Jenna Haze: Skinny Bikini Pics From Hawaii
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Well, according to her Wiki, Jenna Haze has appeared in 418 films and such accolades for this year includes 2009 AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year, 2009 XBIZ Award for Female Performer of the Year, 2009 XRCO Award for Female Performer of the Year, 2009 FAME Award for Dirtiest Girl In Porn, and 2009 FAME Award for Favorite Oral Starlet.Has anyone seen the first film from her production company, Jennaration X, nicely titled, Cum-Spoiled Sluts?
Also, nice to see she's keeping a little trim.
UPDATE: Adds from page 6...
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Who doesn't love a good gag reflex?
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Her rat face bothers me
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yup, ugly
I also don't understand what she's doing on bastardly... I mean seriously, I can watch this slut anytime anywhere in 1000 locations on the web... not that I really want to...
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yeah but here she has clothes on!
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i knowen that chick for a quite long time, but that rat face doesn't drive me insane, it bother to the people are sensive, nice body, nice butt too
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dude I think something is lost in the translation
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yeah, like what? Rat face, okay, now i get it, god!
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Not the best face but a pretty nice package overall.
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How unfantastic. And why would a porn star take bikini pictures?
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nice ass on the skinny girl but what is with the pubes on page 4?
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The only petite pornstar evar?
And I think she's got a very pretty face.
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no she is not the only petite pornstar... my personal fave is Kat! Jenna is not really all that hot to me but I did fap to one scene of her in a confessional with a priest that was very hot. Kat and her both make up for their skinny with their enthusiasm for rough sex.
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shes quite skinny, but not overly so. She doesnt look like the typical porn star.
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+1
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she doesn't fuck like the typical porn star either.
she is the example of dirty whore.
and i love it.
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wiseblood, uh how does the typical porn star f*** ???
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i met Jenna Haze at a strip club last summer. she was a sweetheart.
she signed my pic like this: "Fuck my sweet pussy, Jenna Haze"
very fucking hot.
and i totally dig the pubes popping out of her fucking bathing suit. HOT.
mind you, all of these comments ONLY get used for girls that regularly let rivers of jizz run down their chins. i dig her big time.
would i even think about her as a normal chick or girlfriend? fuck no.
but i'm still jerking off to her as i type this.
true story.
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She needs to do more grooming, gross.
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gross?
that is hot as fuck.
and funny.
i would love to see the reaction of 12 year old guy on that beach.
you know they were cranking it in the water while their moms were calling them in for lunch.
HA!
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I'm not into ape-women, grooming is a must.
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Grooming as in all off?
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Between the legs yes, up above shaved is preferable but very well-groomed is acceptable.
Just remember, the purpose of pubic, ass, and underarm hair is to trap odor, which is left-over from when we were apes. And for a woman, it gets in the way of your receiving enhanced oral sex.
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EW gross.
I actually agree though. There should be no hair between the legs but a little up above can look nice.
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Look, it's Jenna
on THE NASTARDLY
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One of the few porn stars that hasn't gone on to fuck up her looks with too much plastic surgery and fake tits. I've rubbed out so many loads to her, I started pulling out knee cartilige. It should be law that all women learn her sex techniques.
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she kinda looks like Kristen Steward on bad drugs
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This chick is ugly.
I would not hit on her even if she was a regular girl walking around.
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she's a crazy freak. she's got the intangibles.
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her sphincter is soo lose, she got herself a salt water enema. not a
fan of her fake orgasms. she's slightly overrated
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whooooooooooooooore...i wonder how those award givers decide who gets whore awards...i mean, do they sit down, put their glasses on, watch several performances with their hands on their chin, going, "yes, very good, great performance and energy right there...i liked how you gave that whorish look right before he cummed all over your face."
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that was pretty funny d55. :)
but i don't think the idea of these awards is any lamer than alot of stuff out there...
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hahah look at all these men...ok, i am not about to go and watch her movies but how dirty is she? what's so hot about her movies? i wanna know...insights, insights!
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look at the esek trying to sexually tantalize men by asking them to basically have written phone sex with her..
filthy.
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girl, stop trying to be Turkish. You're clearly obsessed with Turkey, Tarkan (by the way, my cousin was his last ex) and Turks! Did you actually go to a Turkish dictionary to look that word up? Yup, you did. You're fucking mental!
Are you my man? What the fuck is it to you? I ask what i wanna ask. Take your creepy, ugly, horsey ass elsewhere!
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stop trying to be turkish.. hahahahahah.. retard.
i make fun of the turks, i refer to your kabob smell, youre aladin pantaloons, and you say im trying to be turkish.
Turkey should stop trying to be European if you ask me.
im not your man, one, because im not a man and two, because you dont have a man.
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you know, you are making it so difficult to respond at this point...i mean, i did not know even being stupid takes skills and a little bit of intelligence until you!
this is like talking to a 5 year old who is just saying whatever comes to her mind whether it makes sense or is true lol
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euro-ape, how many times, and under how many different names will you visiting my profile?
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ur rebuttals are lame as hell doc... seriously euro-ape? wtf? my four year old sister can come up with something more creative.
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whats wrong with euro-ape, FATSO?
you goddamn hog, you're following me around this blog almost as much as the euro-ape... maybe i'll ignore you too.. fat woman make me a little sick
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Good one doctor
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meh at best
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never wanked over her ! and i am damn proud about that
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I'd shit on her face.
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i thought miley cyrus was the "dirtiest girl in porn"
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Ha ha classic
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One of the best in the jizz biz.
Completely filthy on screen, but has a reputation of being a total sweetheart and watching interviews with her, it shows. No tats, fake tits or belly piercings are a huge plus. She's very real. Pubes are sexy, I like women, not 12 year old girls, even if she's so very petite.
The only negative is the teeth, but that is the ONLY negative about her.
The only pornstar I like more is Sasha Grey and that's primarily on her personality being so awesome. I don't think there's a pornstar I have fapped it to more than Jenna Haze, and I love her for it.
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if you fuck for money why bother with a bikini..
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because there's a chance a loser could be near by. ;)
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so losers have to pay to see the goods?? that fits..
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She has rat teeth but you don't notice it so much when she's chugging on a large penis. I am glad the trimmed bush is making a comeback, a bald vagina looks like a plucked chicken.
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busted. i guess i can commend the fact that she's au natural but i don't think she'd be remotely pretty even with surgery, tattoos, piercings, etc. i don't think there's much she can do to improve herself looks wise other than hit the gym! homegirl has absolutely no shape... skinny fat. bleh. her hair is the only feature i like.
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i love her body. small tits beats fake tits everyday
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i agree with you on the whole small tits being hotter notion but i don't really like her body. she's too soft.
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Sometimes the Best Looking girls aren't the best lays
The Nasty filthy SLUT is a GOOD LAY - my kind of girl
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shes ADORABLE
I LOVE HER!!!
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Not the prettiest woman in porn (I'm leaning toward awarding that title to Tori Black these days). But what talent she has...
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Tori is VERY pretty, but I don't like the tattoo too much.
*cough*herandjennahaze'ssceneinpornstarworkoutisrathernice*cough*
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*cough* yes I have it -- amazing *cough*
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not so pretty, but I like her
she's different
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Prefer Sasha Grey, for your thin "different" porn stars
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Yeah, Sasha Grey is one hell pornstar experience
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