How Many Women Did David Letterman Do? Extortionist Joe Halderman Wins 2009 Dumbass of The Year Award!
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Is anyone actually surprised of D. Letterman man-whore status!?
I'm more shocked at the strategy used to blackmail David Letterman of $2mil bones than the actual news about Letterman sleeping around with all his hot female employees. Since the news broke, we've learned that the dude doing the extorting was none other than CBS News employee Joe Halderman.
David Letterman Sexing Up Late Night Staff
Once again, if this type of stuff can happen in the White House, it's only expected to happen in the world's most competitive city? After all, every chick living in NYC dreams of going on a shopping spree through Bloomingdales, right? If viagra-induced sex with an old boss who also happens to be a TV icon is the ticket to a lucrative new position, then why not?! It's more than obvious the corporate & political systems were designed by men for the explicit pleasure of men.
Taking into consideration the type of women who'd spread their legs to get ahead in life & career, I'd be shocked if at least a couple of them don't come out with a book within the next six months or go on a lucrative talk show tour through the various networks---which will even include a surprise appearance on Letterman's own show (during which D.Letterman & his lady-friend will talk about their quickies and how they fooled their respective lovers into thinking they were just working 'late')! Just think of the ratings!
Regardless of what happens, let's just pray those tapes & pics never get leaked on the Internet. The last thing I want to see is David Letterman getting it on with some 40-year old assistant.
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- Sarah Michelle Gellar & Eli Manning Were On Letterman Last Night
- Interview: Michael Fassbender Talks "Shame" With David Letterman
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Amen to that...
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He does have something about him i guess but as far as older guys go Denzel and Ed Harris are the hottest.
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You think he is hot???? Is it the gap in his teeth, the white socks with his bad suits or that cocky attitude of trying to be funny when he is not.
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no-no, it's the money & power!
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You're half right, i like his cocksure attitude. It's attractive in a man.
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I didn't say he was hot, I said he has something about him. I like SOME cocky guys, the ones who have something to back it up, which i believe he does.
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Ever since I heard Letterman has a big dick and is a frequent patron of some New York brothels, nothing about him surprise me anymore.
I think it was kind of a classy move on Dave's part to directly address the story on his show, rather than let the tabloids go crazy speculating on it -- though you know they've already smelled blood and are readying the feeding frenzy. Yet another reason why Dave will always be better than Jay.
Still, I have no reaction to this story other than a noncommittal shrug.
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he has banged at least 1,000 of them
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that's Wilt Chamberlain he owns that record!
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Wilt's at 20,000
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Trying to embarrass Letterman is like throwing water in a fish pond.
DAVE RULES!!
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I always thought Stephanie Birkitt was hot.
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I would not say hot, but I did have an attraction to her as well.
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Dave was funny - now he is an ornery old bag of bones who gets by more on reputation than talent. He should have retired a long time ago.
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Pretty much...
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Exactly! As long as there is old dudes with power and money, there will be women who throw their ankles behind their ears to get some of that heat. It's human nature. It's wired into human DNA. We can rationalize reasons not to act that way due to our intellect and emotions but we are still merely animals after all.
Way to go Dave!
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such wisdom! I'm pretty sure you see this all the time on tour...haha
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Thanks Moe. Like I said, we're just merely animals after all.
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hes not funny. hes never been funny. hes just a condescending asshole.
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Another celebrity involved in another sex scandal-how bout' some NEW news?
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Texas is trying to cure cancer.
That's new news.
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So my question is, did he do Drew Barrymore?
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I wouldn't doubt it.
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Probably.
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And this moron makes fun of Sarah Palin's life.
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Huh? What an odd comment.
Dave fucks women, so he can't make fun of a narcissistic and evil woman who poops out kids non-stop, says retarded things non-stop, and wanted/wants to be President?
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"Dave fucks women, so he can't make fun of a narcissistic and evil woman"
when he starts making fun of Nancy Pelosi, ill believe its for that reason he makes fun of sarah palin, and not cause of his political leanings.
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Yeah, because Nancy Pelosi and Sarah Palin are so similar. You may not like her policies, but Pelosi is not a retarded hick like Palin. Palin jokes are easy.
