I WANT THIS JOB! Marisa Miller's Designated Bikini Adjuster!!!
Monday, October 19th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo how does a person sign up to be a Victoria's Secret bikini adjuster? Marisa Miller was on location in St. Barts for another Victoria's Secret bikini photoshoot.
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I' prefer to be her Designated Panty Sniffer
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dude, gross
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i rather touch then smell, i wonder if any guy on a set has ever had sex with these women, it has to have happened at least once
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can't these lazy celebrities do anything themselves?
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Way too skinney..
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Dear Marisa:
I am writing this in response to your recent job opening. Please email me at your earliest and wettest convenience.
DrTentacle: Designated Orifice Penetrator
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i love marisa's body but those bikinis are hideous! actually most of victoria's secret's clothing are ugly as hell... it's such false advertisement too. none of the models would ever wear that shit. and in what alternate universe would a girl with abs like ms. miller wear a tankini?
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Normally I'm a fan of Marisa's...BUT,
on page 1 she looks a bit to skinny and on page 2 the pictures are of such poor quality you really cant be 100% sure who it is.
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I have her body type except I'm way chubbier in the booty and thigh area. If I were to lose those 10lbs, my face would implode...lol
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MILF status achieved
:P
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how is that having her body type then?
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lol exactly
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her body is so fucking perfect
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Her tits are fake btw.
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no, they are not.
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Nope, not fake.
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i want this job, too!
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having someone's body type does not mean their exact body. I have the same shoulders/boobs/waist/hip/butt shape but my butt and thighs have a little more junk because I eat to keep my face full. This girl is cut everywhere and I'm softer below the waist.
Her boobs are real because this body type has big boobs and a round butt but not super wide hips or extra long legs.
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I wouldn't mind that job either, but shit I wouldn't put my nose that close to her ass...no telling what she mighta had for lunch..
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Whats so fucking special about this chick?
ugly body, too thin, no ass
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and she looks old
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she makes ugly bikinis look hottt. most gorgeous woman on the planett.
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she is getting skinnier day by day
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she doesnt look good
she looks soo washedup all the time
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She looks so old..
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cool
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