Is Cristiano Ronaldo Really Sleeping With Paris Hilton?! WTF?

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Less than 24 hours following her breakup with Douche Reinhardt, Paris Hilton was spotted making out with none other than Cristiano Ronaldo, of all people, at a Hollywood club last night.

The dude just signed a $131 million contract with Real Madrid, so why celebrate by sexing up a washed up, STD-infested chick who's pretty much the equivalent of a celebrity prostitute? We'll assume he was drunk and any sex that ensued was simply meaningless, drunken sex.

Anyway, Certified Bastard TORO messaged us a couple hours back with the following:
Check this out...You guys have to post this...

Paris Hilton may have hooked up with soccer stud, Cristiano Ronaldo.

The superstars were allegedly getting intimate at L.A. hotspot, MyHouse, last night. Apparently Paris, who broke up with Doug Reinhardt less than 24 hours ago, wants to cash in on Ronaldo’s success. The soccer stud is set to join the Real Madrid soccer team for a world record of 80 million pounds (approximately $132, 575, 998 dollars)!

Seems like Paris, finally got her way! Although Hilton's rep denied it, rumor is that the heiress has been head over heels for Ronaldo since they met him at a nightclub, last summer. Back then, sources say Ronaldo didn't pay much attention to the heiress. This time around things were apparently much different.

Sources told X17 Online: ‘Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks.'

Apparently the fun didn’t stop there. Paris and her sister, Nicky, reportedly left the club in a chauffeured car, while Ronaldo hopped in a cab around 3am! According to reports, Cristiano then went to Nicky’s residence in West Hollywood and didn’t leave until 5am. Paris has yet to be seen!


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1 Bastard Digs This!

Damn, I did't even think Ronaldo would sink this low!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:11pm
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Im not surprised! He is known to fuck hookers and trannies.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:17am
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Who cares, STD whore & soccer scumbag.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:18pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

perfect match made in porno hell.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:32pm
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Always looks good with Black stockings. Not bad.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:20pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

if he penis enters her vagina he will start to suck at soccer

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:20pm
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cmon now, Paris might be Paris, but shes NO Jessica Simpson type LOL

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:36pm
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3 Bastards Dig This!

You know what Bastardly...... this is the third time today you have offended me with this HO. And for some reason... I cannot stop myself from commenting on IT. WHY. WHY! THANKS YOU BASTARDS, now I have to bleach my eyes again.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:25pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Wow maybe he practices kicking balls into that huge coochie GOAL !!!!!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:34pm
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just curious since i dont know anything about soccar/futbol

is he worth that much money? like is he THAT GOOD that he should make THAT much money forplaying his sport.

now i realize that NO ONE should get paid "that much" money for playing a sport, so my questions is in reference to the sporting world, and his standing with his skill against the soccar/futbol world.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 4:56pm
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yeah he is worth it, he's one of, if not the best footballer in the world. He's a genius on the pitch.

Too bad he's a massive cock.
I hope Hilton gives him syphilis.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:02pm
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Cristiano Ronaldo won 'FIFA World Player of The Year' award in 2008. Of course he is the best player in the world (plus Lionel Messi).

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:31pm
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yes, he is that good... just check out some of his videos on Youtube... and you WILL be amazed... Beckham got paid a lot when he went to the LA Galaxy, and Ronaldo is a MUCH better player!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:53pm
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thanks guys... whats teh general opinion of Freddie Adu? i think he was supposed to turn out to be the Michael Jordan/Tiger Woods of Soccar/futbol.

the only other one i know is Tony Meola, and only because he tried out as a kicker for the ny jets, and i already know he was... average at best.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:38pm
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dude, this dude did not sign with real madrid. he signed with manchester united..... not that it makes any difference... but i guess this guy always had a crush on her, i heard. but she is the one who kept on rejecting his ass....

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:03pm
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Actually he's due to sign with Real before the end of the month. Ferguson has let him go due to his numerous requests.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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It doesn't matter how many of you people hate this chick and find her ugly. She obviously has no problems getting guys. What gets me is how Jennifer Anuston with her good reputation and all of her fans saying she's hot. Cant seem to get a man. I guess public opinion is really NOT what counts Paris must be doing somethng right.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:09pm
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Ronaldo must have been on heavy crack to even consider touching that dirty ass cunt
What happen with the Hot bitch he was doing last summer?

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:15pm
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Ronaldo has a thing for hookers so I'm not surprised if he's with Paris Hilton.

Hooking up with her would also be good for him to become a famous name in America.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:23pm
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He didn't sign with Real just yet. Manchester United ( his club ) accepted an offer of 94M euros from Real Madrid. Now Ronaldo is discussing contract terms with Real.