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i never claimed that pelosi was a retarded hick. i clearly quoted what i what i was refering too.
if you really think that Nancy Pelosi is NOT narcissistic and evil, well, then you must REALLY be left.
cause trying to defend that shes not evil is like a far right republican trying to defend against the fact that Dick Cheney isnt evil.
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I'm pretty sure he has boned Palin, as well...
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Yeah, he is such a moron that he has one of the top shows of all time that he owns, is damn near a billionaire and owns a racing team.
What have you accomplished?
Sarah Palin is a moron and deserves to ridiculed like the idiot she is.
She had to go to 6 universities to get one stupid journalism degree, could not even finish one term as governor of a state with a small population, yet felt she was qualified to be president and was completely devoid of any knowledge about anything, especially foreign policy.
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"could not even finish one term as governor of a state with a small population, yet felt she was qualified to be president and was completely devoid of any knowledge about anything, especially foreign policy."
funny, change governor to senator, state to E.D., she to he, and you just described our president.
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Really moron.
She quit.
He ran for President and won.
Are all you Republicans really that simple?
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so he NEVER "quit" as a senator from Chicago?
so hes now president of the united states AND a senator from chicago?
OR did he QUIT his job as senator to get a BETTER job as president?
im not a republican, but its obvious you democrats dont actually take the time to think before you speak/act.
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WARNING: Don't fall into Phil World. It's a twisted abyss where dark is light and wrong is right. Quit before you're sucked in... there may be no way out.
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this coming from not only the most ignorant asshole on this site, but, someone with the worst case of Delusional Paranoia ive ever come into any sort of contact with.
you better make sure your wearing your tinfoil suit wherever you go Goliano, other the vast "White Wing Conspiracy" on earth might find you and do god only knows what to you!!!
Oh wait, or is the "White Wing Conspiracy" Universal?!?! Oh no, what you gonna do if aliens from Xaxis 9 are all out to get black people as well?!?!!?
Oh god!!!!
What about David Icke's Reptilian Race?!?! Are THEY all part of your universal conspiracy against black people?!?!
man, i feel bad for you. seriously, i could NEVER live my life under the delusion that everyone was "out to get me" and couldnt trust anyone that didnt have the same colored skin as me. i really dont know how you can live your life like that man.
its very sad. and i seriously do feel bad for you.
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Thanks for proving my point. I knew I could count on ya. ;)
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i really feel bad for you. every thread that someone calls a black woman ugly, you undoubtedly call someone a racist.
i feel bad for you that your so ignorant to the things you do.
maybe you have a multiple personality disorder, cause you cant even own up to the fact that you do that. maybe Goliano 1 is the one doing it, and you are Goliano 2.
but you always say that, and its very very sad that you live your life feeling like you have to question anything anyone says about someone who is black. that lack of trust is very very sad. whatever you may, and anyone else may think about me, at least i dont live my life like that.
i dont know how you do it. i really dont, and i truly pity you, and, i know that im not the only one here who sees this too.
its so very sad.
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You just think it and say it, don't you, Phil? Prove it.
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No need for no provin'... that's doctor Phil you're talkin' about.
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Yeah, I know... he can't prove it, but he'll still try. I expect this round of circular logic to be Pulitzer-worthy.
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Golihomo is a fucking nutjob. This ugly, old black piece of shit has to be locked up. Check out his profile. He has tons of shit about me. He believes i am a bunch of other people, and i have only been d55 on this site. This dude seriously suffers from serious, and i mean, clinically serious delusions. Unfuckingbeliavable.
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Thanks for the reminder, it's time for an update.
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No, Phil...what's truly beautiful and ironic is that we and by we, I mean anyone who calls him out on his shit has to provide proof of his cockery...and when said person does this, he'll STILL dismiss it and the other person's lack of common sense or he'll just scream 'troll' and light the torches and fetch the pitchforks. And yet, he can call ANYONE else out and not have to provide a single stitch of evidence, apart from a wild theory and his own word of mouth. So in addition to ignorant, paranoid and delusional...you can also add self-validating.
And everyone that has a whole section of their profile devoted to hating one person, raise your hand.
