I Want This Job: Andy Golub Paints On Naked Chicks! OW!
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsAndy Golub is seriously living the life. Earlier this afternoon the dude was out in Times-fucking-Square doing one his kickass art pieces which involves painting nude bodies of five chicks. He claims they are all legal and since nearby police didn't stop him (they were all men), we're assuming Andy's telling the truth. Major props to our horndogg-driven legal system!
Anyway, with the God awful global financial crisis making it difficult for chicks to find jobs, it's nice to see that the art industry is hiring.






















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i think i will apply to that, i saw the job on monster.com and now that i see it i may be able to do it
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lol
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You forgot one:
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Great Job!....now we need a better model casting person!!...because these fucking models are fucking UGLY!
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how about painting VS' models?
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These are the most busted ass chicks I have ever seen.
Damn...
"Thank you affirmative action" lol
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dibs on the brunette
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haha from this evidence it looks like the worst job, these girls are ew
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Legal my ass..those are just fucking kids....ugly one's too...I wonder how much they got payed for that? That guy can paint my dick and I won't even charge him...
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girls who stick their tongues out are sexy
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If I was a cop I wouldn't stop him either.
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I think these girls are pretty. This is what real girls look like. Not models.
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what a fucking pedo
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Plain girls, and simply the ugliest body painting I have ever seen.
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dude, you can't compare this to Sports Illustrated or Playboy.
This guy is just another type of artist...
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i want the job of washing it off..
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is the first one a dude with tits???
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The painting is definitely amateur and fifth rate. Same thing goes for the girls.
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Can I lick the paint off of the 2nd Chick from the left?
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Wow I think I may know the 2nd from the left.
Almost got me arrest, Don't ask /=
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