To Phillip McCraken : Unlike pro leagues in the states, soccer doesn't have salary caps, drats, franchises etc. Majors clubs in Europe are pretty much independant companies. That explains why the transfers and salaries are every year higher. The Ronaldo transfer, if it happens, would be the highest ever recorded. ( Still biggest transfer to date is Zidane from Juventus to Real ).
But yeah, various politicians in europe have pointed out to the insane amount of money soccer is generating.
Ronaldo's salary, if he moves to Real, would be 9M euros a year.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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Well Real already broke the Zidane record by buying Kaka for £56million as for Ronaldo's contract the leak is its a 6 year deal starting off at 9.1 mill a year and a fixed 25% increase each year.
If that shit is true hes going to be on like 20million a year by the end of that deal

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:39pm
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So who thinks he going to pull a "Adriano", drink too much, get fat, and lose interest in football?

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:43pm
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well being a Barcelona Fan..let's all hope so!!...even better hope he gets sifilis n HIV...que se muera el puto!!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:04pm
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Oh yea for sure he'll do an Adriano/Ronaldinho

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:25pm
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That didn't happen with Adriano... he's still playing really good, in fact he had a great game with Brazil a little while ago! You must mean Ronaldo...

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:56pm
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Adriano is playing in the Brazilian league (i think Ronaldo is also playing there)...but his not what he used to be...n the brazil league is nothing agains the Italian league...or any league from Europe!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 8:23pm
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holy shit.... 6 year deal, starting at 9.1 million..... EUROS!!! with a 25% pay raise EVERY YEAR?

wow... by year 4? with the exchange rate, hell be making more in salary that A-rod does for the yankees...

jesus thats ALOT of money...

my next question than, ight sound stupid, cause i am aware at how big soccar/futbol IS in eurpoe...

generally does it generate as much revenue as say American football or Baseball?

not so much salaries for the players, but commerically, sponoships, etc etc....

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:41pm
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I'm clueless as to what american sports generate in revenue but last year Real Madrid made close to 340million Euros for the year and they just sold there tv rights for the next 5 seasons 800million euros

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:47pm
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thats interesting, id suggest that its about the same. ok thanks, i officially "get" why if he is not the best persay, but, top 5 or 10? in his sport why he got such a nice contract.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 4:14pm
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as much as i hate him he is easily top 2 in constant quailty only Messi is better Imo

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 8:32pm
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European soccer clubs are very famous in Asian country, which is full with people that will spend all their money to make the club even richer...

I'm one of the victim of Manchester United's virus in Asia and I'm proud of it.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 10:20am
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this just goes to show that men will sleep with anything. gross.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:30pm
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He's lucky he already passed the physical. Real Madrid might not want a player carrying 43 STDs.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:33pm
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Does anyone saw his pictures from last week ?

Totally gay, he was caught wearing a gals shorts, a tight t shrt and a pink flower attached to his cap, simply homo, especially when you take into account the episode from 2005 when pics of him wearing gals outfits emerged in Portuguese media, joined by his then former girlfriend saying that he only had sex with her in drag, with heels and son

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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The weird part is that Ronaldo is always with the most beautiful models from Europe...n this is the best he can fuck in the US...WTF...now the real news is that his Wort 132 millions...New record for a Futbol player...and his not that great of a player...it shows that looks does mather everywhere!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:43pm
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Si si senor! tu eres muy inteligente!

Me gusta el espagnol!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:48pm
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He *is* that great of a player. He is that great of a toolbag, too.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:01pm
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Messi is the greates now...Ibrahamovic is great...Frank Lampard is better...even Rooney and Carlos Teves are better...now who sell more...C Ronaldo!!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:08pm
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Nooooooooo not fat frank lampard!! We hate him. Yes Rooney had a fantastic run this past season but his fitness is inconsistent. Messi, yes i agree with you there. But even though i hate Ronaldo, i can't deny his talent, he has a brain made for football.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:14pm
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u a Liverpool Fan?

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:42pm
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Azezeal, and when did the last time Liverpool win their Premiership title?

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 10:10am
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Well thats orginal and ive not even abused Utd
we will win it one day!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 11:04am
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Oh, come on! The only one close to Ronaldo is Messi, but he is not as well-rounded. Just look at Ronaldo's free kicks and finishing.

I like Messi more though, because he doesn't dive (much) and isn't an arrogant asshole.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:22pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

especially the arrogant asshole part!!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:40pm
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Mr Hankey, the christmas shit, I couldnt agree more.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 10:06am
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just another proof that money can NOT buy good taste
he's always been like a male whore, always will be
brilliant in the field though

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:44pm
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Wtf indeed.
Dude listen to a fellow countryman.
100 mil gets you much better quality material...

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 5:57pm
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I think that their collective STD's will battle each other to a stalemate. Then, the one true Ring, the Ring that will rule them all, will be thrown into the fires of Mordor in order to purge the world of evil. (So, this might be a good thing...)