*looks around*
Ok, I see one person that should have their hand raised.
Phil, I've said it before in the back and I'll say it again, everyone BUT Goliano is wrong about EVERYTHING and he's the foremost authority on everything on Earth, especially when it comes to people and how they act and behave. I mean, godfor-fucking-bid that someone doesn't act like a brazen stereotype. I mean, holy shit....that's just the end of the world, right? Everyone's got to a raging sexist horndog that adheres to all stereotypes that the media has perpetuated (and lo and behold, these stereotypes were perpetuated by THE MAN) and if you're not, you're a self-hating prick. I mean, heaven's forfend that someone could be just a little bit different, right? No...that's just wrong, isn't it Phil?
Here's the reason why no one will call him out on his shit: because not only is it pointless because he's so fucking hardheaded, diamonds say "DAAAAAMN, THAT'S A HARD LUMP", it's also because no one really gives a shit about him...except the two people that feed off of the energy he gives them. See, all this attention we're giving him, he's thriving on it. It makes his day to know that someone else gives a shit about him, because it's clear as day that no one else in RL does. I'm not going to name names...but he acts and reacts in the same way as another poster on here.
And while I'm on the topic, have you noticed that we all can have discussions about our personal lives, our kids, our jobs, etc...and he only doles out recipes? Hm....strange.
*shrugs*
Oh well.
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Speaking of "in the back", you also said:
"Caitie Harmful", "D.J. Umbridge", "Razorblade Tongue", have I missed any? It's a wonder you know what to answer to.
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It's a Saturday night. What are you doing on here? Don't you have a date or something? I mean, really...c'mon.
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Does anyone see the irony in this? LOL
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Pot. Kettle. Black. Or something.
I've got plans.
Again...and I repeat because the granite slab you call a head doesn't absorb sound that well...WHAT...ARE...YOU...DOING...HOME...ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
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I've got plans.
See? I can write any old damn thing, too. Amazing!
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Do they involve pot-smoking, perhaps?
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I don't divulge personal information in public. You'll just have to speculate like everyone else.
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Lo and behold I did miss at least one:
http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/5089/open-letter-to-lily-allen/#Co...
You have quite an alias track record. So what type personality does "Azkadellia" have? When you tire of Razorblade Tongue, and possibly others, please grace us with IT.
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I think that WAS: "something that'll make you look so....fucking....STUPID...." ...and by the looks of the diggin', it got pretty good feedback, as well.
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You've gotta be grasping for straws to too comment rocking as some sort of validation. I prefer to let me speak for me, as opposed to mouse clicks by fellow butt hurt readers, but I can see why that wouldn't work for you.
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correction: "to see*"
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Oh please. you're just a toy to me. i know not to mess with you...ooooh you might do shitty photoshop on a picture and then send it to me. or call me a psycho and misspell it (see below) because you're too cockfucking ignorant and stupid to use spellcheck or you're too busy jizzing into his hand over some girl's tits.
*shrug*
And I've seen your work on here...most of the time when you're pretending to be smart, you have to copy & paste your comments from elsewhere, it's so goddamn obvious.
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Ooh! A "spellcheck"* flame. Got nothin' left, huh?
You're really doing this "Jeremy Bosco" guy a disservice by co-opting his alias. I remember him actually having a wit. Every alias you touch just becomes stale and blended into all the others. Realize that your former reputation here is dead and that you look like a fool attempting to maintain it.
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*Actually, a spellchecker would not have flagged that, because the word too is spelled correctly... stupid!
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SUCK. MY. COCK. STUPID.
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LOL! Too easy. Yup, my work here is done.
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"and when said person does this, he'll STILL dismiss it and the other person's lack of common sense or he'll just scream 'troll' and light the torches and fetch the pitchforks."
which is exactly why i am not going to wade through posts and posts of the diarrhea that comes out of his brain. EVERYONE knows he does it, well, except for it seems himself. EVERYONE knows he levels claims of racism at people who just say like "shes ugly" and then proceeds to say shit like, "look at who you like? no black people, its obvious your racist"
and you are right, there IS no point to prove it wrong cause no matter WHAT i post, and what i link, hell still deny it.
but like i said, thats not the point.
