilities, so little time...
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Backdoor? i bet her backdoor is as virgin fresh as the day she got it. i doubt anything has gone near it. i have a hard time thinking anyone has got beyond 2nd base with her.
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How long until someone superimposes a naked dude for that dolphin in pic 1?
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Dolphins should not be imprisoned.
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She's a blonde again and she looks hot in a wetsuit.
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She has the most stunning face, she gets better with age
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Luckiest dolphin in the world!
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This is not the Bahamas but Atlantic city in Dubai!!!
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The Duff looking good in her wetsuit.
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