Hottest Mom Matchup: Jessica Alba vs Alessandra Ambrosio
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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This was snapped yesterday in L.A. as Jessica Alba left a friend's house.Hands-down these two women are the hottest celebrity moms walking around, but as we've posed the same question countless times in the past: Who's hotter?
Photo Credit: ANDERSON/VILA/bauergriffinonline.com; Snapped a couple weeks back in NYC's West Village.Read more in Alessandra Ambrosio, Bastardly Matchups, Jessica Alba, M.I.L.Filicious
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With 2 votes in, I declare victory for Alba.
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Alba.
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I vote for Kate Beckinsale.
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+ 1
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I second that emotion!
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Nice choice.
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Definitely
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Jessica Alba is insanely hot, and her baby's cuter, too.
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totally off the subject (Ambrosio) Albas' kid is pure fugly...I'd hide it & only take the thing out after dark...hope mom can afford sugery for her at a young age
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Pic 5, Alba's kid could kick your ass.
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Alba all the way!!....A Kate Beckinsale Vs Alba is an interesting Match!!..this one it's no match...Alba!
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Si, why haven't we had a Bastardly voting match with these two MILFs? Beckinsale and Alba are clearly the top 2.
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jessica is way hot.
alessandra is ugly!
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I would have said Ale not long ago but now she's super skinny and has something strange going on in the mouth area. So Alba i guess.
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I totally agree. This is going to sound quite mean, and Ale probably doesn't deserve it as I'm sure she's a sweet girl, but when I look at her I feel like I'm looking at a shriveled raisin. The Ale of yesteryear was gorgeous, but now she's lost the collagen in her face and has assumed permanent wrinkle lines. It's a shame that she smokes because she's only 28 and should still look quite fresh.
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Her skin is older than 28 for sure. She was stunning back in the day. Now she is really thin and her zombie feet and knobbly knees are really freaky. She should quit the collagen and cigarettes and gain some weight, i bet she'd look good again if she did.
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I also think she'd look good with more weight although she may not be able to gain it. My brother's girlfriend has that exact body type, and she doesn't gain weight no matter what or how much she eats. Her stomach is like a black hole.
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Beckinsale vs. Alba Jello wrestling match, no matter who comes out on top, the fans win....
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Alessandra by a MILE
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Alba wins EASILY to me
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Alba FTW. It ain't hard to see. There are many hotter moms than Ale.
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None. There I said it. Cunt Alba's kid looks like her gorilla looking man.
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Come on we are voting for the MOM (Alessandra by a MILE)F)
We're NOT voting for the Baby (Alba's)
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Kate Beckinsale.
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Same, excellent vote.
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I vote for Alessandra.
Jessica is very beautiful too, but kind of arrogant ...
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tie.
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Alessandra for life !!!!
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both of them are fugs and (lord forgive me) the children are also ugly..my opinion
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Well apart of having such ugly kids, where do they come out with such fucked up names? Anja? and what's the others name, so fucked up I can't even remember it, Honor? Dammed..what happened to good ole universal type names? But I guess they are celebs so they have to be differant, poor kids tho.
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