IDK about you, but i honestly feel bad for Goliano and ANYONE like goliano. people who feel the need to question EVERYTHING someone thats not like THEM does cause they cant give people the benefit of the doubt.
be it Goliano, sitting here going over EVERY comment in a post about Rihanna or Beyonce with a fine tooth comb till he can find someone he can call racist, or a white person who looks over his shoulder EVERYTIME a black person walks by cause of the deep seeded hatred in his mind.
what makes goliano extra sad, he doesnt really that everything he hates, is what he is. maybe thats why hes always doing it... hes projecting what he hates about himself and his life onto people on the internet.
its very sad and i for one hope that he gets some help, cause, man, my pity for him runs deep. i dont hate him, how can i? someone who is that pathetic and oblivous, how can you hate them? all you can do is pity them, and i do.
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LMFAO! Why am I not the least bit surprised? You won't wade thru the posts cuz you know you'll come up empty. You should see if FOX News has openings for writers. They'll love you.
Credibility: Find some.
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"what makes goliano extra sad, he doesnt really that everything he hates, is what he is. maybe thats why hes always doing it... hes projecting what he hates about himself and his life onto people on the internet."
*claps*
I'd kiss you if you were here in town. ^_^
Notice how hours after I left, he was still on here, digging up "proof" of how I'm a "troll". This is exactly what I was talking about. He truly has nothing else going on. And this isn't speculation, it's pretty much confirmed at this point. A Saturday night and he had nothing else better to do than comb through the forum for "incriminating evidence against that Irish witch Caitie". Meanwhile, in real life, lovely Caitie was schooling a couple of physics majors from UW-Parkside in billards, doing shots and having fun.
Unfortunately, I can't feel pity for him, Phil. I can only express confusion and wonder. Confusion for why he feels he has to act this way and wonder for why he can't connect with anyone else on here on a personal level. I also wonder what horrible things happened to him to cause him to think and act the way that he does. Trauma is a horrible thing. I should know, I wrote the book on it. Maybe someday he'll realize that his actions are alienating him. Maybe not. But I don't have much time to worry about it. I can't help him, you can't help him, none of us can really help him. We can be supportive, but we can't help him. He can only help himself. And some people just don't want to help themselves. They'd rather stay in a rut and be oblivious to the problems around them.
Oh well.
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You might wanna space out your Jeremy Bosco comments a bit more.
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Hmm, I thought I missed something in my hurry to get back to the game.
"Sunday, October 4th, 2009 @ 11:33am"
Now, what was it you're saying is confirmed?
Next time you see those "physics majors" have them school you on the difference between AM and PM.
P.S. I had a great time, too... even shot two hat tricks! Woo Hoo!
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"I also wonder what horrible things happened to him to cause him to think and act the way that he does. Trauma is a horrible thing."
you know dude, after reading that, i actually pity him alot more than i did.
thats such a great observation. i cant even imagine the kind of horrible things he went through that made him act out the way he does.
i never even thought about that. man, i feel extra bad now, but ill give you a hand for such an astute observation.
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Indeed.
Oh and check your inbox when you can.
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Oh just STFU and go bathe in cum, you semiliterate spew monkey.
We all hate you on here.
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I may have replied to the wrong person.
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No problem. It's obvious who that was directed at.
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I could have replied to the wrong person, or I could have replied to the precise person I aimed for, and Therein lies the Mystery, and only I can say what's right or wrong.
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Let's see, I'll flip a coin, and regardless to how it lands, I'll still not give a fuck. Mystery solved!
Now you're freed up to get on with those plans you referred to, like I am.
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HEY! SARAH PALIN HAS AMAZING TASTE IN SHOES!!!!!!!
She always makes sure to jack her shoes from only the cutest farmgirls from Kansas.
And Sarah Palin is a crack broomstick rider. She can even skywrite with one.
Don't be dissin' Sarah Palin...or else she'll sick her flying monkeys after you.
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looks like one of her flying monkeys just got nicked.
