Holly Madison Rocks A Bikini @ Tao Beach in the Venetian, Las Vegas
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI'd be stupid to say these pics of Holly Madison aren't hot, but there's something about her face which turns me off if you scroll your eyes northbound starting from her legs. Maybe it's the makeup or maybe she didn't get any sleep the night before, but something's not right.
Holly Madison.
Meet the wall. I think you are familiar with his work of the past with Pam Anderson and Jenna Jameson to name a few of the recent victims.
Wall. You are now in charge of taking Holly Madison into her dark days as a former, sort-of hot chick.
This chick is not as old as she claims. She is older. And she is a fucking, grade A mess.
I hope she rots with all the other supposed "hot" girls in LA.
Whore.
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I'm wondering what's gonna happen to her when her age catches up.....kinda like it is now. Ya can't always be in a bikini sweetheart. Time to develope a brain!
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LC trout fishing from a house boat on the Mississippi would've been preferable to this.
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PUT SOME SHOES ON, HOLLY. Good god....this is making me sad.
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I usually don't pay attention but u are 100% right about that, TERRIBLE
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She looks horrible. Her face is worse than normal. And, her hair appears to have the consistency of cotton candy.
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Yeah, that kinda hair makes me sick to my got damn stomach.
Good setup, R. ;)
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Well she has had so many guys come up to her and tell her she is hot because they all think that she is going to fuck them.
She didn't fuck them all, but a good portion of them.
But it's funny how women start buying into that whole thing. Don't they realize that guys just say that shit because they want to get their fucking dicks touched?
I mean, come on. She can't be THAT stupid, right?
Guys are liars most of the time. Trust me. I am one. And I will say just about ANYTHING to get my cock touched.
It's a fact.
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That's nice...
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"She can't be THAT stupid, right?"
Yes she can, look at her.
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Why didn't they call it General Tao beach? Cheap bastards.
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2 suggestions holly:
- shoes
- terracota bronzer
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- make up, lots of it.
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annalyne-type mask
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annalyne-type mask
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The expiration date on her plastic surgery is rapidly approaching. She should have bought the extended warranty plan.
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LOL!
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This is ridiculous, I think I really need move on, PASS!
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why did she go out without makeup? on a dare? still better than dogface kendra
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Sex tape Holly, anytime now.
The clock is ticking....
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Face is getting old
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awww that's sad, now she'll never get a sugar dady
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Im confused by this chick. As she gets older, only her face is aging...???
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