I Want This Job: Andy Golub Paints On Naked Chicks! OW!

Photo Credit: Splash News

Andy Golub is seriously living the life. Earlier this afternoon the dude was out in Times-fucking-Square doing one his kickass art pieces which involves painting nude bodies of five chicks. He claims they are all legal and since nearby police didn't stop him (they were all men), we're assuming Andy's telling the truth. Major props to our horndogg-driven legal system!

Anyway, with the God awful global financial crisis making it difficult for chicks to find jobs, it's nice to see that the art industry is hiring.

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i think i will apply to that, i saw the job on monster.com and now that i see it i may be able to do it

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 7:26pm
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142 DIGS vs 16 HATER ALERTS vs 3 DIRTY ALERTS
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lol

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 5:58pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!
1346 DIGS vs 3957 HATER ALERTS vs 2 DIRTY ALERTS
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You forgot one:

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 7:57pm
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308 DIGS vs 173 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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Great Job!....now we need a better model casting person!!...because these fucking models are fucking UGLY!

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 8:01pm
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7843 DIGS vs 1302 HATER ALERTS vs 377 DIRTY ALERTS
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how about painting VS' models?

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 11:03am
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1758 DIGS vs 565 HATER ALERTS vs 21 DIRTY ALERTS
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These are the most busted ass chicks I have ever seen.
Damn...
"Thank you affirmative action" lol

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 8:10pm
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5128 DIGS vs 806 HATER ALERTS vs 409 DIRTY ALERTS
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dibs on the brunette

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 8:17pm
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1444 DIGS vs 244 HATER ALERTS vs 2 DIRTY ALERTS
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haha from this evidence it looks like the worst job, these girls are ew

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 8:21pm
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Legal my ass..those are just fucking kids....ugly one's too...I wonder how much they got payed for that? That guy can paint my dick and I won't even charge him...

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 8:55pm
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girls who stick their tongues out are sexy

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 @ 9:01pm
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If I was a cop I wouldn't stop him either.

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 3:36am
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I think these girls are pretty. This is what real girls look like. Not models.

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 3:44am
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309 DIGS vs 44 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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what a fucking pedo

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 5:13am
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Plain girls, and simply the ugliest body painting I have ever seen.

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 7:37am
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dude, you can't compare this to Sports Illustrated or Playboy.

This guy is just another type of artist...

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 8:45am
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142 DIGS vs 16 HATER ALERTS vs 3 DIRTY ALERTS
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i want the job of washing it off..

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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142 DIGS vs 16 HATER ALERTS vs 3 DIRTY ALERTS
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is the first one a dude with tits???

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 @ 6:26pm
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674 DIGS vs 160 HATER ALERTS vs 14 DIRTY ALERTS
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The painting is definitely amateur and fifth rate. Same thing goes for the girls.

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 2:23pm
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Can I lick the paint off of the 2nd Chick from the left?

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 9:10pm
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Wow I think I may know the 2nd from the left.
Almost got me arrest, Don't ask /=

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 8:49pm
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