Is Ana Ivanovic Really Sleeping With Brandon Davis?! BAAASTARD!

These pics were snapped over the weekend in Australia.

God damn, if Brandon Davis is in fact banging Ana Ivanovic, the Bastardly highly recommends triple bagging your goods before sexing up Ana. And all this time, She seemed like such a wholesome girl!! Oh well.

Brandon Davis might just have more STDs than Paris Hilton b/c he's obviously the ultimate manwhore judging by the extensively long list of celebrity ass he has pleasured in the past---a list that includes Paris Hilton & friends, Mischa Barton & friends, Lindsay Lohan & friends & God knows who else...)! I have to admit, I'm a bit envious of his "heir to billions" manwhore lifestyle, but is a long list of painful STDs really worth it?! Tough call...

Anyway, the Ana bikini pics we posted earlier today were old, as one visitor pointed out. These are the new pics that was referenced in the comment.

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Thhhat's not Brandon Davis.

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 4:05pm
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hah. this dude looks just as greasy...

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 4:06pm
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that guy looks more like a long lost baldwin brother

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 4:07pm
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forget the guy, she looks great here

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 4:09pm
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that's adam scott. he's a pro golfer. same pics were up on a bunch of sports sites

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 5:14pm
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fuck this guy i want to fuck ana and play tennis with her

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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my 6 months pregnant wife has smaller waist than this girl, this is not a horrible body but really average.

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 5:43pm
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for such a big girl she is very flat! no ass no tits! she is very pretty in the face tho.!!!

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 6:50pm
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This guy is australian golfer Adam Scott.. and he is only a friend who took her and her team to the beach in his hometown. She has her boyfriend, spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco, there in Australia with her..

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 7:29pm
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Her torso looks a bit thick but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for that.

Monday, January 5th, 2009 @ 8:28pm
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No way is that Brandon Davis. It is not even nearly fat and sloppy enough. And besides, there is no greasy slug trail. But that guy's navel IS sort of disgusting.

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 @ 12:48am
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Let me thank you now for the nightmares I'm going to have later. I thought I'd banished Greasy Bear from my mind.

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 @ 3:17am
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Ana may not have the perfect body but she does get a lot of extra credit for her sexual potential and ability. She has those professional tennis player athletic legs and the rest of her nimble body is an impending sexual dream.

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 @ 3:23pm
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Oh it fooled me, she was in for the Brisbane tennis comp...*yawn* what a hottie, Ana that is

Friday, January 9th, 2009 @ 9:04am
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HOWD U GET THIS WRONG?
OF COURSE THATS NOT BRANDON DAVIS U TOOLS

Friday, January 30th, 2009 @ 4:07pm
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