Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas (w/ New Douche)
Thursday, March 26th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo yeah, earlier today we saw pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt & her new 38-year old temporary boyfriend Mr. Jamie Kennedy arrive back into L.A. after spending a few days having endless amounts of tantric sex at an ultra-lux resort in Cabo San Lucas.
Since Jamie is also a Ghost Whisperer co-star, I'm pretty sure they're practicing scenes from upcoming episodes, except their version involves having lots of sex. Let's hope they're filming their progress for a future YouTube world release.
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAnyway, let's check out more pics of Jennifer. She looks a little better than before, but I'm sure if you stripped off all her clothes & stuffed her into a black bikini bottom, you'd get the following result:

Let's think positive & hope that Jamie Kennedy can further tone J.Love's bod by way of having tons & tons of sex with her. Bastard.
























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and of course she is going to smarten up and not show that huge ass. good. i didn't want to see it anyway you cunt rag.
eat some fucking snickers and wash it down with a snickers shake you fucking pig.
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I'd do her in the pooper, the whole time calling her a fat nasty pig so she bucks around a bit.
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she ain't dat bad...it's juzt dat she was SO skinny befo'..
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Pics 10 thru 12 are beautiful.
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u baby should see the rest of cabo's it's amazing!!
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I wish! It's on my list of places to visit.
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u shud go 2 Palma, Mallorca, as well.
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true, Mallorca is amazing! Check Costa Brava in Catalonia, Spain also.
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I think they filmed The Heartbreak Kid at that hotel.
Have to add it to my places to visit list.
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WHEN'S THA LAST TIME U GOT LAID, RHONDA???
OR IS YOUR NAME RON?
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HMMM...I get laid way more than you. The joy of being happily married.
Your comment doesn't make sense. What does the last question even mean? I mean, duh, most girls named Rhonda do get called Ron. I don't understand. Is that meant as an insult? I do refer to myself as Ron on occasion. My family and friends call me Ron on occasion. In fact, I shorten most people's names.
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OH REALLY?? ARE YOU FUCKING HIM WHILE U TYPE ON THA INTERNET?
CUZ U R HERE A LOT...AND ABOUT THAT RON THING, WATCH THA FAMILY GUY MOVIE AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
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Apparently, I'm here about the same amount of time as you since you know I'm here a lot. I work for a living. How about you? Ever heard of the minimize button? You just login to the site and minimize it. And, you just comment at your leisure. It sure beats the hell outta logging in and out as various certifieds and uncertifieds. No?
What's the Family Guy? If I have to watch a movie to understand an insult about a common nickname for my given name, then it's just not worth my time.
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WHY SO DEFENSIVE, RON?? I HIT A NERVE?
U SURELY TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD ON THE INTERNET....
TYPING ALL THAT SHIT FOR STRANGERS TO JUSTIFY YOUR MARRIAGE....
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTION.
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CAPS LOCK = CRUISE CONTROL, AMIRITE????!!!!
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STFU GO PLAY WIT' YOUR MAN LOVE-HANDLES, YOUR FAVORITE TOY.
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stfu asshole
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I'm not being defensive. I just replied to your comments in a calm fashion.
I'm open and honest about most aspects of my life, but I'm classy enough to NOT answer a personal question like that. Get real!
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Rhonda....go to the corner.
quit feeding the troll.
>_<
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Yes, Mommy. I'm sorry!
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NO U LIKE THIS SORT OF ATTENTION...
YOU DIRTY LITTLE BITCH, YOU.
THAT IS WHY YOUR REPLIES WERE SOOOO LONG.
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Well, yes of course! I am a dirty bitch and i'd like to lick Caitie's snatch. She has this power over me, I'd do ANNNNNNYYYTHING for her.
While I lick her I want to call her my Mommy!!
I'm such a sick whore.
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lol
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Please go outside somewhere and play!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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Your retarded imaginary friend is playing in traffic again you should go get him (make sure he gets across the road safely)
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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STFU U AREN'T MASTER OF ANYTHING.
GO AND BE GAY SOME WHERE ELSE, U FAGGOT MAGGOT.
A PATHETIC ONE AT THAT, TOO.
