HOLY GOD! Halle Berry @ 6th Annual "Keep A Child Alive" Ball
Friday, October 16th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
The event was held at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.If Halle's dress doesn't succeed keeping at least 800,000 kids around the globe alive, then something's definitely wrong with worldwide humanitarian efforts. Moreover, I even feel compelled to hit the "Keep A Child Alive" website and drop a few hundred bones of my own in appreciation of Halle's hotness.
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And, to further fan the flames of Halle Berry's hotness, actor/musician/comedian/pimp daddy Jaimie Fox was on Leno the other day promoting his new movie "Law Abiding Citizen" (hits theaters this weekend) and was asked out of all the beautiful women he has kissed over the years, which of the kisses was his favorite. Without even a second thought, he hit back with Halle's name--shocking, right?. Later on, he claimed that he's been going out with Halle in his mind for two years. Very entertaining interview, to say the least.
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#1 m.i.l.f. and Moe dont even bring up Alessandra cause ill just bring up her feet.
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#2 M.I.L.F maybe, because #1 is Kate Beckinsale!
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i prefer chocolate but you go get your vanilla
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I would prefer both at the same time if that can be arranged
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I agree, but it's a close race even though Halle is 7 years older.
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KB is v. nice but is not even in the same league as Halle, Ms Berry is something else, i can't think of woman who comes close
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Totally agree! Halle is the epitome of perfection.
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WRONG... Jessica Alba is a mom now
#1 MILF she is now
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You're right, but it's a bit unfair to call a woman in her twenties a MILF. That makes Jamie Lynn Spears a MILF.
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Is Jamie Lynn even 20 yet?
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butch dyke hairstyle
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A.k.a the angry lesbian haircut
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too short... I prefer it longer on her. She is gorgeous though.
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Just requires some extensions or a wig until her hair grows back!!
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All she requires is some sunglasses if it's too sunny outside.
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I'm not a fan of that Jaime-Lee-Curtis-boy haircut. That said, Halle Berry still looks great. Those puppies are just begging to be let loose!
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I think I rewound and watched her topless scene about a hundred times. Pathetic, but a true story.
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I used to say Halle Berry is pretty but does nothing for me! I just realized I was talking with my ass!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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Now...who was it that was running their cumtrap about women hitting the wall at thirty?
Could someone refresh my memory, please?
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Were you refering to this comment?
http://www.moejackson.com/2009-breaking-amber-heard-uses-blue-sharpie-pl...
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Why yes, that is the comment. Thank you.
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This babe is literally reversing the aging process... she looked older than this in '07. Show 'em how it's done, Halle! OW!!
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Her face looks different. I can't quite articulate what is different, but I think it's in the eyes. Maybe she had something done to them to go along with her obvious nosejob.
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she looks very mature, still beautiful but not exactly as pretty as she was few years ago.
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I think my boner just ripped through my boxers and jeans. Damn she it HOT!
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*is
*REALLY HOT!
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U no...I could honestly say, I would pay to see this chick completely nude, (but in person), not a whole lot, if it's with in reason....but I would..
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Not sure if that was done on purpose, but those jug holders are a little too small for them...but sure are eye pleasers...
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That is one awesome dress.
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She's about as overrated as they get.
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people who call her overrated are either racist or gay, i bet if harold berry was there some of these morons would like him better, she is the pinnacle of human perfection, the next level of evolution
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'people who call her overrated are either racist or gay'.whatever skilligan.is there anything we *all* agree on/on this site ?? no.
and how often recently have *you* mentioned not feeling the same level of 'she's hot mania towards a female featured in a post/thread ??
hmm...
ok, the next time *you* don't say whomever is ultra hot. how about we label *you* racist or gay.
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It takes a lot to make Glim snap. I know this from personal experience.
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I like Glimmer. :)
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Glimmer rules. You have to like.
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Certain women are universally hot, like Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, or Kate Beckinsale, the next time i slam a universally hot women, 100% call me gay/racist. I don't make the rules i follow them, so which one are u?
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Just pure sex appeal in heels.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Her hairstyle is atrocious. Get some hair extensions quick, Halle!!!
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Says this:
Halle doesn't need any of your droopy, washed-out and haggard advice, sPam.
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Why so serious?
