Jennifer Love Hewitt Celebrates 30th Birthday By Herself!
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jennifer Love Hewitt turned 30 years old over the weekend. To celebrate she did a camera whorish type of thing (something I'd expect from Heidi Montag) and got all dressed up like Audrey Hepburn and did her own Breakfast at Tiffany's thing. Jennifer also had this to say about the criticism that Jessica Simpson has recently received over her weight gain:
“Not everybody can be super tall and super skinny,” she told Us Magazine. “You have to look inside yourself and find your own confidence.”
The "Ghost Whisperer" star suggests: “Ignore it, live your life and be happy.” Source
Ignore it!? But isn't this the same Jennifer Love Hewitt who on the cover of People Magazine said "Stop calling me fat!"??
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Delusions a mutha. JLH is the size of 3 Audrey Hepburns at least. I kid i kid! Nothing says 'Happy Birthday To Me' like dressing up as Holly Golightly, going to Tiffanys and getting some schmuk to photograph it. I bet she had 'Moon River' playing in her head and everything. Very odd indeed.
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Like you've never played dress up. ;)
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I did once, but when the window dropped and knocked me unconcious only to have po-po find me naked, hanging out the window in my Batman outfit I gave it up.
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Why is she looking like that....did someone die??
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I think she still has some pleasures to be given to some lucky dude...odd tho, you think she's all dressed up for the red carpet thing....oh well to each it's own..
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In fact you've got a point, she still has pleasures for sure, she is pretty, young and desirable
Furthermore, I liked her idea, making funny of herself using the movie
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Oh boy, it's not smart to set yourself up to be compared with Audrey Hepburn. She was probably the most beautiful woman of all time and JLH will seem ugly in these pictures if you have Audrey's image in your mind, like I do.
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Stupid outfit, but I'd still tap that!
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I think she's beautiful and has a great body.
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Breakfast at Tiffany's? More like breakfast, LUNCH, AND DINNER!!
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If she wants to celebrate her birthday tell her to come over!
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setting yourself up for EPIC FAIL there, Jen.Audrey H you are not. Whats the betting that that bagel is the only thing she ate for the rest of the day in a vain attempt to keep her weight down lol.
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She needs to work out! She needs to stop drinking Colt 45! It is my fault for supplying the Colt 45. Not smooth at all!
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Natalie Portman is the closest to a modern Audrey. JLH is a joke. She must be really lonely to actually take time out of her day to dress up for the paparazzi on her b'day.
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Totally agree. Natalie has the poise, grace, and delicate features of Audrey Hepburn. And, she has the talent as well.
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Screw you haters. Love looks good in everything: black, white, colors, dresses, jeans, bikinis. A class act. Happy 30th sweetie.
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so i guess she wasn't at the oscars ???
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I hear an extremely loud, extremely juicy fart noise in my head whenever I see that fat ass bikini pic.
GROSS GROSS GROSS
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i wonder just how long people are gonna keep milking that bikini ass pic from last year?...tired much.
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You can tell in pic 3 her ass is still pretty much the same, shes just keeping it covered, thankfully.
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This cunty fucking whore will do anything to get a man's attention because that's all she wants: attention.
After that, she makes you think you can stick your mushroom tip in her brown eye...hell, even her american pie...and she says no because she's "so special" and you should "want to love her". FUCK THAT. she is a useless washed up cunty hag of a bitch that i hope goes to some hell where only her, Jessica Alba, and Jessica Biel will live. FOREVER.
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You seem like a very unhappy sad man. Why are you so angry at these women you don't even know or will ever meet? Probably because you are a huge loser.
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Lame Audrey Hepburn wannabe
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