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she definitely looks better...and i can't believe the bastardly is focusing on her "meaty thighs" when her crotch and buttcheeks are hanging out. i am surprised
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She looks quite good and that camel toe looks so mesmerizing that I feel intensely aroused.
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She looks pretty good.
All the guys who rag on her were probably fans back during her peak. They wanted her to get naked so bad, they were willing to kill for it, and since she didn't/hasn't, they hate her.
Sad. Pathetic.
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She looks damn good to me... I don't get why everyone is so harsh on her, even if she has put on a few, she still has a killer rack so w/e.
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I think she looks pretty good, she has a wide hips but nobody's perfect, even tho I'm not a fan of her face I can't say she's ugly.
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Quite hittable, IMO.
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as in "I'd hit it" or "I want to hit her with a closed fist"?
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[no Chris Brown] But I'd smack dat ass around a bit.
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just be wary of the shock waves.
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I'll wear my Diver Dan pressurized suit. ;)
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or Scuba Steve LOL!
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I CAN'T believe that YOU and everybody criticised and made fun of her because of that pics in a bikini last year, just because she gain weight and has cellulite, is that really a reason to put someone down? what if she did't have self esteem and start not eating and starving herself? Do we have to b perfect to deserve some respect????? and u still puting that pic of her ass to make fun of her and writing "gross" and "cottage cheese"...what if a girl looking like the pic watch it and feels like crap seeing u making fun of it? it's so cruel!
Watch yourselves to the mirror, please, I think nobody can't criticises anything of someone else's body, NO ONE IS PERFECT.
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And your point is?
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i don't care what anyone says, she is still hot
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That guy is probably the biggest douchebag ever... How low can you get, Jennifer?
As for her, I still absolutely love her. She was my first celebrity crush and I still love her. She looks hot as hell here!
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stop posting that picture, i'd like to see what all your asses look like. shes beautiful and actually has meat on her bones! grow up. <3
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You are all hypocrites, if a girl is bonny it's cause it's bonny, or too fat, not waist, wide hips, rat face, cellulite, fugly, short, too large nose, u call them pigs, cows, thunder tihgts!!! what the hell is that??? Now u tell me what a girl is supposed to do if she's not like a model, starving? die? depression? WHAT? if you're not hot you don't deserve respect? if it is so, i wonder how many of you would deserve respect... just check your asses, your faces and your cocks in the mirror, and when you are perfect come here to compare yourself the ones you make fun of.
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wow u sound angry & bitter...settle down..u have 2 admit that pic of her ass is revolting...
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it's like the 90% of the girls out there! u think all that girls have revolting asses? come on!
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Don't let that rOach bother you, she's a moron.
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Girls, if you want men to tolerate your endless bs, at least offer them a slim body. Now stop whining and start running on that treadmill!
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Can we get English translation please?
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that was for angry Salma
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Why the hell is she dating that fugly dude?
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no fat chicks.
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Salma dear, although some ugliness is not your fault, fatness surely is. I mean if you can't control your big cow mouth, can't resist stuffing it with shit all day every day, and you're too lazy to be active and burn those calories off, then it's your own God damn fault you're ugly and people call you names. Fat people, excluding those who aren't able to control it (like the mentally retarded) deserve to be made fun of because you're not only ugly on the outside, but your laziness and lack of self discipline makes you even uglier on the inside. Plus you put a burden on societies cost of food, health care, etc.
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Now that she's hot again she's Hot to Trot for some Strange Cock, so she dumps her fiance to bang this loser. I wonder if she's a screamer when she cums
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she looks damn good here and putting up that fucking ass pic from like over a years ago is really tired and not funny anymore. how about posting some of your own ass shots for some fresh laughs?
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eeeew why do you always post that fucking cellulite ass with every jlh post?? im gonna fucking throw up!!
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totally agree.
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Jennifer looks gorgeous!!! Her legs arn't fat!! they are just right!! I bet her figure and body is better then most women out there... definatly better then mine :S
If she is fat... I must be fat too :S
I guess we all can't be super model thin :S
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damn you jamie kennedy!
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Fuck, that pick again.
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I think many of you are missing a VERY important point. Those curves and that spectacular chest are REAL. Real is so much better than that silicon crap. She has a fantastic body and my guess is she is “once in a lifetime good” sexually. I bet if you took a poll of her past lovers that every honest one of them would say she was the best they ever had.
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