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LOL what ever idiocy he's done it's merely cause GOLIANO HIMSELF IS A BLOODY BLACK CHICK WITH LITLE FUCKING AFRO HAIR AND CAN'T BEAR WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING REMOTELY NEGATIVE ABOUT BLACKS.
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Someone's butthurt.
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You mean like you were when he posted pics of you and "Razorblade Tongue" in the forum???
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Nope.
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Goliano
It truly must be incapacitating being you. You keep on insisting of behaving like this, and posting a picture of me that was taken in bright light and honestly, doesn't do me justice. But hey, I guess when you're inhuman like yourself, you tend to behave like this.
I guess you've been 'eavesdropping' to my conversation with Muffin, and it let you butthurt like so many other times. It really doesn't take that much on you.
And good job Haters - you really have sold your soul - BRAVO.
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Pam, thats really you?
If so I'll give you that the lighting is off, but that lip color with your skin and that blue dress is also a path to ruin.
You also might not want to go that albino with the hair dye.
Of course I only love you for your mind, and not your body.
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Muffin loves her for her mind, also.
And so does Cupcake.
And Ravioli...and the rest of her food based splinter personalities.
Really now...
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I don't want a stupid war between us...but you keep on saying these things. Eh.
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What things? I said that Muffin has other personalities...like Cupcake. It's a food joke. Not everything is about you, Pam. Some things have nothing to do with you.
Jeez.
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LOL you're such a nut, you gotta love that in you...
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seems like some nosy "bastard" is trying to harm me,and it's my business whom I love for his/her mind.I feel honoured that somebody is reading my guestbook,I wish I could have so much sparetime 2 read yours,but honestly also if I had it I wouldn't do it Mrs. Harmless.Nowadays it seems to be a privilege to own a life,and I'm glad to have this privilege comparing 2 others. (i don't want 2 mention any names ;)anyway it looks like somebody is desperately seeking 4 some attention, by creating 1000 accounts.Bastardly is the new wikipedia:Muffin loves her for her mind, also.
And so does Cupcake.
And Ravioli...and the rest of her food based splinter personalities.
Really now...
Pam is my inventor,mother and father(all in one,or hybrid) according to this"intelligent" statement. Misses Insult, did you sleep during the biology lessons or did your parents never teach you about the birds and the bees?Darling,I bet you must be still thinking that the earth is flat and sorry that I'm not a snail,cause if I were one your "nonsense-theory" would be accurate;)
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Gibberish, gibberish, blah blah blah...
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It's some form of me, I guess. lol
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I can tell
she looks nice..
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what hair?
*drooling*
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I used to like Halle, but now she's trying to keep children alive... I do not aprove this kind of behavior
jk
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a divine goddess...why not more posts of Halle and so many of man jawed, vapid wastes of space?
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Vlad there is no way that flat chested flat assed Alba the sexiest MILF in the world. I have seen men wearing wigs sexier than Alba. I have seen Moe in a wig and he is sexier than Alba.
Halle berry and KB are in totally different leagues than Alba, Jessica is cute but she is no way near anything close to sexy at all. If halle berry was as wild as little kim she would win sexiest woman all the time, its just Halle is too conservative all the time, but if she sluted it up no one could touch her.
Halle needs to slut it up,
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No more like shut it up
I hate
when she
opens her mouth
And her haircut
looks
too chimpish
to be frank
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She could shave her head and still be perfect.
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100% right
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PASS!! She is not ugly but looks toooooo booooring.... *yawn*
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Halle is just gorgeous. Short hair, long hair - she is one of the few women who can pull off both.
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don't understand the atraction
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fucking goddess.
if all the young whores in Hollywood could take a page out of her book they would still only be 1% the woman Halle is, but it would put them on the right path.
fucking perfection.
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jessica alba's way hotter
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Sorry but I have to agree with Pam, Her Face and body look good but that hair looks ridiculous. It is definately way too short. Winona Ryder does the same thing.
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Yup, true.
You don't want
to feel like
you're kissing a fella
with that short of a hair.
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Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in the Celebrities business. The girl can rock a short or long hair style. She doesn't need a lot of make up. She can also rock a short or long dress. Halle is a classy lady but Kim Kardashin bitch take notes from Halle.
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She can keep lots of children alive with that rack.
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I'd kill to look like this. Unbelievable.
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ok, kill an armenian if you're gonna kill someone to look like her.
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i think having a younger guy does a woman good...i should get me one of those haha
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I want her boyfriend.
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