I WANT THIS JOB! Candice Swanepoel Bikini Changing Assistant!!!
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSorry but the quality of these photos mostly suck but here's Candice Swanepoel in St. Barts doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret. Yesterday we had a desired job with Marisa Miller and today with Candice. Where on the Victoria's Secret website are these job openings!?
Related in a Scandalous way:
- I WANT THESE JOBS!! Candice Swanepoel Did A Bikini Photo Shoot!
- ST. BARTS TRAVEL ALERT!! Candice Swanepoel On Location!!
- Bikini Winter! Candice Swanepoel Does A Photo Shoot in Exotic St. Barts!
- Candice Swanepoel: VS Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts
- St. Barts: Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos From Her Victoria's Secret Shoot! OW!
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Just being around where they do all this shit, would be enough for me...
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jesus, even I want this job!
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i usually don't take these posts seriously but i really really want this job
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Good thing it wasn't Kimmy K. Otherwise Moe would have had to use the bag from when she went shopping the other day to cover up that butt crack.
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Yeah this job is pretty awesome. I might get a chubby though.
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wonder how much he pays her for this type of...cough...work
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For cleanliness they always wear a nude color g-string, but they definitely don't wear anytying under the top. you'd see tits for sure.
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that blows....show the toys
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ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH! HNNNNNNG!
*heart attack*
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Having that job would evoke the Cialis commercial's warning: "Erections lasting longer than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical help."
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if you want to wipe grown womens asses go work in a nursing home Jackson.
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I just finished applying for this job!
*fingers crossed* hahahaha
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ha, too late, they just called me YAYYYYYYYY :D :D :D
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NO WAY!
The interviewer told me that if I did a special favor for him, the job would definitely be mine!!!
THAT BASTARD! hahaha
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hehehe, the interviewer told me the same thing, I guess I showed ummmmmm more enthusiasm..... lol
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You both can have this job.
I get to give Kate Beckinsale a sponge bath everyday.
Boo-yah.
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sorry to tell ya but kate's been mine since time started,,,and as I'm over 783 years old I'll always win....your bath is ready Katie.....never can be too clean you know :->
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even jesus wants this job!!
seriously what a body!
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awesome
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nice...sometimes her head looks huge, sometimes normal and even small...weird.
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Fantastic body!
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she's definitely for leg men out there. Marissa is for the boob men. Choose your flavor...lol
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dang... I'm an ass man. But I don't consider ass a flavor :P
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She looks great even in these poor quality disposable camera pictures.
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she has no ass at all but the legs and hips are to die for. face is sexy as well. she will become an angel.. no doubt about it. MUCH nicer body than doutzen.
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I like her body
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my first reaction JESUS
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I would be fired after the first couple minutes! ..for raising the flag!
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yes, no tits or ass but somehow she looks good. Bar Rafaeli has a nicer body IMO (overall impact with the T&A)
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i would
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I'd rather have the job of being her panties
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I want to get into her panties.
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id rather be her panties too
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the waist and hips are amazing! I'm all about the tiny waist
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Her ass is flat
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what a body!
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Bastardly's dream job.
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Oh Emm Gee.
How did i miss this post?
I WILL murder you all for this job.
Nothing personal.
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