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letterman's a horndog
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i will say this, hes smarter than Jay Leno when it comes to that angle. how many times do we see pictures of Jay blatently staring at someones Cleavage? LOL
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i never heard jay accused of any affairs
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jay has an affair each night with his eyes...
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An affair with the eyes? There's no such thing.
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very very true. he hasnt been, and always talks about Mavis. but he does always get caught leering.
but yes, i guess jay is the "look but not touch" kinda guy.
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if you take enough pictures of 2 ppl having a conversation u can always find a pic where one person appears to be looking at the other person's cleavage
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Moe i hate your sexist comments here. I understand that hos will be hos and thats nasty, but Letterman is nasty as well. The guy is a fuckin creepy old nasty perverted bastard and now that he came clean on the show, people have respect for him. BULLSHIT. He is nasty and should be embarrassed.
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Moe, clearly is racist against women.
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Moe our political coverage is outstanding
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haha. dude, i know...it's a sad-sad operation that we're forced to run here...
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MOE!!! SARAH PALIN STOLE MY SHOES!!! MAKE HER GIVE 'EM BACK!
Barack won't stop touching me!!!
Hillary wiped a booger on me!
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Bob Dole stole my Pen!!!
Keith Olbermann stole Kanye's Personality
John McCain stole my hand gestures!!
Ted Kennedy stole my car!
Mark Sanford wooed my south american girlfriend!!!
Bill Clinton hid my cigar!!
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Only in America!
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Well the rest of the world's politicians are just boring. Or their press is too busy getting thrown out of tall buildings to come up with good dirt on their leaders.
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Now that's a Stupid Human Trick.
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Don't leave Letterman off the Dumbass of the Year list, he managed to get himself blackmailed by engaging in the same hypocritical activities he was always ridiculing. Yeah, that's a dumbass alright....
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his job is to make fun of people, so i don't blame him.
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fuck that. he has every right to go for the poon in his own back yard.
i would. and i'd make them all take every bit of my load on their face.
you don't have to respect women that are below you like that and for him, they are all below him. big time.
must be nice to be loaded.
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As a woman, you know if you marry someone with money and power they're going to screw around. It's a given. I would if i was loaded. Whatever.
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That's why I've tried to project myself as a perfect husband by staying poor and impotent. Hasn't helped me find a potential wife so far though :(
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i hope letterman boned 40 or 50 of the people that he worked with.
good for him.
he's fucking loaded in NYC. what the fuck else are you gonna do? you can't go out and meet regular girls because most regular girls are fucking lame. so you meet PA's on set. nice. all those girls want to do is please you so they can keep their job. it's the best pussy he'll ever get because he doesn't have to work for it.
i can't get pussy like that.
i don't have fuck you money.
i get the sloppy seconds at the bar up the street and am perfectly fine with that.
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Yr all stupid! Dave can fuck whoever he wants and deal with the repercussions personally and finacially, while all you arm-chair quarterbacks get yr shit in a knot.
Sara Palin is a stupid dumb cunt and any retard that says otherwise falls into the same category.
Nuff said.
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You might say Dave stepped on his dick. What a dumbass. Serves him right.
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I dont see what the big deal is...he is rich, famous and bangs as many women as he wants. Shame on the chicks who spreads their legs, not him.
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I agree. This is such a non-story. Who in a position of power doesn't bang a staff member? Maybe......Jay Leno.
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and that is only because his chin would get in the way
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lol I doubt his wife even has sex with him.
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Hard to catch him when he has so many car back seats to hide in.
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dumbass of the year award goes to david carradine or michael jackson. what stupid ways to die
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You equate a death by homicide to that brought about by auto-erotic asphyxiation??? It's official, moejackson.com is infested with blabbering, nonsensical kooks.
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What do you expect? After all, you got this website in exchange for selling your soul.
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Stalking are we? Baby got her fwagile wittle feewings hurt?
I'll wait while you collect your thoughts and rewrite that.
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i'll cut to the meat & potatoes.
you will never own anything in your life. you have no ambition. you have no drive. you are content. you're already dead. you don't even know it. you are the typical fat lazy American. a loud mouthed uncouth barely educated opinionated fuck-up who only exists to suck in oxygen. you are the reason why people like me exist. people with drive and focus and goals. movers, shakers. so, i guess you win, goliano! oh noes! you got me! BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHAAAAAAAMMMAMAMANANANANANANANANANA......BANANAPHONE....AAAAAAWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.
