Is Reggie Bush Kourtney Kardashian's Baby-Daddy?!!?! NO WAY!!
Thursday, August 13th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs loyal followers of worthless news, most of you guys already know that Kourtney Kardashian is officially knocked up. You would've thought the Kardashians were a pro-choice family, but that's obviously not the case. Kourtney, the oldest Kardashian sister, is deciding to keep the child, whose daddy still remains anonymous. With so much money backing her up & Mexico just a couple hours away, the news that she didn't abort the baby is coming as a surprise to the public (especially the mysterious baby-daddy).
Sources close to the Kardashians (there are many of them, mind you) are claiming that Kourtney Kardashian is desperate for attention these days as her new show "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" is set to premiere on E! network on August 16th. It's nice to see that Kourtney took the high-road by getting some random dude to get her knocked up & create buzz for her upcoming show. It all sounds too bizarre to be true, but we wish Kourt & the baby (assuming there really is a baby) a healthy future.
RUMOR: Kim broke up with Reggie Bush b/c he was sleeping with Kourtney on the side? It's highly possible that the mysterious reason behind Kim breaking off her two year relationship with multi-millionaire NFL running back Reggie Bush was b/c he had unprotected drunken sex with her very own sister. How fucked up is that?!
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So you're saying that Reggie Bush is an animal and can't control himself. Classy.
She is pro-choice...she chose to have the baby.
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i heard kourtney likes to rape crippled children
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I demand to know who knocked up my baby.
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No kidding, can't believe.
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I wonder if Reggie got to Khloe too...
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For all we know it could be Khloe
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fucked up. lol
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That's just wrong.
Plausible, but wrong...lol
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lets throw in that he was doing Chris and Bruce too!!
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damn, that is one scandalous ass assumption. but i'll buy it! can't believe this ho is knocked up... poor child. he has no chance in life.
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I'm as mad as fish grease right now :)
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I think she's a hot mama :-)
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reggie loves bush
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Interesting rumor Moe wonder where I heard it...hmmm
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The homely ones are always the first to knocked up.
/fo reals
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ahahaha
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isn't a whore spawn 1 of the sighs of the apocalypse ??
the end is ever nearer..
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Yeah, but Pamela Anderson's kids are 13 and 11... somethin' shoulda happened by now.
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bad things come in 3's.. when that kid is born BOOM the end.. lol
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LOL! Well I guess we'd better start partyin' like it's May 2010.
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The big one looks even bigger than usual here...
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the kid's not even born and is already being pimped out.. Damn
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You know I gotta say Moe/Bastardly, I have been begging for you to bring back Kourtney to the site and this is a pretty f*cked up way to do it.
Thanks a lot.
There, I got that off my chest.
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This is all bull shit.
I have inside information that says that the father of this bastard child is Ray J.
True story.
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Reggie...you ARE the father. .
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Lets be honest, if the rumors are true good for him. Every guy on this site wants too screw both Kim and Kourt and nail Khloe just to say they had all three. Your going to tell me your going to kick that (Kourt) out of the room even if your nailing Kim.
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to answer your question, things can be VERY fucked up. why do you think im awake and on here at 4 AM?
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Let's cross our fingers and hope it's true. I'm getting bored with these people.
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Incest, probably.
Incest.
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my source actually just said it could now be 2 people:
1) Ray J
2) BRUCE JENNER.
True story.
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This is idiotic. I'm sure she has more reasons to keep the baby then to get more attention. And why couldn't she be a good mother? I also seriously doubt Reggie is the father of the child.
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way to be an unfunny downer. thanks.
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when dealing with fame whores never expect the best.. you can hope 4 the best but expect the worst..
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dont care.
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Are we sure she is prego or is this some rumor to pump up her bullshit reality show for E!
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i really dislike kim k, but this girl is an even bigger piece of shit. she comes off as such a bitch on the show and not to mention she'll do just about anything for fame. i almost feel bad for kim if its true that kourtney is carrying reggie's baby. that would be seriously fucked up
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Monkey faced whore. Hideous face.
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She's so damn whiny and babified. I can't imagine how her baby will turn out. Seeing how jealous she is of Kim, Lord help the child if it turns out to be a girl.
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the baby will turn out whiny and babified and bitchy and uncaring and loud and obnoxious and attention-starved and big assed. what else could a Kardashian poop out?
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i love big-assed babies
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY HUGGIES!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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LOL! And, self-obsessed.
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So, IOW, your typical human being minus the big ass. ;)
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Great now she has a reason to be a bigger cunt
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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we all forgot about douchebag step brother Brody Jenner.. let's toss in her douchebag ex boyfriend also.
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Her tits are gonna look soooo amazing soon.
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the dad is her boyfriend she was dating, dont know his name
she confirmed it
rob i think?
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scott the douce!
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Scott Discik
or w/e
i think its Scott Dick
Kourtney looks Gorgeousssssss
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