Jaslene Gonzalez Promotes A Book With Her Boob! Ow!
Monday, May 11th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsI don't care what you bastards say, but I find this chick & totally see why Russell Simmon hit her up for some "Rich-Dude/Chick-Looking-To-Build-Up-Her-Network" sex. Who wouldn't?
Anyway, these were snapped at Dr Michelle Callahan's "Are you Ms Typed?" book launch party last week at Club Greenhouse in downtown, Manhattan.

























It's "who's", not "whose".
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The world is saved!!! Bastardly has a resident grammer nazi to save us all.
:P
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LOVE her superlong, superskinny legs!
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That's a man.
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plulu - I guess you like chicks with fake boobs. She's sexy - I love skinny models.
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Yeap. plulu loves boring fake boobs bimbos and pin-up whores aka bar and adriana lima.
all the rest are men to her/him.
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She'd be great on a hunting trip in case you run out of arrows.
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man, its amazing what gender reassignment surgery can do these days...should give her surgeons number to Lady makes-me-gag
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Maybe bit too thin but I think she's pretty and her feet are super cute.
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She looks like she knows how to work her legs... I already got a boner at that thought.
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shemale alert run..
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hasn't anyone noticed that poor Jaslene's legs are disporportionately TINY compared to the rest of her?
they look like she got them from a 7-yr-old.
creeps me out.
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