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:19pm
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Great for Paris, terrible for Ronaldo.
If he did not have herpes before, he has it now...

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:06pm
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im surprised only 1 person actually said he was gay
usually in other blogs and sites he's called gay a bunch of times, and id thought it would be worse here but im surprised

imo, he's just an extreme metrosexual, if he fucked gemma atkinson and those hot chicks he's always with i dont c how he's gay

anyway....
i really cant believe he would be with paris, thats super low dude, u no u could do way way better than that, im disappointed, i always respect man whores =], but now u pull this bull shit
fuck man, just fuck
and u just got all that $, makes it even worse

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 8:04pm
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Fuck what you people think! you'll never bring me down and the more you hate me the richer and more beautiful I'm gonna get and Ronaldo still loves me despite these comments

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:31pm
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hey i know we bag on paris, and rightly so, but, shes one of those people if you are like thsi dude, or Gay-Rod or tiger woods, etc etc that you can date and axctually NOT worryabout weather shes with you for yoru money or not.

cause, shell be richer than fuck one day, as if she isnt already, and like i said, granted we bag on her for things, but for a rich dude, thats at least ONE redeeming aspect to dating Paris Hilton.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:44pm
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They deserve each other.
That is all I have to say.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:53pm
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Check out the other slutty women he has dated. Most of them are average looking anyway. The hottest has been Gemma Atkinson, the rest not so hot. Remember last year when he was with that fugly Spanish whore who used him to get some publicity. He has poor taste in women IMO. Paris is not hot whatsoever but she's a slut and he likes sluts.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:24pm
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ARGHHH THAT BURNS ME..
IM HOTTT PICK MEEEE RONALDO!! HAHAHA
BUT SERIOUSLY.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 11:34am
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Ronaldo only thinks of fucking their pussy, not their faces... and yes, he has a very bad taste in woman.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 10:03am
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i heard he liked them really skanky and easy but my god, he sank this low? Disgusting...he really is a man whore...this, once more, confirms it.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:27pm
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Soccer players aren't famous for their intellectual, so his misfortune ain't totally unjustified.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 11:42pm
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they are both whores...they deserve eachother.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 11:51pm
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I HATE PARIS. PARIS IS A WHORE,SLUT,BITCH AND CUNT. PARIS IS UGLY,FUGLY AND FAT.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 2:15am
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he doesnt get the 131 million machester united does

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 8:42am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

That's right...
and Man United will use that money to buy another great player..
Ronaldo is just a fucking ungrateful asshole..

as for Florentino Perez: Fuck you very much, asshole.. Money can't buy title, you fuck...

I fucking hate Real Madrid and all their fucking Los Galacticos plan.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 9:58am
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God, I never been so angry before....

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 9:59am
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let them have the galacticos it failed once before

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 10:11am
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I dont know if this club is big enough for all the superstar players' ego...

See what happen to Chelsea now? and their first Galacticos plan fucked up, even Becks couldnt save em..

Remember instant karma, fucking Perez...

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 10:24am
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Well at least it will be Entertaining to see the Clash of van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo again being as the last time they had a dick slaping contest Ruud ended up getting sold

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 11:09am
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ANY guy that sticks his dick inside this nasty WHORE deserves to catch whatever she has, this whore has no morals or is NOT even remotely attractive, this whore needs to vanish.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 9:29am
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Paris Hilton is hot & sexy. She seems really cool too on her show, you haters need to get some sex or something.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 10:57am
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IF THIS IS TRUE I. WILL. DIE.
IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH THIS MAN SINCE 2004! THATS A LONG ASS UNATTAINABLE CRUSH PEOPLE!!!

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 11:32am
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he failed his medical... paris related? He's got a pelvic problem apparently.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 12:57pm
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omg people make me laugh.. who here earns as much as these two? who here is that talented at football and paris hilton might do nothing but shes earned alot of her OWN money doing nothing. its there life if its even true tabloids will make up anything for money. they probably pecked on the cheek so they had to be snogging right

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:39pm
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i sincerely hope that these 2 whores both drink and drive and die in car accident for good sake of human race.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 8:23pm
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I fucked Paris and Nikki and I must admit Nikki is tight.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 8:35am
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I love Man United and Ronaldo, thanks and fuck you very much for what you've done to United.

He's a real arrogant scumbag and she's a ho. Perfect couple..

Fucking ungrateful douchebag.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 9:55am
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Ronaldo you are too goodlooking for paris, honestly more and more she looks like a drag queen!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 11:09am
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what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i should not be suprised he is a bloody womaniser.first Paris and then another bloody slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i If he fucked Paris he is so going to get STD and Herpes

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 @ 3:07am
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C'mon ya'll am I the only 1 that hasn't has Paris. I feel so left out. I should be happy but still.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 10:39pm
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