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And allow me:
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oh, it's FUN to see people get all bent out of shape. you're a toy to me. a fun toy that i can take out and play with and poke and prod and then it gets all wound up and shoots sparks and i laugh and laugh and laugh at the silly little toy...and then i put it back on the shelf for when i need to be amused.
this has nothing to do with making me feel better. nothing, at all. but it's clear that's the case with you, and you've managed to turn EVERYBODY against you on this board, but like i said, you're too goddamn cockfucking ignorant and stupid to realize it. this is really an amusement to me.
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Okay, then I'll just sit back and watch you try to convince yourself to what you're actually doing.
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I'd rather not. I wouldn't want to see you get all agitated and steamy during the game.
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You already have.
Agitated like this, you mean?
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^fag alert
This is what I'm talking about, I AM NOT YOUR HOMIE OR WHATEVER.
You are on your own.
You're already probably steamy and pissin' in your pants, you're so agitated.
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Am I detecting a nervous breakdown on your part? A further leaving of your senses? *lashing out at her own quoted words. the poor wretch of a woman* Oh well, continue if you must. *on my own? oh, she must mean my lack of aliases and nincompoops, like Phil, to cosign everything I say tongue to ass* Um, yeah, you were saying??
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Just get the fuck out before we rip out every one of your stitches due to this thread.
Ya feel me?
Tearing you to shreds was kinda fun, I'll admit, but get out before we really cut you and make you into an ornament, but only because we'll get the penalty for your stupid ass, or will we?
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Still attempting to psyche yourself up, I see. Anyway...
You take this place pretty seriously, don't you? Like it's a clubhouse built of scrap wood and you're 7. It even sounds like you'd die for it... given all the tough talk and empty threats. I must admit, your saying, "Ya feel me?", did put the fear of Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver into my soul. *shivers* Woo! Scary! Do you carry a homemade slingshot, too?
Here's what's gonna happen, o queen of ludes and shrooms, I'll continue to do as I please here, there, and anywhere, and you'll just have to deal with it however you see fit. But you might wanna sharpen your shredder, cuz it's current condition is simply dull and annoying.
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There are million ways to die, choose one.
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Surprise me.
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P.S stop shittin' your bed, I hope you have a nice image of what I wrote about the ornament tonight. ;-)
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HEY!
IF YOU'RE GONNA RIP OFF MY OLD POSTS, AT LEAST PM ME BEFOREHAND.
kthx
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WTF??? Lord, help this bipolar nutjob, PLEASE!! GMAFB!!
This is enough stupid for one night.
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Man, you just can't have enough trashin' on you, can you?
Do not compare to some broad on the internet, I am my own man, you got that, reptilia?
And your comebacks are lame to say the least, I seek better opponents.
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Caitie you really need help. You're just all over the place and it really reeks of desperation and fail. This is a blog... not real life. Tell yourself that, Caitie, a few hundred times, 'til it sinks in. As a matter of fact, Caitie, go spend some time with your "husband", catch up with your "family". Anyone with those obligations surely wouldn't be on here always arguing with someone whom they say is always on here. No one is fooled by your aliases, Caitie, the grating irritant you are shines thru in your writing no matter what name it's under. Your good Caitie/bad Caitie routine is laughable, as well. The fact you think you're pulling the wool over anyone's eyes increases that hilarity 10-fold. Now, Caitie, have fun talking amongst all 3+ of your selfs, today, cuz I've got work to do. I'll pop in around lunch to see if you need to be further regulated.
And, oh yeah, thanks for the chuckle below beginning at 12:22am. Freud would be impressed.
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"...And your comebacks are lame to say the least, I seek better opponents."
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Any similarity must have been purely coincidental, I don't know you, you are the poser.
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Riiiight.
At least you got it right.
Carry on.
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Everyone loves a fine ornament...;-)
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dumbass of the year award goes to david carradine or michael jackson. what stupid ways to die
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