I Want This Job: "Megan Fox Bra Adjuster"
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Actually, I want any job which involves Megan Fox, but "Bra Adjuster" is probably in my top five---right below, of course, "Megan Fox Panties Adjuster."
Anyway, you can check out the full set of pics from Megan Fox's photo shoot over here.






















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Yeah It's a sweet job, but I doubt it would be easy.
For a start... their's the "inapropriate and embarrassing, unscheduled boner" that will undoubtedly happen all to regularly (that may even lead to pre-mature firing).
Then their's the "Hairy palms" from the recurring need to rub one out, after every odd adjustment.
Plus it's just too much of a tease for the average male. That is why the job is usually undertaken by women and gays.
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that has to be a great job.
i, however, would prefer being the cameltoe adjuster. that is where the money is at.
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lucky bitch!!...
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Her Bra is fine - that chick is just feeling her Tits (can you blame her?)
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and you know this, nigga!!!!!!!!!
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