Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Jessica Alba Edition
Friday, April 17th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Jessica Alba appeared on Leno last night.If you wanna see Jay Leno getting fresh with other hot celebrities, check the Horny Jay Leno Bastardly Category.
Anyway, on this latest addition of "Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard," Jay plays another one of those really kinky Tonight Show games with Jessica Alba. And, just in case you missed it, here's the last time Jessica Alba appeared on Jay Leno.






















love her !
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Father Time, you sick bastard! Can't you spare Jessica the trauma? I guess not...
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Honestly I think she is overrated, her nose has gotten wider to lately.
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She has to be the worst actress in Hollywood. Doesn't even belong in the business, must have fucked James Cameron hard to get that job in Dark Angel because she's a disgrace to the art of acting.
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That's not a good hair color on any latina. Even Lorena Sanchez, the hottest Latina in the world, can't pull that color off. Anyway, never got her appeal, still don't. She looks like a stuck up bitch and acts like one too. In her movies, I mean. I don't know her. But if I did you can bet your bottom dollar that I would spend a lot of time jacking off to the thought of her. Doesn't mean I like her though. I will literally fuck anyone. I'll even fuck you if you want me to. Just let me know.
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you think a porn star is the hottest latina in the world? time to step away from the computer there, pal.
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lol funny
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oooh me me!
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I think she looks nice, about her acting, well I've seen The Eye movie, and well I thought the whole movie was stupid, but she wasn't that bad. I do feel sorry for those small puppies tho, seems like they're getting squashed to hell...
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wow! damn she easily has one of the best bodies I ever seen.
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her body is amazing. she is sooooo hot!
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yea that dress is nice but that top is fucked up
it's like lets go conservative on the legs but choke the girls upstairs. color looks good on her tho. however i turned it off because she was painful to listen to. she looked uncomfortable and looked bitchy
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and those legs look beat to hell
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anyone else not care for the hidden comment thingy?
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I happen to think she's looking very pretty here... even though I agree she should stick with a darker hair color.
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ahhah, pretty funny... shes looks so very pretty... after the f1 practice at the chinese grand prix track
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I think she looks so cute!
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Boring...
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She's gorgeous, but has the personality of a terra cotta flower pot. Hate the hair, though.
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I have had many a thought provoking conversation with terra cotta flower pots. Take it back.
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I always thought terra cotta pots lacked depth.....maybe I'll give them another chance.
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hell! it would be difficult not to be horny around jessica. like halle berry, angelina jolie and rosario dawson, they are all very beautiful women, even though they are hollywood.
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Honestly i dont think her face has aged at all over the years. Shes has great skin and her body is amazing, espcially considering shes not long had her kid. Its her hair that lets her down. She was so gorgeous with her long thick hair. I dont understand these people who have gorgeous hair and then chop it off. I think to an extent shes trying to lose the sexy to be taken more seriously, although her boobs in these pics suggest the contrary.
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i hate bangs and she shouldnt have worn such a tight fitting dress if she knew she'd be sitting the whole time
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her face is way prettier than megan fox or kim kardashian
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i'll keep this short and sweet.
she looks like a cunt rag. as usual.
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i prefer her with no bangs and darker hair+ eyebrows
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I like the Body very feminine but not the head
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She's not a bad actress, yes, most of her movies sucked, but it not on account of her 'bad acting'. besides, she was great on Dark Angel! I mean she has potential.
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She looks stunning.
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